Sunday, 5 April 2009

I haven't written a blog in HOW LONG?

From the twenty-first of January to the fifth of April, blah blah, nostalgia, here's a quick recap, mostly for my benefit if I want to remember what I did in this time period at some point in the future. I'm just glad I keep a miniature diary with these events in them. Now, enjoy such events!

January 22
Saw the movie Role Models. It was retarded, but Elizabeth Banks is the greatest person alive.

January 25
As is one of Casey's annoying quirks, she invites herself to my house, even after I told her not to. What. A. Bitch. In the usual fashion of after-church dinnering, we decided to have BRINNER instead, an awesome idea of breakfast for dinner that we got off Scrubs.

January 26
Australia Day. After work, I rushed down to Mornington as quick as I could to see Liston. She neglected to realize that due to the parade down main street, the bus took an alternative route, and her directions to where to get off were pointless. At night I went bowling with Guida and Sarah. Hot damn.

January 27
Oh this was a fun day.

January 26
Australia Day. After work, I rushed down to Mornington as quick as I could to see Liston. She neglected to realize that due to the parade down main street, the bus took an alternative route, and her directions to where to get off were pointless. At night I went bowling with Guida and Sarah. Hot damn.

January 27
A 6:30am pick-up from Scott and we're off to Melbourne. Taking photos where we shouldn't, time lapses, what have you. Nicole joined us later. Twas rockin'. You can watch the time lapse video here on youtube.

January 28
First day of year 11. VCE welcomes me. I have about 6000 free periods a week. Went to Frankston with Kirk, Wes and Katherine afterwards.

February 1
After church, we went to Seaford beach and went "hammocking" as well with Alex, Evan and Miss Lay.

February 2-3
VCE study/intro camp at some place in Flinders. The woman who owns the place had the personality of a dialtone and had ridiculous hair. Bradley says she reminded him of a prison warden.

February 4
Since I finish school at 12:15 on Wednesdays, I have since gone to work at 2. But this day, I started at 2:30. I guess this 2 o'clock thing hasn't sunk in yet. Of course, drama began again at 7pm that night. I ahve no break on Wednesdays.

February 5
Quite possibly the best day of the year so far. The Kate Miller-Heidke concert had finally dawned. With me were Zac and Special K (Kate and Kirk). I bought an over-priced poster that has since refused to stick to my wall, and she signed it for me. Her songs were so different than what we were expecting them to be live. There's photos on my Facebook, and videos (which I took like 45 minutes of and cut it down to two 6-minute youtube clips) here and February 6
Youth group started back for the term. Aussie Night kicked off the long list of nationality-related themed nights. Alicia did us the courtesy of hosting.

February 8
After I did not want to go to church that night, Katherine, Erin and Miss Lay swung by my house anyway with, "John, get changed, get outside, Sarah Lay's waiting in the car." Ballam Park ahoy.

February 9
This marks the first day we had Vetamorphus peer group after school. Tis myself, Clare, Jake and Steph, led by Smackholer. Quite fun, and has occured every Monday since.

February 13
We had a Media excursion to ACMI. It was interesting, but also sorta boring. Italino Night at youth, hosted by Evan.

February 19
Yes, this week did involve work and VETA and drama and such, but meh. After school I bussed to Frankston with Liston and Zach, as we do often.

February 20
Mexican Night: Katie Hamiltone.

February 21
Marks the first time I worked the whole day shift at work. 8:30-5:30.

February 22
Sang at church that night.

February 23
School photo day! Was it seriously only in February? Oh well. The people who did it this year, were AWESOME. But in getting the pics back about a week ago, it's obvious the formation of people that they put us in was awful-lookin'.

February 25
Score! Finally get a close shift! Working 2-6 as of this Wednesday!

February 26
Again, Frankston with Liston and Zach.

February 27-March 1
VETA retreat weekend in Anglesea. Was a good weekend away, it was. Learned a lot about God and history of the Bible, and met so many new people. There's photos on my
Facebook.
Oh, and I did communion at church Sunday night.

March 3
Ah, due to the text-messages about the fires that the coppers sent off the day before, we had today off school. Gnarly.

March 5
We sent Zach to go off to Frankston, and I instead kidnapped Liston (with Megan) this time, and brought them back to my place. Liston got addicted to playing Worms, it was awesome.

March 6-8
Insano Cafonkey Amazing Race Camp! AAAAH! The weekend with the youth down in Philip Island at the Jolly's ranch thing. It was so awesome. We had scavenger hunts and stuff to do around the Island, which were weird and fun, as is everything youth group. There's photos on my, you guessed it, Facebook. We went to Sarah Lay's/Mez Bickford's/Clare deGroot's place(s) after church for some chillaxin'.

March 9
Labour Day, which means no school and no VETA peer group this week. And, the band I was wearing around my wrist from the Kate MH show, which I had been wearing since and couldn't take off, even wearing it at work, broke and came off. I was so shattered. BUT, I beat Special K and Zac! :D

March 12
School swimming day, which I wanted to go on sorta, but then I didn't. Haw.

March 13
Instead of it being at the church, youth was at the Davey's, for New Zealand night.

March 14
After work (the first Saturday shift I was supposed to work since Feb 21, thankyou two camps in a row) I went to Bianca's house, which was a foolish mistake, cos I was ever so tired. We continued our lost marathon (from December...) and watched another 4 episodes. Success, we're 16 episodes in!

March 15
Did welcoming at church.

March 19
Went home from school at about 1ish, and being that it was a Thursday, I basically came for English, then four frees, then went home. I was so sick with an intense cold.

March 20
Had the day off school.

March 21
Had the day off work.

March 22
I actually went to the morning service at church. Cos we had a Kids Connection meeting afterwards, which means in term 2, I'm gonna have to be there doing kids ministry, IN THE MORNING, almost every Sunday. So not looking forward to it.
I sang at the night service, then we all went to Stacks Pancakes afterwards. Siq.
Between the morning and night service, I went to Frankston with Katherine and Mollie, which was essentially a bad idea as I was recovering from being sick and didn't go home from about 9am-10pm.

March 24
Being that I was behind in school work, and H block is easy to study in if there's no one in it, myself and Bianca stayed until about 4:30 doing work. Sweeeet.

March 26
As part of VETA, I have to get a "mentor" to meet with a couple times during the year. I chose Alex-o. We went and sat in McDonald's for like two hours before moving to a graveyard. Hmm.

March 27
I was sick and missed Tom's Scottish Night the week before, so this week at youth was Pirates vs. Ninjas, hosted by Smack and Zoe. It was so much fun actually. Was originally meant to be India, but nooo, Alex has a joooob.

March 28
Actually went to work that day. Amazing. That's 3/6 Saturday shifts I was meant to be working.

April 2
Ah, Thursdays. After English first-up, the next class I have is at 2:30, and the Easter service was on then. After staying to do some work that needed to be done at school, I went home. Kirk was smart and went home before 10. Haha.

April 3
LAST DAY OF TERM! Oh happy day, the tyranny of too much work and no more time is gone! For almost three weeks! And youth that night was the all-powerful Eurovision Song Contest, hosted by Alicia.

April 4
Yesterday. Now it's 4/7 Saturday shifts.


If you actually took the time to read my on-going saga of narcissism, I applaud thee. Now go outside.

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Unexpected sunburn

Sarah, Tash, Zac and I decided to hit Frankston beach today. Sure it was hilariously fun, but with dire results. Here's a list of pros and cons:

  • We dug a giant hole in the sand (about 1x2m big and like a metre deep)
  • Got to catch up, woot
  • Saw Katherine working at subway
  • Had a half-conversation with a crazy woman at Subway
  • Ate lots of ice-cream
Here are the cons:
  • We all got really retarded unwanted sunburns, in bizzare places in patches, which I originally thought was a rash and thought nothing of it
  • Sarah hates Kate Miller-Heidke
  • I hate the beach.
Not many cons really, I just wanted to complain about this misleading red mark everywhere. It's all stingy and such! And yes, I really dislike the beach. It's wet and sandy and windy and uncomfortable and really not worth it. Find a swimming pool damn it, forget the ocean.

This woman in Subway... she was ahead of us in line, being served by Robert (see: Katherine's epic blog) as her child was getting a sub made. When asked what cheese she wanted, the girl said swiss or something and the mum corrected her, "no, she'll get cheddar." Then the girl complained that she wanted three cookies. "No, you're getting two." "But I want three." "Two." "three!" Then the woman screamed, disrupting us all, "TWO!" which we found hilarious.

Then we had sat down, and Tash was casually discussing the prevelance of peanuts in food giving allergies. Zac had said something about the name of peanuts as opposed to regular nuts, I dunno, I wasn't really listening. Then we all just heard this, "BULLSHIT!" coming from elsewhere - it was that woman chiming in on the conversation. She was butting in about "she's right" and "you don't know what to say now, do ya!" to Zac, but was totally treating it like an argument rather than an enquiry about peanuts, and made it out like her BULLSHIT addition actually made a difference and was a valid point of argument. Naturally, we found all this hilarious and kept quoting her the rest of the day.

On a completely different topic, I bought a ticket for Kate Miller-Heidke yesterday. She's playing at the Zoo on the 5th of Feb. Anyone that wants to come with, feel free. I'm trying to get Scott and Zac to come, and Special K (the collective name for Kirk and Kate) are coming too. It shall be rather exciting!

Farewell.

Friday, 16 January 2009

What could make this situation better? Oh, I know! The Holocaust!

The book for English I have to read before school goes back is titled "Night", by Elie Wiesel. It's the author's auto-biography cleverly wrapped in fiction, sort of - it's his survival tale of The Holocaust in novel form. Sure, it's boring and depressing. But reading it sure beats staring at metrosexuals on the train.

I'm only thirty pages in, and it hasn't gotten exciting at all. It's gonna be Generals Die In Bed all over again, the book we studied at the end of last year about life in WWI. In fact, the writing style is basically the same. So far, it's been jumping to plot points so quickly by using misguided, 5-word sentences. "Dad said we have to move. The next morning, we all got up and moved to the ghetto." What the hell is that?! Being that the book is about such a dramatic event, I was expecting something a little more thrilling. I hate reading, I really do. English class has ruined books for me.

Thursday, 8 January 2009

I am really the laziest person I know...

I blame glandular fever.
Oh yeah, I'd probably better get diagnosed with it first.
I reckon I have it though.
Hypochondriaaac!

Anyway I haven't been on Blogger in almost a month. What have I been up to...

Well, I've become quite addicted to Facebook as of late. I'm actually on it more than MySpace now. It's like a mature MySpace for older people. I love it.

Oh, did I mention we got a cat? We got a cat. His name is Jax, and he's cute and cuddly and annoying at times. Just like kittens are.

I've been working at southland still. only yesterday did we get the word that the store is confirmed for the first week of March. How incredibly annoying! But I'm liking work. It'd be 99% awesome if I didn't have to travel so much for it.

Katherine and I decided to host a New Years party in her backyard with as many youth group people as possible. Besides us, we had 9 guests. It was awesome-town. I brought my computer to use as a jukebox. At like 11:45, the word was, "Let's go to the beach!", rendering the entire party moot.

I got accepted (like there was a test) into Vetamorphus; a Christian bible-study peer-group one-year VCE VET course. Enough adjectives? I thought so.
The first major retreat is at the end of February. Quite good. School starts back on the 28th of Jan. Now I'm wondering, when are we gonna have peer groups?

Speaking of peer-group leaders, my future one, Miss Sarah Mason, got married to one maths teacher Andrew Backholer last week. It was a beautiful occasion, and basically a Bayside reunion. Success for marriage!

Besides the happiness, I'm in a fairly crap mood right now. Thanks for not noticing. Well, I tried to avoid it.

Have a good... season!