Beau Femelles

LIKE WHO?! you ask.

Well, like:

Madalyn:
Oh baby. Damn you're fine. :D It's amazing this girl. She has all these terrific characteristics. And she's always smiling and upbeat. I feel like I've known her forever, and will forever. Couldn't stop loving you. If I could cry, you'd make me. YEAH. That made sense.

Amber:
I really wanted to write a thing about Amber. Yes, you're a total bitch. :) I KID I KID. It's our thing. You're mean to me. And I love it. By the way, you're super adorable. So short and big-eyed... :) It's great. We have such stupid conversations on MSN. And I wouldn't trade them for any other conversations with... I dunno, someone boring. It's touching, really. I feel the connection.

Sara:
Oh Saaaaara, Sara, Sara, Sara. I feel like words can't express. And yet I should try anyway, but I know I won't get very far. :D Let's see. You just, majorly brighten up my day. To its maximum. I couldn't love you more. And I like hugging you the most. Out of aaanyone. :D

Zoe:
Rawr! This is one fine-ass sex machine. Haha, well, she doesn't work in St. Kilda or anything. I love how warped Zoe is. Like, in a good way. She'll laugh at the super funny slah really stupid yet funny things. But she can also be full srs. Snap!

Shezz:
Shezz is so very much my connection. To what? No one knows. But I get the sense that we have many adventures to come, although right now I never get to see her. She is destined for great things, and I would be remiss if I didn't have her in my life anymore.

Emily:
Dude. Your mum is awesome.
But moving on. I feel like I haven't seen you in so long. I'm missing you to greater lengths every day. Your family is like a second family to me. You're that sister I miss cos she lives elsewhere. :D Like, across the main road. But still. I love you so much honey.

Katherine:
WE NEED MORE STUFF ON OUR LIST. If it weren't for a little bit of Katherine in our lives, I'm certain we'd all be like. Mediocre. It's that Katherine-esque influence that keeps us all optimistic and daring. It's such a major lift when I greet you and you give me a massive hug.

Nicole:
Like Zoe, Nicole is pretty freakin' warped. I like Nicole's general quirkiness. :) It's so amusing. And Nicole is definitely one of those people that you see and just feel the need to put your torso in contact with hers. Does it look lonely? I don't know, but you just feel the urge to hug her.

Bridget and Erin:
My goddesses. Erin's my little English crumpet. She's so cute and amusing. Bridget is so awesome. I don't know who is awesomer. Bridget and Erin can both make you smile, but in entirely different ways. It's amazing. I miss you both more and more each day.

Alex:
It's like we were separated at birth. I feel as if I know so much about Alex in a way I cannot explain (but not because my hands are tied). I love you Alex, so so much, and I feel an overwhelming comfortness in everything that's rushing through my head when I come into contact with you. She's like my anti-depressant.

Cassie:
I love how Cassie and I rely on each other that we've formed so much of a bond. That time she called me at 5am (her 3am), I didn't care. I'd be pissed, but it was her. I seriously didn't care that she woke me up. Instead I thought, "I love that Cassie and I are so close to each other that she knew I wouldn't be bothered if she called me at 5am." I feel so compelled to marry you.

Kari, Jordan and Lorin:
My favourite Sunbury scum. You guys are my trio of randomness and perfection. We have to meet up much more often. The Angels to my Charlie. :D What a bad joke. Still, these guys are so brilliant that it takes your breath away every time you greet them.

Melissa:
I haven't known you very long, but I feel like we have some random connection. Melissa is so beautiful and sweet. When you meet her, you feel an impact. I just can't describe it. But it's a good one. :D








ahh. love.
<3

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Just like in the spirit of last year's blog of the upcoming 2006, I'm doing another survey thing
Which nobody made up
Cept me
and Juzz and Jeremy
just ranomd questions and crap.
IT'LL BE KEEN.
and it's like 12:05 in the morning :]

Jake, Cassie and I have been having a conversation for about an hour, and I was talking with David too. HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS, and all you others I spose :)

Here's my firsties of the year:

First text: Shezz! Shortly followed by Louise, Katherine and Elise.

First person I heard talk: Dad XD

First person talk to me on MSN: Trevor

First thing I said: OMG! THE HUSTLE! *does the hustle*

First MSN emoticon: TThat sexy hot one. (H) to Julie

First MSN message: happy new year!

First new TV show I watched (by that I mean it began after midnight): RAGE!

First MSN screen name: jhnny wishes you a happy new year!

First website I typed in: www.youtube.com

First program opened: Mozilla Firefox

First awful joke of 2006: Something about masturbating.. HAHA AGAIN

First dememnted face made out of symbols: XD

First facial expression: Smile

First channel watched: Channel 9

First song listened to: Wonderful Night - Fatboy Slim

Meh that's all I can think of at the moment.


New Years Resolutions:
1) Be more assertive
2) Be more positive
3) Be randomerrrr
4) Make more movie maker stuff
5) Go on public transport more
6) Get a job
7) Become not so skinny/more muscle! :)
8) Hang out with friends more ^^

The sun will come out tomorrow! (AKA. Annie)

I was gonna do this blog and the next one, or two, depends, probably one, as one blog, but I'm afraid the whole thing will bugger up and I'll have to do it all again like I did with my report one. So I'll just write about Annie here.

Monday, September 12.
The very first day of Annie training at the school that we were performing it at. Oh boy was that hellish. We didn't get to use the real change rooms, and my part was too damn quiet, I was really bad at it. The guys had to go out and change in the toilets of the EMC Gym.. WHERE THERE WERE PEOPLE. And EMC people suck, trust me. The all think they're top shit. It was actually rather depressing. For them, not me. I just laughed at them for being so stupid.

Tuesday, September 13.
The performance is the very next day and we are so obviously totally not ready. But meh. xD we still didn't get the change rooms this time either, and Zoe and I told Cara to come to the back stage door at recess, and she did. She got shooed off by little kids. Then she came back at lunch, and we spoke for like 3 minutes before little kids told on them and got Cara and her friends kicked out. I hate children.

Wednesday, September 14.
Well now it's the night of the very first performance, at EMC, and we went through it with flying colours. We somehow made some sort of a fluke and went through it much better than we had rehearsed it. For instance, Warren dropped a champagne glass by accident and yelled out, "THAT'S MY FINE CHINA!" Everybody laughed! Well I didn't. I wasn't there, I was backstage. But I kept hearing about it, soooo much!

Thursday, September 15.
The second night of performing, we all sucked that night. It didn't go as well as Wednesday, but apparently it sold like 80 tickets on THAT DAY because people thought it was really good the previous night. Hilarity box! At the end of the show, Sofi had decided that the year 8's decided to give all the people who worked on the production a little gift. I GOT TO GIVE SHAD CHOCOLATES. The crowning touch, believe me. Anyway, I got outside afterwards, and I went to bother people and say bye to them, and who should I run into but CARA JADE HERSELF. Yes, her and her mother got tickets at the door, on the night, and now Cara won't stop saying Oxydent. Blahajdhads! So I talked with Cara for a while, and I later was introduced to Cara's mum, who I called Mrs. Cara Jade, sea monkies all around.

And then I left, never to return until the very next term...

BECAUSE I WENT TO QUEENSLAND THE NEXT DAY! Read the enxt blog for more details, that's if it's been invented yet, which would depend on whether or not you're reading this while you're all asleep and I'm still up writing this at 5:30 in the morning. What am I even doing up at this hour? I JUST DON'T KNOW. I think it's starting to get a bit light. I hear birds chirping and I thought I saw a bit of horizon outside. =D

Now for that thing I haven't done in a while, what my MSN names mean! The previous one for March 18, I remember was from a Simpsons episode, fairly new, with the guy who trained dugongs/manatees. Yeeeeeeah.

Mar 19 jerrrneee ~ They both died doing what they love... rafting.
JD is fed up with listening to the story Carla and Ron are talking about. Carla comes to the conclusion that they both died. JD says, "Oh, thank GOD!" in relief that the story is over. Then he needs to cover for it.
Mar 20 jerrrneee ~ Cleanliness is next to not dying ness.
Was this off Spongebob? Or was it some other quote off Spongebob that went along the same lines as that?
Mar 21 jerrrneee ~ Great cow of Moscow!
I think it was one of the random exclamations that Hermes would blurt out every so often on Futurama.
Mar 22 jerrrneee ~ This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep.
Lois on Family Guy: Do you want this man to be looking after your children? This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep. Vote for me!
Mar 23 jerrrneee ~ The in-your-face interface.
Just one of the many components of Bender.
Mar 24 jerrrneee ~ I am Bender. Please insert girder.
From the same episode as above, Bender's free will and brain disk is removed and that is all he can say.
Mar 25 jerrrneee ~ They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!
Again, the same episode, something Leela randomly sang.
Mar 26 jerrrneee ~ Warb of the worlds.
On one of the Simpsons halloween episodes, this was what one of those modified credit names said.
Mar 28 jerrrneee ~ Coming soon to an illegal DVD.
A tagline at the beginning of a Futurama episode.
Mar 29 jerrrneee ~ Ruby Joe was having a little female trouble of his own.
Bah, I don't remember, but it was really good! NYEEEE!
Mar 30 jerrrneee ~ Sweets for the sweet!
The gay waiter at the Sacred Heart Hospital that they would act gay infront of to get free food. One time he gave JD cake, while declaring, "Sweets for the sweet!"
Mar 31 jerrrneee ~ That's not crime! That's a box with CRIME written on it!
IT'S BURNT FACE MAN!!
Apr 1 jerrrneee ~ Teenage kids washing cars for money; is there anything more arousing?
Something mister Tom Tucker said as a finishing round-up for a filler story on the news.
Apr 2 jerrrneee ~ Nice and hollow, mister roboto.
How Homer says he likes the waffles his robot prepares.

Now then, it's best for me to be off! It's almost 6am, and I'm yet to sleep. I'll go to sleep when everybody is awake. Bwahahah!!

I'll write another blog when man walks on the sun.

Word Count: 1,035

Strap yourselves in.

Okay, listen to my song on my space!! It's terrific. To The Woman by Tammany Hall NYC. Try to listen to the lyrics, a lot of it is just gibberish and unadible. So I'll dig up some lyrics and post it (mostly for my benefit, coz I don't honestly know the lyrics either):

i was lonely and i was tired and i was drifting away.
i was half lit and just about losing it .
i was lost and looking till i heard you say,
"thanks for coming" and "glad to meet you" and
"have a good time" and "the drinks are that way."
then my heart grew and i knew just what to do and my words were with me.
they flowed that day.

hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say

all the sadness and all the misery and all the darkness seemed to leave.
and all that's charming and that's funny and all my faith was restored to me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

lonely then you saved me.
i was lonely then you saved me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

tharr, off the tammany hall website itself.

Yesterday, Jake, Josh and I went to go see X-Men 3, which by the way IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN. IT WAS GREAT. Yeha anyway, we went to Karingal, and after the movie I got chips at Chicken Plus (mm so damn fine) and Jake and Josh got something from Jade Garden or sommet...

Wow, I can't believe how many people I ran into at Karingal. I'm gonna try to list them off.

-That blonde curly-haired bastard in year 10
-His friend (they were both in the movie too)
-Daniel from drama (I have an inkling he was, too in the movie I was)
-Chris N in year 9...
-That curl-haird brunette guy.. I think his name is James?
-That blonde chick in year 11 (I think) saw me when I went to Hungry Jacks.. coz she was working the headset with angry people waiting outside
-Zak, Zach, Zac, however you spell his name, from youth.. I was loitering outside Hungry Jack's and he rocked up on his bike coz he works there, arhahrhar.

I branged my pimp hat to school on Thursday... BIIIIIIG MISTAKE. I hate you all (who go to my school). Everybody in year 8 wanted a piece of the hat, so there was stealing, pleading, begging, BEING A BITCH, (espiecially you, teenies) and so at the end of the day my hat was folded and scrunched, there was yogurt or something white (don't Kirk) on the side.. I PAID FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT and it's not mint anymore. For ONCE can I have something without it being shitted by you fat bastards? Especially you Elise, you kept running away from me when I chased after you attempting to punch you in the face and stealing my hat back. No, you weren't cute, giggling and shit, YOU'RE A BITCH. I hate you all.

Feb 1 - Jhnny - The trickster becomes the trickstered.
Wow, you gotta love Weebl and Bob.
Feb 4 - Jhnny - If I wasn't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye! (8)
Maybe the greatest line off Futurama.
Feb 5 - Jhnny - Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a shallow empty-handed JERK?! (8)
This was in the same song off Futurama.
Feb 6 - Jhnny - Now cut my beard.
I don't honestly remember... probably some crap. Actually, it was off a caarton, I just don't know what...
Feb 7 - Jhnny - I like your sleeves.
Napoleon Dynamite!!!
Feb 8 - Jhnny - Teh Floating Hobos!
There were hobos with jetpacks on their backs on Futurama :D
Feb 10 - Jhnny - Lol?
Oh, something old from years ago that made Sarah laugh.
Feb 11 - Jhnny - Microsoft Joke©
Mr. Bender's humor by: MICROSOFT JOKE©.
Feb 12 - Jhnny - Right. Let's go get drunk before pilates.
A great quote off Scrubs said by some posh bitches.
Feb 13 - Jhnny - ...then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
Another great Scrubs quote said by JD.
Feb 14 - Jhnny - If you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Kitty off That 70s Show after Eric holds out to tell on Laurie for having a fling with her teacher: Now you know I love you and your sister equally, but if you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Feb 15 = Jhnny = You gotta think evil man! Where would we be without the A-Bomb?
Another great quote from Hyde off That 70s show (same episode as above) as he's trying to convince Eric to dob Laurie in.
Feb 16 = Jhnny = Whoa, purple banana?
I was playing DK64 :)
Feb 17 = Jhnny = I don't know who it is, but it probly is fhqwhgads! = Happy birthday Elise!
Eye <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 18 = Jhnny = Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.
HAHHAHAHA this is like, the most classic quote everest. It's off Family guy. *man puts diamong ring of woman's finger. They kiss and the woman starts to get lower on his body. Chyron: Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.*
Feb 19 = Jhnny = Cheese is my life! (8)
Haha, on Whose Line Colin had to make a song about how cheese is his life.
Feb 20 = Jhnny = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmes!
Off the Simpsons, when Grampa is speeding down an aisle in a store screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO, then sees gnomes infront of him, and tacks on a 'mes' at the end.
Feb 21 = Jhnny = ABSOLUTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Kelso off Scrubs: Why don't we just make this the same as my sex policy with my wife. ABSOULTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Feb 23 = Jhnny = Are you here for the feeding?
Oh that's great, it's off Road Trip when Tom Green is about to eat that mouse..
Feb 24 = Jhnny = If you were asian, you'd be home by now.
OMG I laughed for so damn long when Jake randomly blurted this out in Art, even though it means absolutely nothing.

Word Count: 1121.

Hah, I forgot to put in a subject.

Hah, ever since I got my newwie email address, I've been keeping track of the MSN names I put up. I'm gonna post some and the origin of them, for my own rememberance...

Jan 24 Jhnny - jhnnyblah@gmail.com
Obviously, this was to show that it was MEE
Jan 25 European Australian Italian Jumping Running Ghose Canary Snake
Me and somebody, I forgot who, were making up weird names or something.
Jan 27 Jhnny // It's a bit hard to moon, when ya have no ass. ;)
Quoted off That 70s Show
Jan 28 Jhnny // It's still three naked women, with a dog.
Same goes.
Jan 29 Jhnny // Shave off your eyebrows and glue them back on to look permanently surpirsed.
An idea they had on Malcolm in the Middle...
Jan 30 - Jhnny - You just watched it; you can't unwatch it!
The greatest quote off Futurama.
Jan 31 - Jhnny - Bent out on hedonism!
I discovered the word hedonism from Futurama XD

Well, now I'm bored. I really wanna get Family Guy season 4 pre-ordered for that extra-spesh box for them all to neatly fit in :P Like a meadow in the springtime.

Everytime I blog, my mind draws a total blank. I can't think of what to write! NYEEAHH!

Woo and Yay

Heh, I have a long list, but I reckon I'll forget something.

A few days ago, I upgraded from my crappy Motorola C115 to a Nokia 6610! Yay! I love it! I've been playing Bounce heaps, lol. Blah

I'm also swtiching from that horrid, horrid Telstra to Optus. YES FINERRLEE it'll be great. Free minutes; I'm loving it.

A few days ago, me, dad, and three people from Chisholm went to 4 differnt Chisholm campuses and took videos and stuff for some movie. We went to Berwick, then Dandenong, Frankston, and finally Rosebud. It was funnery.

HAH! This morning I dyed my hair! It's partially orange! I luff it. While I'm writing this I don't actually think it's fully dried off, so I dunno sneh.

THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES ARE SOOO GHEY. Hurry up and leave Actually I thik they might've already. Have they? Sneh indeed.

The american, Marshall, is still here. I think he was supposed to leave on Wednesday, lol =P He wants to live here. Hmm.

I'm going to Bronwyn's birthday party tonight. Pool, late-ish, people from drama (I hope) it'll be funnery.

Yesterday, me, Sara and Kathryn went over to the AMF, to BOWL derr. We tried to be really slow, and you know those computers between every two lanes? Hah well we kept changing each others names for funsies. Also, Dean and his brothers + dad were there, and we noticed him but we hope he didn't notice us. Lol

This morning Ben came around to show off his NEW CAR which I hate him for, coz it rocks. We went driving around, adn we went to Karingal Hub and got maccas for brekkie lol

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.

!!! H@pp33 2()()6 3v3ry0n3 !!!

It's 12:14AM, Christmas Day.

Scrap that, it's actually New Years Day.

The fireworks have been going for 15 minutes with random songs playing in the background.

Ooh, it's over.

Since about 9:30 me, Juzz and Jeremy (Jair, woo!) had out 3rd annual NYE party, on MSN. XD. Call me a nerd, you teenybopper.

I love that. I finally found the word to describe those card-carrying mobile accessories short-panties flower painted crotch pheasants that I ate with a fiery passion.

Teenyboppers suck.

Here's my firsties of the year:

First text: From Erin XD

First person I heard talk: Jair

First thing I said: Banana Hammock

First MSN emoticon: The thumbs up one, (Y)

First MSN message: lol on the TV it already went

First new TV show I watched (by that I mean it began after midnight): So Fresh

First MSN screen name: !!! H@pp33 2()()6 3v3ry0n3 !!! (ironically, in my name)

First website I typed in: www.imdb.com

First program opened: Mozilla Firefox

First awful joke of 2006: Something about masturbating

First dememnted face made out of symbols: 0_o

First facial expression: Smile

First channel watched: Channel 9

First song listened to: The Street - Cheap Trick

Meh that's all I can think of at the moment.

Teenyboppers suck lard.

Blog, Ala Johnny

I'VE BEEN INSPIRED BY JUZZ'S HUGELY LONG BLOG ENTRY.

I'm at dad's place again doing nothing, seeing as there's nothing better to do. He still has the net and I don't.

I was reading Juzz'd blog just before and he wrote a list of people he wants to meet. here's an example of one:

1. The kid on the sultana bran who goes "NAHAHAHA" randomly when he is asked a question

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THAT..... Arrf. Now blahblahblah

RAWRJOHNNETHSMAAAAASHRAWKLAWL

I phoned with Juzz a few days ago. He starts school again on Wednesday, uber bummar.

Here's a list of people I want to meet:

1. A LA JUZZY (and all people associated with Juzzy.) This would include: Jesse, Emma, Sair, umm... Drew.. Dan.. meh can't think of many more.

Here's a list of people I never want to see again:

1. Mrs. Field

2. Britney Spears

3. Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle.

Here's a list of things I want gone from my life:

1. School.

I've been downloading Family Guy at dad's place. Ala Peter. What does ala mean? Uber random. I'm downloading more FG now anyway, not sure why, I've explained it to about 3 people today anyway. Juzz suggested I go random all over my entry so that I shall. I might just go crazy for a minute, and then I go back to whatever it is I do. Which I don't believe is anything.

MWAAHAHAHA I'M SO DELIOUSISLY (WHATEV .) EEEEEVIL. NAYHAHA

WHOAMGBBQSAUCELAWLJOHNNETHSMASHIHOPEJUZZYCANCOMEDOWNTOVICTORIAHEWANTSTOMETTMEANDERRIBERRIANDDELLANDITWILLBEUBERCOOLICAN'TFINDTHEDAYUMSPACEBAROHTHEREITISSPACEBAR.

It's a sah-weeet trip to a candy shop where bon-bons play, on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.

Please donate for a trip for my dying friend Juzz (he has Ala Juzz disease.) so he can take a trip down to Victoria. This is his dying wish. Please donate. Contact me for details.

Shiny bald-headed eagle, the mother of all evil, and a part time Year 7 English teacher, is giving us weekend homework because he forgot we had today off because it's Anzac Day. (dumbass bitch. I'm so angry. I don't wanna write a freakin short story, I've written like 50 of em. MOVE ONTO SOMETHING NEW YOU IMBOSSILES.)

You know what really burns me up? Society. Yes, for example, people base their lives on repetitive music (For instance, people like Mario, Jesse McCartey, and others basically have the same music every time, then why the hell do people like them?) It's a travesty. It's all identical. PICK SOMETHING NEW JERKS.

And television! It rocks. Although there are some shows, like The OC, which all of the "cool group" of people in Year 7 at my school basically live their life according to that show. (Ooh lesbians I'll turn lesbian.)

Which brings me on to something else: Crowds. What the hell is the point of these people? They're like followers you know. The bad people. There's like 30 of them out of the 50 Year 7's this year and they all follow each other. They all watch OC, listen to repetitive music, and think the only way to get popular is to go and kiss a stranger they've known for exactly 2 weeks. It burns me up inside. My neck hurts. They always hang out behind a building making out, throwing stuff, swearing, being bitches. I've had it. They classify people as to what their opinion of them is: Recently I got labelled a nerd for not hanging out with the drones. Wtf? What if doing what I do (yes, I like having friends, and I'm on the computer a lot) was actually the thing that 'normal' people did? Does that mean the idiots would get labelled as nerds?

Thanks a lot self, now I'm angry. Nyahahha.

Anyway imma play some Solitaire with Adelle, in which she will kick my ass as usual. If Juzz ends up coming down to Victoria, I will invite Dell and Erin and Juzz over to my house and we have a party. ;) Lol, it will be uber cool. Anyway, I'm off to getting my ass kicked. Toodles.