Past, Present and Future Plans

Here's a quick update on my nothingness

Yesterday was an exciting day I suppose. I burned a CD for Mason and walked to Leawarra station to collect Zoe. We walked back to my place, wrote a letter for her and AB, and tried putting it in her car, but eventually ended up in AB's letterbox. I wonder if he's checked it...

kinda pointless as we saw them about 20 minutes later while we were waiting for the bus.

Also, I've been trying to get my hands on Lost Season 2, but it's so hard! You can only ever find 1 + 3! But not 2! It's awful. Also I'm going to try and convince my mudja to change our crappy Bigpond internet plan, cos I found out last night we're on 256k... eugh.

I decided about a week ago what my plans are for my 16th birthday, although it's not till October. :D
I'm gonna go get my L's in the morning. I've been doing the practise test online occasionally and it's pretty easy; most of it is common sense anyway (if you're feeling tired, the incorrect answer would be to wind your windows down and crank the radio up). Then that afternoon, I'll go use my newfound ID to donate blood! I was on the donateblood.com.au website last night and apparently you have to BOOK a donation?! Feh! I just wanted to rock up!

Lufwaffle.

Queensland, Dave Five AND My Birthday!

Tuesday, September 19.
Okay I'd like this to be quick. The Tuesday in Queensland was SEA WORLD DAY. There's a huuuuge monorail going around the place, which we rode on out of boredom, woohoo. There was a show on, some realllyyyy cheesy '60s surfer thing with teenagers in love and LOTS of water-skiing and water-activites. :]

We saw heaps of anermuhls, like the underground shark viewing thing, the seals whom have rocks, AND Melissa from year 11! We saw her but she didn't see us. No she's not an animal. Bahha :]

Sarah and I went on the log flume which was SHAPED LIKE A PIRATE XD and there was a huuuuge drop that I screamed at :] We too went on the Bermuda Triangle which took soooo long in the line and that crappy video about Americans. Then there was the boat ride into the volcano which SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Creepy aliens and very, very loud noises, flashing things, FIRE, backwardsness, betrayal and the guy talking on the "radio" which was just plain hilarity.

Anyway after looking at a lot of animals and this big ship that you could see dolphins from (and we also watched a dolphin training bit) we got on this chairlift from one side of the park which went allllll the way to the other side over the lakes and stuuf it was SO high up it was creepy.

ANYWAY I hate asians, they were walking so damn slow we missed the bus the hell out of there and we had to wait for another one -.-" ASIANS WERE EVERYWHERE.

The end.

Monday, October 2.
FOR THAT. Now my birthday was the first day of school, which was actually a staff work day so we didn't go, BAHAH. I tried planning my birthday party but things just got in the way that made me go: John confused? So I didn't end up having one.

I made a list :] Off it I got Scrubs season 4 (BOOYAH), Simpsons Season 8, and baha eee my dad got the wiggidy-wackiest birthday cards he made himself thanks to our old buddy the internet :] and a STEWIE LUNCHBOX HEHEHE it is so cute. Treehehehehehehe =DDD

Of course grandparents and uncle Bruce gave me money, woohoo! Happy birthday to me! :]

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Queensland, Days Two & Three.

Saturday, September 16.
Oh-kay-son! 2nd day, we woke up, Sarah and I probably tried to find a slim chance to get in the spa as there was ALWAYS someone in it. ALWAYS. Especially this evil, greedy Indian couple who wouldn't stop howling over it. Silly, silly people.

So we got a bus down to Pacific Fair. Now Pacific Fair is this HUMUNGOE shopping centre, that is just the largest thing ever. It's like Southland, apparently.

I went and had breakfast at a cafe thing, pancakes :) They were HUMUNGOE so I didn't eat it all.. hehe. Mum stopped at like every store, and for some reason we stopped at Target for like 2 HOURS MINUS ONE HOUR. They wanted to shop shop shop! I found a DVD of Annie, Fly Away Home and Madeleine. So I bought that for the kicks.

KICK.

Then, I got sunnies! At last! We had searched for sungalsses just about everywhere and finally found some <3 style="font-weight: bold;">.

Sunday, September 17.
One. Where is the fife. And two, give me the fife.

Okay we got up and decided to go to MOVIE WORLD! Hoozah! We got in tharrrrrrr, there's like a gazillion sections before the actual entrance. First there's the bus parking and seating in very front, in the middle of nowhere.

Becuase Movie World and Wet n Wild World (and that Australian shack thing) are out in the middle of nowhere on the highway between the Gold Coast and Brisbane).

Anyway then there's the BUY YOUR TICKETS AREA. Then you walk forward like, another 10 metres and there's the VALIDATE YOUR TICKET area. Then like, another 30 metres ahead is the landmark archway to the park: The giant Movie World sign. We both some photos infront of it, which was the sex :)

So we went inside and there's this giant waterfall, that actually wasn't giant, infront of us. To the left is the BATMAN STORE AND RIDE which we didn't even get into that region. Infront of the waterfall is the SUPERMAN RIDE.

LIKE HELL.

Maddz kept wanting me to go on it, and I think not! Bahahah! Fools!

I can hear the transmission thing talking. "Please prepare for your suicide, now. If you wish to live, please exit the ride immediately. *Harnasses come down* BAHAHA JUST KIDDING."

Asians were everywhere taking photos, almost everything was a gift shop, and they had these delicious things called CHURROS, which is like a cinammon donut, only it's long like a huge sausage and baked more thoroughly :)

Oh golly I could live off those. Even writing about them is making my mouth go boom.

We went into a gift store or dozen, coz mum really wanted to, and I was phoning with Maddz thinking of soemthing to get her. I couldnt decide, so Sarah led me out and told me to come back at the end of the day, which we forgot all about. I still don't have anything for her!

So we passed the Shrek 4-D thing, and went in! Now I assumed 4-D was just 3-D with a MORE X-TREME name. I was wrong. 4-D is actually 3-D, except the chairs move too. For instance, Donkey sneezed, and wtaer came out of the chair infront of you and sprayed you in the legs. And spiders jumped on the screen, so little burts of air came out behind your legs and tickled your leggings. There was also a spray of wawter from the back of the chair in the neckle region, and the chairs vibrated a lot.

Okay, it was just creepy. So ON WE WENT down the path and there was like, Hi-5 impersenators, or Mystery Inc. impersonaters, I forget who was there at the time. Anyway it was just scary, so ON WE WALKED, into the little area which was the.. Looney Tunes something. We went on the River Ride, which was a journey to "find Bugs Bunny" coz he ran off, then we went through a river with lots of.. things. It was just weird.

So I then went on MY FIRST ROLLERCOASTER EVARRR. The Road Runner Rollercoaster. lol it was just weird. Who the hell puts their arms in the air?!

Lol, so Sarah and I went on the KIDS BUMPER CARS. Never been on that before, either. It was so great. lmao. Mum took photos :)

I wanted to get an airbrush tattoo, but Sarah didn't! BAAAAH

We went back to a gift shop and I bought a keyring, and mum bought some mugs. Teeeeeheeeee

I think we left after that. If I missed anything, TOO BAD

Oh wait, we saw the Police Academy Stunt Show. Lmao it was great. For the half-hour it filled, there was a mime dressed like a cop who was doing clown-things, like blowing up balloons and spraying people with water.

The stunt show itself was funny, they brought down 4 random people from the audience, and one of them WAS ACTUALLY A STUNT GUY. And he got hurt a lot. Lmao. It was terrific. There was explosions, fast cars, falling, diving, suspending, flying through the air.. bah it had it all. GIANT FIRE ERSPLOSION AT THE END.

So yeah we bussed home, watched that DVD I bought. Hehehehe.

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Hah, I forgot to put in a subject.

Hah, ever since I got my newwie email address, I've been keeping track of the MSN names I put up. I'm gonna post some and the origin of them, for my own rememberance...

Jan 24 Jhnny - jhnnyblah@gmail.com
Obviously, this was to show that it was MEE
Jan 25 European Australian Italian Jumping Running Ghose Canary Snake
Me and somebody, I forgot who, were making up weird names or something.
Jan 27 Jhnny // It's a bit hard to moon, when ya have no ass. ;)
Quoted off That 70s Show
Jan 28 Jhnny // It's still three naked women, with a dog.
Same goes.
Jan 29 Jhnny // Shave off your eyebrows and glue them back on to look permanently surpirsed.
An idea they had on Malcolm in the Middle...
Jan 30 - Jhnny - You just watched it; you can't unwatch it!
The greatest quote off Futurama.
Jan 31 - Jhnny - Bent out on hedonism!
I discovered the word hedonism from Futurama XD

Well, now I'm bored. I really wanna get Family Guy season 4 pre-ordered for that extra-spesh box for them all to neatly fit in :P Like a meadow in the springtime.

Everytime I blog, my mind draws a total blank. I can't think of what to write! NYEEAHH!

Schman!

It's been a whielish, although I have nothing to say really anyway MWHAHWHHWHWA

But I'm in a pretty happy mood, I'm in the feeling for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong long long long long long spacey. HEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS.

Duuude, like wicked orsum, yesterday was such a lazy day, I took out the couch and folded it out, using it as a chair and I slid it under the table. CD rack/SNES mousepad for the mousepad (how ironic) and a stereo speaker as a table. All this while having a ripping jolly good time on the webcam with Cindy (Maddz :D). I couldn't feel Captain Poop (a sort of irrelevant nickname for my ass :P) for a good solid few hours. Today I'm kinda doing the same, cept I'm sitting up, and Captain Poop still is as numb as ever.

By the way, I decided to name Maddy Cindy from now on, thanks to a goodie song called 'Cindy' by many Hall NYC. Dayum, I lurve that song. The song talks about how some guy loves Cindy. I love Maddz, so she is now Cindy. :D (P.S. We're not going out mwahhahaha)

Also there's this uber cool song called 'Baby Love Child' from Pizzicato Five which I also got today. Overly excited, I be.

Speaking of overly excited, I'm meeting Cindy on Wednesday! Ripper good, fellows! I can't wait! We're going to Fountain Gate and gonna see a movie :P fun fun!

About 2 weeks back I signed up to get a keycard for savings for money and such. How awesome, I love it. Hooray :) Oh, my PIN number? Why, of course. You went to all that trouble of asking me. It is ****.

Shman, me and Sarah walked to the shops today. Got a mediumish size of the greatest ice cream ever. Bestest ice cream for everest.

Whack-A-Newbie! Oh ohh ohhh!

Collant... ohhh this ice cream is so sexy. I love it.

I've decided to take up the horoscopes business. Here's some horoscopes I discovered while looking at the sky tonight:

Capricorn: You will have an uncontrollable urge to take a piss in public.

Aquarius: Your partner will dump you for a hot biker dude, even if you're partner is a man.

Pisces: The fish in your sign picture will be hooked, gutted, cleaned, and served as a sign dish for a meal at a fancy restaurant.

Aries: Don't hit yourself with a mallet; it could hurt.

Taurus: Yo mama so fat she couldn't write a horoscope.

Gemini: In the movie theater you will drop some popcorn and yell out 'DAMMIT!' Then people will yell at you.

Cancer: You will develop cancer in the bosom if you're a woman, and in the testicles if you're a man.

Leo: You will realize the new shampoo you bought is making your hair look worse.

Virgo: If you enter the lottery, you might win.

Libra: Your loved ones will tell you that your butt looks big in that.

Saggitarius: You will fail your next task, school or otherwise; then bitch and moan about it till everyone older than you is dead.

By the way, I'm a Libra. I don't think my butt looks big in that. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTY JULIA =) The big 5 decades.... fah la la!

Shman, I really wanted to go to JB HiFi so I could buy some Futurama DVDs. I spent 6 dollars on the ice cream and only have 20 left. I hope I could spend some of the money on my card. Oh, by the way, my pin again is ****. Have fun with that.

Wod Count: 603.

(Too Long To Mention)

Birthday on Sunday, Sunday for me, Sunday makes me a happy Johnny, birthday happy Johnny happy XD

I got 5th and 6th season of The Simpsons, 2nd Scrubs season and $35... yaaay (which I will spend on blank CD's and more DVD's XD)

Thanks for the prezzie offer there James... but yeah I guess it would be hard to send..

I have nothing to say cept 3 STEVO ASSIGNMENTS IN 5 DAYS? WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK I AM, A BULEMIA CLINIC COUNSELLOR? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Go home now.

I think my ribs are broken

Ahahhhh they hurt :(

Anyway holidays are going so fast, it's over in a few days :'(

Ocrap just remembered Little Nicky was sposed to bo back yesterday.

Anyhoo my ribs hurt.

Zoe was supposed to calle me aaaaaages ago but she never did. Meh

I hope Peta can give me that phone of hers.. it's uber cool and I want it :P Adelle offered a really crappy piece of phone to me yesterday... (although it doesn't have a cover?!)

Heh I stayed up on MSN till 1 this morning with her. He played Yahoo Pool, and apparently the Java was goin all screwy for her lol.

Anyway TAAAAAA