In the spirit of reports...

and the custom that I wrote up my whole report last year as well
I'm gonna do it again!


Home Group - Woodbridge
Home Group is pretty much pointless, but has been fun this year.

Extra Curricular Activites:
-Interschool Volleyball
-Open Day Helper
(they didn't put down City Camp?)

Woodbridge's Words:
Home Group involves marking the attendance roll for the morning, listening to relevant notices from the Daily Bulletin and participating in a short devotional time. This semester, each student has been given the opportunity to share with the group in discussion and prayer. John has been a quiet contributor. In Term 1, John aprticipated in Year 9 City Camp. His group functioned very well and he worked well within the group. He achieved a grade of VERY HIGH for his group presentation and HIGH for his eprsonal reflection.

Days Late: 6
Days Absent: 12

Head Of Senior School's Comments:
It has been great to get to know you this year, John. Keep up the good work.

(RANDOM SIGNATUUUURES)

Excellent Good Satisfactory Improve
Uniform x
Punctuality x
Manners/Attitude x
Involvement in x
Class Devotions




English - Hopkins - B+
Although Hopkins is a very intelligent English teacher, he is the spawn of Satan. I could go on a rant here, but blood would shoot out my ears. We did like a million oral speeches, and writing interpretations, etc. He is so lazy, on the graph of stuffs, he did the same as last year and put it all in one column.

Text Response: Assignment - C+
Oral Presentations - B
Writing - C
Language - A+
Text Response: Essay - B+
EXAM - A+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Mathematics - Weird Azn.. Lau - D+
Lol, Lau is a terrible teacher, she is 100% incompetent and blames it on everyone else. We did Algebra this semester.. although I didn't learn a thing.

Mathematical Techniques - D+
Pythagoras' Theorem - A+ (how did I get an A+ for that? I don't know what it is)
Expansion and Factorisation - E
Measurement - A
Trigonometry - UG (I was that bad that it's ungradeable?)
EXAM - D

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x

Huh? Mrs. Lewis did the same thing with the graph last year too!



Science - AJ - C+
I'm not a big Science person, and I'm not very good at it. Everything I studied for the exam easn't actually on it, haha oops. We did Gases and Light this semester.. at least that's all I can remember.

Lab Skills and Safety: Bottle Rockets - A
Gases: Prac Work - C+
Gases: Topic Test - C
Light: Prac Work - NA (?)
EXAM - E+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Bible Studies - Cooper - C+
Creation, Fall and Redemption. We do the same thing every year in Bible.

Creation, Fall, Redenmption Test - C+
The Person and Work of Jesus Christ (biggest assignment I've ever done) - C+
The Fall Assignment - B
The Fall Oral Presentation - C+
EXAM - B+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



History - Hooper/Pleiter - C+
I am so bad at History. I honestly cannot recall what aspects we have been doing. I thought it was all one area that dragged out!

ABoriginal Hunting Assignment - C+
Aboriginal Society Test - NA
The Economic Developmeny of the Colony Essay - A+
EXAM - D+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Geography - Hooper/Pleiter - C
Again, had both Hooper and Pleiter as Hooper went on Long Service Leave in Term 2. I like Geography better than History, no doubt.

Natural Disasters Test - B
Natural Disasters Assignment - D+
Folio Assignment - Roads and Traffic - B
Test - Roads and Traffic - B
EXAM - D+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Dramatic Media - Moss - A+
Definitely my favourite subject. Drama + Media, thus, Dramatic Media! We had to make a short monologue for the most of the semester, which was awesome to do.

Improvisation (Individual) - A+
Improvisation ( Group) - A+
Major Project: Short Film - A
EXAM - A+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



VCD - Moss - B
Visual Communication and Design, it's drawing and stuff. Pretty cool! The end major project was grr though.

Cover Design - B+
Isometric Drawing - A+
One Point Perspective - B+
Two Point Perspective - C
Orthogonal Drawing - A
Rendering - C
Major Project - NA
Explanatory Diagram - D+
EXAM - A



Physical Education - AJ - UG
That's kind of funny, since I'm the only person who doesn't do PE, I got an 'Ungradeable!' But I was there for most of first term.

Fitness Testing - A+
Volleyball - NA
Soccer - NA
Cricket - NA
Hockey - NA
Netball - NA
EXAM - B+

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x




Learning Portfolio - S
Learning Portfolios are stupid, you just collate work and write about it. It's an absolute crock. You don't do it, and you fail. Hopkins graded it, stupid man.

Examplary Proficient Partial Incomplete
Samples Of Work x
Relfections (Strenghts x
and Weaknesses)
Reflections (Improvement) x
Presentation x
Overall x

Nick is one funny lentil. (read from bottom up!)

From:	Block User Delete From Friends Ø Sk.. http://www.myspace.com/skipskippyskip
Date:	23 Jun 2007, 10:08 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 23/06/2007 5:08:00 AM Body: that does sound crazyyyyyyy but i think i do mmmmmmmmmm ill get back to u on that one ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 05:05 AM This may sound crazy, but are you sure you dont own that store? by some crazy coincidence! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 10:05 PM =O i so shotgun shares in that dude ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 05:03 AM thanks, you're pretty much a reference on my resume now for my upcoming job at " get="" nick="" lost="" inc.=""> ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:56 PM yep wel done on getting me lost ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:52 AM up and down, out and about, to and fro, here and there ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:51 PM well thats rad keep on keeping on good things happen to good people ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:50 AM oh I live to give ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:49 PM lol thanx man ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:44 AM DO NOT POST BULLETINS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTING WHAT NICK'S BULLETIN WAS ABOUT ahh i'm sorry" type="hidden">
Subject:	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: DONT. DO. IT.
Body:	that does sound crazyyyyyyy but i think i do mmmmmmmmmm ill get back to u on that one ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 05:05 AM This may sound crazy, but are you sure you dont own that store? by some crazy coincidence! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 10:05 PM =O i so shotgun shares in that dude ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 05:03 AM thanks, you're pretty much a reference on my resume now for my upcoming job at "get nick lost inc." ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:56 PM yep wel done on getting me lost ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:52 AM up and down, out and about, to and fro, here and there ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:51 PM well thats rad keep on keeping on good things happen to good people ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:50 AM oh I live to give ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Ø Skippy Ø Date: 23 Jun 2007, 09:49 PM lol thanx man ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Java Date: 23 Jun 2007, 04:44 AM DO NOT POST BULLETINS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTING WHAT NICK'S BULLETIN WAS ABOUT ahh i'm sorry

A MySpace Cynic

WELL. I feel quite cynical today, so I suppose I will vent.

First of all, Eliza., that dicktease stuff? It's redundant. Yehh. :D it sickens me.

And to all you idiots with like a million messages in your msn name: you're an idiot, nobody loves you that much.

Sara. Stop thinking I purposely take other people's sides just to resent you. Maybe my opinion is that you're wrong? Like when *that guy* says he has plans or whatever, and you think he's ignoring you? No, that's redundant also.

AND TO YOU PEOPLE WHO DRINK. AGH. You're slowly taking away your blood cells until you're 45 and you'll be completely braindead and on life support. Who'll be laughing then? That's right. John will. I win.

Oh and the hardcores in Frankston who smoke there after school? What the hell are you even doing in Frankston after school anyway? It's one step away from vacationing to hell after you just exited it at like 3pm. You're not hardcore or original, hell, you're not even worthy of a conversation. You're an idiot.

And I hate MSN more than anything in the world, except MySpace. It's oh so impersnal, you cannot show tone of your voice through typing or anything that would occur during a good old fashioned conversation face-to-face. I cannot name the many times MSN has gotten me into trouble because of someone taking what I've said the wrong way. It's happened to me like 3 times this week.

MySpace itself is a whole other story. You know how like no one sends messages to each other really unless it's a conversation? That's what a bulletin is, but it goes out to everyone. So stop posting your dumbshit bulletins trying to get someone to pay attention to you, because nobody likes or respects you for it. How about you go outside and meet someone new? Nothing as refreshing as a new relationship.

OHOH. Morons who like to rebel. Take a step back, literally, and look at the portrait of your life. Why do you like to do the opposite of what an authority figure says? What makes you so damn special you must disagree with anything? Nobody thinks you're witty/clever/smart in the slightest. All you are is a tool.

Like you Valerie. I despise you. I hope you perish. That's all I really have to say.

Sure songs are awesome, and although the music may be cool, lyrics are a whole other story. lyrics are supposed to mean something. Except for Weird Al songs, but I mean come on. Posting stupid lyrics from an irrelevant song in your myspace or msn or somewhere... there's a word for that. Probably. But the point is it's completely pointless to do, and you don't respect the music you listen to if you just casually pass it up like that.

Last thing, unless I write a bit more. Especially with Baysiders, being a Christian school and all, you people who assume they are immediately religious because they go to youth group are HUGELY MISTAKEN. Religion isn't a fad you maroons, it's a life-long commitment. ou can call yourself a Christian, but unless you act upon it, all you are is a label.

Anyway to end this rant, I'd just like to hope that you took something away from it, and maybe, delete your myspace?
I would, but I have precious blogs on here. they are my children. memories!

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE.. A THIRD DAMN TIME

These always seem to happen when we have a conversation that goes for over half an hour.

John when I get married, my childs will be named Chauncey and Charleton says (11:06 PM):
i'm julie
"i'm bored."
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:06 PM):
i'm john
"i am intellectual and like to play backgammon"
HAHAHAHAA
WHO WON
JULIE DID.

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:09 PM):
"i bent my back hovering over the computer screen lusting for all them nice backgammon photos oh boy, if i were as young as i once was that backgammon championship would be mine no doubt!" - sample taken from John, the exclusive life of me

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:10 PM):
"I felt his luscious love wand insert to me. I knew in 9 months I would bring forth the life of a newborn baby. The only reason I have babies is so I can eat them and their fresh, vulture blood" - sample taken from Julie without her estrogen pills, but still thinks she has a vagina without them

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:11 PM):
HAHAHA
im going to put that on my myspace
John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:11 PM):
oh it's you all over

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:12 PM):
"Backgammon the word echoed in my mind, and my heart i lusted for it day and night they shall never know never know my love for it, for you backgammon my love is forbidden and i couldnt spare the thought of a life without you." Taken from "Six months in Johns head"

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:14 PM):
"My heart pounds for lust and love-- two emotions a roboticon like me never experiences. Some people say it means I don't fully live. I have been taking my Saturday nights, and swishing them into a toilet bowl of despair at dive bars and try my new ravashing pick-up lines: "Hello, would you like to suck face?"" - An exerpt from 'Julie on Julie - The many faces of me'

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:18 PM):
are we doing more or can I post my blog.
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:18 PM):
"I looked out the window, wondering 'would she come back to me?' The answer was no my precious love my life my everything backgammon left me in a hurry I realised it was my own fault and shouldve acknowledged that she wasnt into animal sex, and was trying to hurry the relationship but inside ill never forget you old backgammy." - Directors cut from Are you there backgammon? its me John.

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:21 PM):
"I pondered why a fish would ever want to do such a morbid thing. Fish don't drown like that, they just don't! That damn thing was my only true friend in this shallow world! If only the water was as shallow in Gumpy's bowl... my family say I'm insane. My co-workers say that the fish was my only friend. Damn right it was. How else will we ever know if humans and fish can be charged together in a catastrophe of DNA intertwining? We will NEVER know! The pet store doesn't open again until Monday! I doubt I'll last that long." Taken from Julie's back. They carved stories into her in prison.


OMG JULIE GROW UP.
You too, John
<3