GRR I'm writing this for the second time. Yes, all of it, every damn bit. It didn't work. I HATE YOU MYSPACE. BURN. I WISH CANCER UPON YOU.
I have a whole Amber-related story here I typed earlier, but who cares. It's not worthy of being typed again.
I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Home Group - Jamison
This subject is completely uninimpoartant, yeah, as it't not even a subject. It's the bloody 15 minutes in the morning where Jammo takes roll call, speeches, and Mady sucks up to her.
Extra Curricular Activites:
-SRC
-The Production of Annie
-Outdoor Education Camp Wilsons Prom
Jammo's Two Cents Worth:
John has been a respectful and attentive student. He has good relationships with his peers and is always smiling (it's morning, nothing has spoiled my day yet). He has been punctual and well presented. He has had overdue work and it reminded to use his diary to plan his time.
Days Late: 2
Days Absent: 9
Stevo's Worthless Counterfeit Cents (he's the head of Middle School):
John, you have worked well generally, but have let yourself down by not submitting some work on time.
Then there are his signature and the Principal's. If I had a scanner, they'd be up here.
Excellent Good Satisfactory Improve
Uniform x
Punctuality x
Use of Diary x
Class Duties x
Manners x
Devotions x
English - Jamison - N (that's a fail :D)
Gegh, what planet is Jammo on? In the Subject Overview, she wrote that we read some book called 'Halfway Across The Galaxy and Turn Left' a book we never read, we apparently worked out of a book called English Rules! aswell, and got to write a log on a book of our choice. FALSE.
World War II research project - B
Debating - C
Comparison of film and novel - NA
Book Report - N
Language Analysis - B (don't think I did that...)
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Mathematics - Lewis - C
Wow, you know what would've helped in Maths? If e didn't have a polish sausage teaching the class. She can't teach for squat. I laugh. Gahaha. Number, Algebra, Space, Measurement, Chance and Data, Reasoning and Strategy. Hm.
Directed Number - B
Consumber Maths - C
Number Assignment - B
Statistics - C
Algebra - S
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
She's so lazy for doing the graph like that. Eh, Hopkins did it too, and he's a fag.
History - Jamison - N (yay, another fail. I've failed 2/3)
Haha, Jammo got the description right this time. Something about the Darak Ages, Medieval Times and William The Dudeface.
Dark Ages Project - A
Life in Medieval Times project - N (YAYAYYA, I think that was the one where we had to make a model. what do you learn about castles by building a model?)
Dark Ages test - E
Life in Medival Times test - N (I'm not good at Medieval Times.. but yet, I blame it on Jammo)
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
HAHAHAH, we never had any Homework in History anyway.
Bible Studies - Jamison - N (yay, failed 3/4)
Have you noticed that this is the last Jammo subject, and I failed them all? :) Oh well, I blame her. TOFF. I can explain another reason why I failed it.. the subject overview claims doesn't blatantly say what topics we did like the other pages do... every day in Bible seemed completely irrelevent to the previous lesson. I got no work done.
Tests - N
Class and Book work - N (she never checked it!)
Assignments - N
Overall Grade - C
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships wtf, no mark here. am I that bad?
Work Submit x
Science - Fat bitch waste of sp-- Field - E
Haha, I BARELY passed this subject. I expected to fail, as Field is THE worst teacher at the school. My whole family hates her, especially mother. I told Field I hated her earlier this year. Field ia ALWAYS at least 10 mins late to every class and always tells blonde jokes and shit to fill time, that's how crappy she is. I could rant more about Field, but it would take up too much time and space. Just like she does.
Spot Test - UG
Practical Work - B
Native Plants - D
Topic Test - E
Wind Pollinated Flower Assignment - C (I didn't do the model.. just like with the castles in History, what the fark do you learn from making a model?)
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Geography - Schultink - S
Schultink is a NORMAL teacher. We learn with him. He teaches us. It works. He's not FIELD.
Bookwork S/N - D
Tests - D
Weather Hazards Project - S
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Physical Education - Jackass, not worthy of a name - N
Last time I wrote this, I did a HUGE rant and stuff like that, about how Jackass never actually teaches us anything, but instead tells us to just "play a game" so he can perve on the guys with the tight pants. I'll try to recollect :) Jackass is the jackassiest teacher. EVARR. In his comments on my PE-ness, or lack thereof, the last sentence was, "I have spoken to John about the expectations and requirements that he needs to fulfil in order to succeed in Physical Educaation, but unfortuneately he has not taken any positive steps to improve in this area." Damn right, I haven't. It's coz YOU'RE AN IDIOT, JACKASS. I doubt he actually typed the reports. He must have used a person who can translate Neanderthal into English. Here's what Jackass probably said for that sentence: JOHN IS DA IDIOTITITICIC DUZNT TO FUKN NUTTIN GLARRGJAGSD. Congratulations, you're mediocre! Here's some gentle applause for you out of pity. *One clap*.
Volleyball - D
AFL - E
Theory Assignment - N (load of shit. what to you learn about fitness from looking up an AFL player?)
Softball - E
Soccer - E
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Information Skills - Woodbridge - S
Every subject from this one on falls under the 'Useless' category. I adivse you to stop reading altogether. Information Skills is some crock about library resources and bibliographies etc. We only have one period a week of this, it's that useless.
Bibliography - S
Note-taking - S
Bibliography Electronic - S
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Outdoor Education - AJ - N
This doesn't even deserve a summary.
Information Technology - Hopkins.. yeah, "DR" Hopkins - C
Information tech was a crock this year. He couldn't teach and he's slow at everything, ESPECIALLY speech. But, he's not your average old guy with dimensia, no, he acts all high and mighty as if he's still qualified to utter more than 5 words in the day. Which he shouldn't. He's really slow. A few people moved home groups at the beginning of the year. He still hasn't figured it out. The subject overview says we had a look at writing our own computer program... you gotta be pretty damn smart to know how that works. Most people can't open the windows in our classroom, how will they cope? PLUS, he says that when he gave the opportunity for someone to come up and demonstrate something, I should've put my hand up. He only ever gave us this chance twice, and I was the one to demonstrate one of those times. PLUS PLUS, in the graph, he put the ticks in every row in the same spot. That's not a coincidence, he did it for everybody else as well.
Use of office software - B (oh please, I know more than he does)
Knowledge and correct use of computers - C
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Performing Arts - Hooper - A
I did quite well in this one. Too bad it's an elective and means nothing whatsoever.
Research Questions - A
Group performance project - A
Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x
Wow, I passed the half year. Does this matter for the end of year? I'll fail that and stay behind. They can put it in 'ALMOST' magazine.
Here I go again with my old MSN names and what they mean.
Feb 25 OMGTEHJHNNY )( I don't understand the question! Tehehheegeheh!
This is something Josh kept saying for a few days, pretending to be a teenybopper. The constant twirling of the hair is also included.
Feb 26 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Sploopz!
Amy said this on a Futurama episode when she dropped her glass of champagne.
Feb 27 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Two cups, and some pie.
JD had said this to Danni on Scrubs when he was persuading her to stay longer.. with the temptation of two cups of coffee and some pie.
Feb 28 OMGTEHJHNNY )( You know what would make this party better? Sweet death.
During a really boring party on That 70s Show.. Eric's cry for help.
Mar 1 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Paint the town green! ...with red paint.
I think Philly had this as her MSN name for a while. I steal so much off her.
Mar 2 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Ahh! Ow! Ohh!
As Dr. Cox said to.. someone.. a patient, the guy who always thought he was sick.. "Take your temperature, check your vitals, and your rectal.. it's your basic Ahh, Ow.. (aroused) ohh!"
Mar 3 OMGTEHJHNNY )( I made like a finnity of those at scout camp.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE PEOPLE.
Mar 4 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Bend, and snap!
I don't believe this needs a description.
Mar 5 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Was is Philly that said this? Or Julez? Someone.
Mar 6 OMGTEHJHNNY )( From the outside to the backside.
I was attempting to say something in my head.. like "from the outside to the otherside" but I couldn't get the words. That's what came out instead.
Mar 7 The Master Of Irrelevance $$ Tumours aren't contagious, but I can make an exception.
DAMMIT I don't remember! Waaa.
Mar 9 The Master Of Irrelevance $$ 60 years?! That's almost 75 years!
I have a feeling this might have something to do with Tash, but I don't think I knew her back then.
Mar 10 Shad " You're learning stuff, you're doing stuff, you're eating chicken breast!
HAHAHAH wish I could remember this one, it was really good...
Mar 11 Shad " Oh, the necklace, yaay!
Yep, 70s Show quote.
Mar 12 Shad " That's right Evans.. time to die...
Squinty kept saying this all the time a while ago, although he doesn't remember it.
Mar 13 Shad " I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
This seems to have been on everyone's MSN name, but I stole it off Adelle. :)
Mar 14 Shad " People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Teh greatest, well not absolute greatest quote from Scrubs that is a classic. I'm still using it today.
Mar 15 Shad " You're welcome-o.
Dr Kelso trying to speak Spanish.
Mar 16 Shad " These boots are made for kicking... you.
Philly's MSN name, I believe?
Mar 17 Shad " Raisins are nuture's candy, just as eggs are nature's hand grenades.
70s show, during halloween.
Kitty: (gives trick or treaters raisins, the kids complain and whine) Oh come on now, raisins are nature's candy! (The kids throw eggs at their door)
Red: Yeah, just as eggs are nature's hand grenades.
Mar 18 Shad " Yummy yummy kelp. " Happy birthday David/NicLOL
I don't quite remember, it could have been off Spongebob. Whoever said it had a REALLY soothing voice though...
Wizzi and I have been exchanging comments yesterday. Here's a transcript:
Jhnny
OH WIZZFIZZ.
You are my little gentleman
Paint my house
..Rockin Robin..
raaaa.
i sure will paint your house.
and then ill fart all over it.
haha itll be a date!
pringles taste better if you crush them up.
loveeee wiz xxx
Jhnny
I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">..Rockin Robin..
yay for chocolate.
better have been an italian douchebag coz im italian mwahahaha
eggs. boiled or fried?
i like them both ways. or in an ommlette too!
smack those little yr 7ers back to yr 7 land because they are bitches fro trying to touch you with eggs.
thats my job anyway
loveee
Jhnny
sorry what was your job?
being a bitch?
being italian?
being a douchebag?
being a year 7
or a year 7 beater?
I like the last one.
I also like ice cream
and a nice pair of slacks.
won't you dine my sleigh tonight?
..Rockin Robin..
all of the above and much more.
like professional...eater?
guess what
CDs ARE SHINEY!
i just realised that because one was reflecting in my eye.
im pretty much the smartest like ever.
nice myspace, ever take it over any sweet jumps?
wooo good old napolean dynomite.
gobstopper...
Jhnny
I took my layout off the pier
I think it's still out there.
I can guess what too!
so, guess what
THOSE GLASSES ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR EYES
how can you seeeee
guess what again
I am a fhqwhgad
bloody doctors, you get the same disease 3 or 4 times, they start lecturing you like it's your fault.
gobstarter
..Rockin Robin..
my sunnies are only a little too big. they kinda fall off my head when i walk. but only a little.
guess what else.
i had americans at my house.
four 18 yr olds.
it was so very funny
one of them wore my glasses.
i got a pic
veryyy funny.
loveeee
Jhnny
guess ANOTHER thing
I ate a tube of americans for dinner.
4 18 year olds.
now I don't have any room in my stomach for like phillipino drag queens.
oh wellington. BEEF.
..Rockin Robin..
a tube of americans?
is that like american vegimite?
i figured out something today while i was eating my strawberry jam on toast.
they call jam, jelly.
because they say..yeah ill have some jelly on toast thanks.
and they mean that they want jam on toast.
WEIRDDDD
but preeeety funny
orange highlighter..
Jhnny
*coughs blood*
jam? jelly? THE DOUCHES. JAM AND JELLY IS OUR WORD.
my race will find this information very interesting. why thankyou Lolly, m'love.
I ate an orange highlighter today... now I shoot orange lazers out of my eyes. ^_^
..Rockin Robin..
i once knew a man from nantucket that could shoot green lazors from his eyes. true story.
and you know what else americans say that is weird
caramel
instead of saying it our way that say it like
carrraahhhhmahhhllll
like that!
its really funny.
and tomato sauce. theres no tomato sauce in america. its ketchup.
go figure..
Jhnny
*coughs blood*
jam? jelly? THE DOUCHES. JAM AND JELLY IS OUR WORD.
my race will find this information very interesting. why thankyou Lolly, m'love.
I ate an orange highlighter today... now I shoot orange lazers out of my eyes. ^_^
..Rockin Robin..
thats the SAME comment buddy!
oh yeah
guess what
i got a high score on my pinball machine!
Jhnny
*goes and figures*
americans.
they're so american.
I'm quite scared.
LIKE WE SHOULD WORSHIP THEM.
douchiess.
OH LOLLY, YOU ARE MY LITTLE GENTLEMAN.
what about the hawaiians?
I drove to Hawaii once.
the welcome sign said "Welcome to Hawaii, How'd you get here in a car?"
Jhnny
WHOAMG PHILLY..
COCO...
SARAH..
WIZZI*
THAT'S KERMAZING. what high score number?
yes, m'love, I seem to have pressed the POST COMMENT button and it froze, so I went back and posted it again.
I ATE A 20 DOLLAR BILL FOR SNACKS.
..Rockin Robin..
NOOOO
dont worship americans unless its the guys that stayed at my place.
and hawaiians are amreicans too.
but they are hawiian americans.
there is a difference. i think
i wish i could drive to hawaii.
i drove to see nemo one time in my bus
that was pretty cool
but the only problem was that we couldnt open the windows unless we were thirsty
icecream stickss
Jhnny
Rockin Robin, eh?
Me likes.
OMG
my ex and I
are fighting
and she recruited some bastard
and they both think I didn't respect her or something
and used her
not sure how they came to this conclusion
they think they know what happened in my head.
and this bloody other random, daniel, is acting all fucking manly and shit, saying he'd pay people to bash me and crap.
..Rockin Robin..
ill smash them for ya.
and OMG that happened to me.
these randoms added me to an msn convo and were abusing me and telling me how they were gonna kill me and stuff
scaryy people.
they couldnt even spell propperly.
tough break with the ex from hell it sounds like.
keep up the good thaughts.
like...DANCING NAKED!!
hehe i like to dance
not particularly naked
but i like to dance.
haha rockin robin, song.
good to dance to too.
loveeee
Jhnny
I LOVE DANCING
especially aerobics.
omg, I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">..Rockin Robin..
its so true.
it really shows how pathetic and immature you are. to argue.
i hate arguments unless its randoms on msn
then its fun to piss them off.
just tell them to get over themselves because you are cool because i said so and thats all that matters.
loveeee
Jhnny
yeah, msn fights r0x0rz, get to calculate your thoughts together in as much time as you want, and there's no physical hurtation at all ^_^
I might murder someone. Not you Lollie, that'd be a hate crime and I luv ya.
WHOAMG WIZZI'S 100TH COMMENTTT!!! *DANCES WITH STREAMERS*
..Rockin Robin..
WOAHHHH 100 COMMENTS.
I FEEL SO LOVED!!!
HAHA PARTAYYYY
you can murder...ummm
someone gross...
pamela anderson?
i dunno. someone like that..
THE BACKSTREET BOYS!
no body would miss them haha
i hope that you wouldnt kill me
then who would act like a mental at school?
it would be a really really sad school then and not just a really sad school.
dance to 'the boys are back in town' by thin lizzy
because its great
i did when i was a little tipsy at my cousins sweet 16th and i was with my kinda drunk mother and all my mental cousins and sister and friends. it was very much fun.
and 'shake your groove thing' by peaches and herb.
best song in the world to dance to.
im writing an assignment now.
its so boring.
im trying to make it differnt to what i usually write. yeah..
im hungry
loveeee
Jhnny
OH WIZZLING
you are my little gentleman.
I hate Pamela Anderson. and the backdoor boys.
I must get these songs! SOMEHOW!
omg I just tought, amber's goon douchebag who acted all manyl earlier, he threatened me, should I call the police? :)
*Dances to that song about the discoteque*
..Rockin Robin..
nahh not the police. they are the cheap way
you need a detective!
and this detective needs to stalk this dude and knock on the window when s/he is in the shower and on the toilet.
preferably on the toliet incase they shit themselves
haha im quite the thinker.
i neeeeeed a job.
loveeeeee
Jhnny
get a job as a chimney sweep.
you can sing a song about CHIMNEY SWEEPIN
WORK ALL DAY, AND I SLEEP NIGHT
RUSTLING THE CHIMNEHS'
I CLEAN ALL DAY THEN I THRUST ALL NIGHT
BUSTLIN THE CHIMNEHS'
your pic certainly makes you look like a detective... mouse detective, CHEEEESE
..Rockin Robin..
that is the best idea in the world!!!!
i will definately become a chimny sweep. and if that doesnt work..
ill shine peoples shoes for a nickel!
haha i like my glasses. and the pic of my glasses.
i think its really swifty.
HAHA other pic...we fell on eachother...
loveeeee
Jhnny
OMG WIZPIES, I just thought of things to tell you
Juzz said he might be flying to Victoria some day. I don't know if that means he's edging closer to getting there, or he's just being optimistic... ho-hum
ALSO, I forgot. FARGNIDDA. oh yes
I'd fly up there, but I don't look as old as you bubs. I art a YOUNGIN. so, er yeah. :) so I hope Juzz doesn't come down, or we meet whatever, however, till I am older, hehe
..Rockin Robin..
ive gotta go to dinner.
but ill further write many comments latarr
dont miss me too much haha
loveeeee
Jhnny
yes... "fell"
I might watch some Frasier. the house is too bloody quiet when it's thingo'd. empty. cept for me. the television = next to me, so that's good.
*falls over*
*cramp*
*eats a tube of colgate*
*strikes pose*
*becomes a hermit*
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