Queensland, Day One.

Friday, September 15.
Okay, it's the alst day of school, but I didnt go. I got on a plane to Queensland instead. The plane left at around the middle of the day and got there at 2:20. I sat at the airport outside at Coolangatta and called Maddz. A shuttle came like 20 minutes later. =D So we took the shuttle to Enderly Gardens, on the way noticing that there are too many resorts, buses and Asians, and settled in.

This place is great. It has a pool and a spa! Oh, and a sauna! Ooooooh. Actually it's got a table tennis, tennis court, a playground and a few barbeques to. It's just that we didn't use those. =D

So on the Friday night, Mother, Sarah and I went into the main shopping centre downtoen of Surfers Paradise, called Surfers. Or Surfers Centro, blah blah. On Friday nights down by the beach, there's a market, where people set up stalls and things. It was quite boring, though Mother found it FASCINATING! We walked around a lot after that, and bought a few things. Later we went home and went to bed. Late.

The thing about the Gold Coast is, if you're either old, fat, or Asian, you're going to reproduce. And boy do they. They were everywhere.

The sun will come out tomorrow! (AKA. Annie)

I was gonna do this blog and the next one, or two, depends, probably one, as one blog, but I'm afraid the whole thing will bugger up and I'll have to do it all again like I did with my report one. So I'll just write about Annie here.

Monday, September 12.
The very first day of Annie training at the school that we were performing it at. Oh boy was that hellish. We didn't get to use the real change rooms, and my part was too damn quiet, I was really bad at it. The guys had to go out and change in the toilets of the EMC Gym.. WHERE THERE WERE PEOPLE. And EMC people suck, trust me. The all think they're top shit. It was actually rather depressing. For them, not me. I just laughed at them for being so stupid.

Tuesday, September 13.
The performance is the very next day and we are so obviously totally not ready. But meh. xD we still didn't get the change rooms this time either, and Zoe and I told Cara to come to the back stage door at recess, and she did. She got shooed off by little kids. Then she came back at lunch, and we spoke for like 3 minutes before little kids told on them and got Cara and her friends kicked out. I hate children.

Wednesday, September 14.
Well now it's the night of the very first performance, at EMC, and we went through it with flying colours. We somehow made some sort of a fluke and went through it much better than we had rehearsed it. For instance, Warren dropped a champagne glass by accident and yelled out, "THAT'S MY FINE CHINA!" Everybody laughed! Well I didn't. I wasn't there, I was backstage. But I kept hearing about it, soooo much!

Thursday, September 15.
The second night of performing, we all sucked that night. It didn't go as well as Wednesday, but apparently it sold like 80 tickets on THAT DAY because people thought it was really good the previous night. Hilarity box! At the end of the show, Sofi had decided that the year 8's decided to give all the people who worked on the production a little gift. I GOT TO GIVE SHAD CHOCOLATES. The crowning touch, believe me. Anyway, I got outside afterwards, and I went to bother people and say bye to them, and who should I run into but CARA JADE HERSELF. Yes, her and her mother got tickets at the door, on the night, and now Cara won't stop saying Oxydent. Blahajdhads! So I talked with Cara for a while, and I later was introduced to Cara's mum, who I called Mrs. Cara Jade, sea monkies all around.

And then I left, never to return until the very next term...

BECAUSE I WENT TO QUEENSLAND THE NEXT DAY! Read the enxt blog for more details, that's if it's been invented yet, which would depend on whether or not you're reading this while you're all asleep and I'm still up writing this at 5:30 in the morning. What am I even doing up at this hour? I JUST DON'T KNOW. I think it's starting to get a bit light. I hear birds chirping and I thought I saw a bit of horizon outside. =D

Now for that thing I haven't done in a while, what my MSN names mean! The previous one for March 18, I remember was from a Simpsons episode, fairly new, with the guy who trained dugongs/manatees. Yeeeeeeah.

Mar 19 jerrrneee ~ They both died doing what they love... rafting.
JD is fed up with listening to the story Carla and Ron are talking about. Carla comes to the conclusion that they both died. JD says, "Oh, thank GOD!" in relief that the story is over. Then he needs to cover for it.
Mar 20 jerrrneee ~ Cleanliness is next to not dying ness.
Was this off Spongebob? Or was it some other quote off Spongebob that went along the same lines as that?
Mar 21 jerrrneee ~ Great cow of Moscow!
I think it was one of the random exclamations that Hermes would blurt out every so often on Futurama.
Mar 22 jerrrneee ~ This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep.
Lois on Family Guy: Do you want this man to be looking after your children? This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep. Vote for me!
Mar 23 jerrrneee ~ The in-your-face interface.
Just one of the many components of Bender.
Mar 24 jerrrneee ~ I am Bender. Please insert girder.
From the same episode as above, Bender's free will and brain disk is removed and that is all he can say.
Mar 25 jerrrneee ~ They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!
Again, the same episode, something Leela randomly sang.
Mar 26 jerrrneee ~ Warb of the worlds.
On one of the Simpsons halloween episodes, this was what one of those modified credit names said.
Mar 28 jerrrneee ~ Coming soon to an illegal DVD.
A tagline at the beginning of a Futurama episode.
Mar 29 jerrrneee ~ Ruby Joe was having a little female trouble of his own.
Bah, I don't remember, but it was really good! NYEEEE!
Mar 30 jerrrneee ~ Sweets for the sweet!
The gay waiter at the Sacred Heart Hospital that they would act gay infront of to get free food. One time he gave JD cake, while declaring, "Sweets for the sweet!"
Mar 31 jerrrneee ~ That's not crime! That's a box with CRIME written on it!
IT'S BURNT FACE MAN!!
Apr 1 jerrrneee ~ Teenage kids washing cars for money; is there anything more arousing?
Something mister Tom Tucker said as a finishing round-up for a filler story on the news.
Apr 2 jerrrneee ~ Nice and hollow, mister roboto.
How Homer says he likes the waffles his robot prepares.

Now then, it's best for me to be off! It's almost 6am, and I'm yet to sleep. I'll go to sleep when everybody is awake. Bwahahah!!

I'll write another blog when man walks on the sun.

Word Count: 1,035

Bake me a pie, Martha. (AKA woww. big day, mum's bday, jelly baby.)

Ghahahaa. It's mum's birthday today. 48. Oldie. In the morning, I had to get at school at 8:30 for SRC, to get ready for the dealy. Collecting money, coz it was FREE DRESS DAY XD of course, I didnt collect money, no, I went down to I Block dressed as a giant purple jelly baby.

8:30.
Me: *comes in to the office. only other person there is yr 12 caz.*
Mrs. Rietveld: oh, good... *looking grateful* sinc you're so brave, WEAR THIS.

(well, basically)

Lawl, well, I had a really heavy backpack that sprayed air into the silk suit, and a giant head twice or three times my own head on the top. It was crazy. I had to balance my head so I could see with my real chin.

ANyway, we went around to home groups getting money off people, and I dressed in it again at lunch and took photos with little bastard children poking me and stuff. I hate them allllll.

Cara asked me to go to Frankston today.. haha too bad, I went out for dinner instead at Fratelli's. It was alright =P Me, Mum, Saarah, Ben and Ross went. Swellination! Haha, like at a diagonaly table away, there was a booth, with a mum, dad, a really tiny kid and another kid (which I didnt see, the dad was in the way =P) anyway, the kid was staring at us, so we stared back. Sarah made a retarded happy face, and I pointed at him. After a while he got upset and we saw him go, "mummy..." so we were like, AHH SHIT LOOK DOWN. and the mum was apparently glaring at us, I didn't see. Haha, the kid was still scared so he swapped seats with his creppy brutish father so the kid ditn have to look at us.

The dad was fxcking staring at us for the rest of the night.

Straight after taht, at like 8, me, Ben and Sarah drove up to KRISPY KREME, BITCH. In like, Narre Warren. The drive thru was empy and there were lines of like 30 asians inside. "Okay, drive thru." Went in, out in like a minute. Now we have 2 boxes, all up 24 donuts, to scoff down. Still not done.

When the three of us got home, Ross and Mum werent there, and we didnt have keys. Luckily Sarah knew the way in:

BREAK IN!

The bathroom window aint locked so we took of the flywire and went in. Now I'm here writing this blog =P

Word Count: 430

I'm telling you, pineapples work as silencers. (AKA, just about everything)

GRR I'm writing this for the second time. Yes, all of it, every damn bit. It didn't work. I HATE YOU MYSPACE. BURN. I WISH CANCER UPON YOU.

I have a whole Amber-related story here I typed earlier, but who cares. It's not worthy of being typed again.

I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Home Group - Jamison
This subject is completely uninimpoartant, yeah, as it't not even a subject. It's the bloody 15 minutes in the morning where Jammo takes roll call, speeches, and Mady sucks up to her.

Extra Curricular Activites:
-SRC
-The Production of Annie
-Outdoor Education Camp Wilsons Prom

Jammo's Two Cents Worth:
John has been a respectful and attentive student. He has good relationships with his peers and is always smiling (it's morning, nothing has spoiled my day yet). He has been punctual and well presented. He has had overdue work and it reminded to use his diary to plan his time.

Days Late: 2
Days Absent: 9

Stevo's Worthless Counterfeit Cents (he's the head of Middle School):
John, you have worked well generally, but have let yourself down by not submitting some work on time.

Then there are his signature and the Principal's. If I had a scanner, they'd be up here.

Excellent Good Satisfactory Improve
Uniform x
Punctuality x
Use of Diary x
Class Duties x
Manners x
Devotions x



English - Jamison - N (that's a fail :D)
Gegh, what planet is Jammo on? In the Subject Overview, she wrote that we read some book called 'Halfway Across The Galaxy and Turn Left' a book we never read, we apparently worked out of a book called English Rules! aswell, and got to write a log on a book of our choice. FALSE.

World War II research project - B
Debating - C
Comparison of film and novel - NA
Book Report - N
Language Analysis - B (don't think I did that...)

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Mathematics - Lewis - C
Wow, you know what would've helped in Maths? If e didn't have a polish sausage teaching the class. She can't teach for squat. I laugh. Gahaha. Number, Algebra, Space, Measurement, Chance and Data, Reasoning and Strategy. Hm.

Directed Number - B
Consumber Maths - C
Number Assignment - B
Statistics - C
Algebra - S


Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x

She's so lazy for doing the graph like that. Eh, Hopkins did it too, and he's a fag.



History - Jamison - N (yay, another fail. I've failed 2/3)
Haha, Jammo got the description right this time. Something about the Darak Ages, Medieval Times and William The Dudeface.

Dark Ages Project - A
Life in Medieval Times project - N (YAYAYYA, I think that was the one where we had to make a model. what do you learn about castles by building a model?)
Dark Ages test - E
Life in Medival Times test - N (I'm not good at Medieval Times.. but yet, I blame it on Jammo)


Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x

HAHAHAH, we never had any Homework in History anyway.



Bible Studies - Jamison - N (yay, failed 3/4)
Have you noticed that this is the last Jammo subject, and I failed them all? :) Oh well, I blame her. TOFF. I can explain another reason why I failed it.. the subject overview claims doesn't blatantly say what topics we did like the other pages do... every day in Bible seemed completely irrelevent to the previous lesson. I got no work done.

Tests - N
Class and Book work - N (she never checked it!)
Assignments - N
Overall Grade - C

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships wtf, no mark here. am I that bad?
Work Submit x



Science - Fat bitch waste of sp-- Field - E
Haha, I BARELY passed this subject. I expected to fail, as Field is THE worst teacher at the school. My whole family hates her, especially mother. I told Field I hated her earlier this year. Field ia ALWAYS at least 10 mins late to every class and always tells blonde jokes and shit to fill time, that's how crappy she is. I could rant more about Field, but it would take up too much time and space. Just like she does.

Spot Test - UG
Practical Work - B
Native Plants - D
Topic Test - E
Wind Pollinated Flower Assignment - C (I didn't do the model.. just like with the castles in History, what the fark do you learn from making a model?)

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Geography - Schultink - S
Schultink is a NORMAL teacher. We learn with him. He teaches us. It works. He's not FIELD.

Bookwork S/N - D
Tests - D
Weather Hazards Project - S

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x


Physical Education - Jackass, not worthy of a name - N
Last time I wrote this, I did a HUGE rant and stuff like that, about how Jackass never actually teaches us anything, but instead tells us to just "play a game" so he can perve on the guys with the tight pants. I'll try to recollect :) Jackass is the jackassiest teacher. EVARR. In his comments on my PE-ness, or lack thereof, the last sentence was, "I have spoken to John about the expectations and requirements that he needs to fulfil in order to succeed in Physical Educaation, but unfortuneately he has not taken any positive steps to improve in this area." Damn right, I haven't. It's coz YOU'RE AN IDIOT, JACKASS. I doubt he actually typed the reports. He must have used a person who can translate Neanderthal into English. Here's what Jackass probably said for that sentence: JOHN IS DA IDIOTITITICIC DUZNT TO FUKN NUTTIN GLARRGJAGSD. Congratulations, you're mediocre! Here's some gentle applause for you out of pity. *One clap*.

Volleyball - D
AFL - E
Theory Assignment - N (load of shit. what to you learn about fitness from looking up an AFL player?)
Softball - E
Soccer - E

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Information Skills - Woodbridge - S
Every subject from this one on falls under the 'Useless' category. I adivse you to stop reading altogether. Information Skills is some crock about library resources and bibliographies etc. We only have one period a week of this, it's that useless.

Bibliography - S
Note-taking - S
Bibliography Electronic - S

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x



Outdoor Education - AJ - N
This doesn't even deserve a summary.



Information Technology - Hopkins.. yeah, "DR" Hopkins - C
Information tech was a crock this year. He couldn't teach and he's slow at everything, ESPECIALLY speech. But, he's not your average old guy with dimensia, no, he acts all high and mighty as if he's still qualified to utter more than 5 words in the day. Which he shouldn't. He's really slow. A few people moved home groups at the beginning of the year. He still hasn't figured it out. The subject overview says we had a look at writing our own computer program... you gotta be pretty damn smart to know how that works. Most people can't open the windows in our classroom, how will they cope? PLUS, he says that when he gave the opportunity for someone to come up and demonstrate something, I should've put my hand up. He only ever gave us this chance twice, and I was the one to demonstrate one of those times. PLUS PLUS, in the graph, he put the ticks in every row in the same spot. That's not a coincidence, he did it for everybody else as well.

Use of office software - B (oh please, I know more than he does)
Knowledge and correct use of computers - C

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x


Performing Arts - Hooper - A
I did quite well in this one. Too bad it's an elective and means nothing whatsoever.

Research Questions - A
Group performance project - A

Excellent Very Good Satisfactory Borderline NS
Behaviour x
Effort x
Homework x
Organized x
Relationships x
Work Submit x


Wow, I passed the half year. Does this matter for the end of year? I'll fail that and stay behind. They can put it in 'ALMOST' magazine.

Here I go again with my old MSN names and what they mean.

Feb 25 OMGTEHJHNNY )( I don't understand the question! Tehehheegeheh!
This is something Josh kept saying for a few days, pretending to be a teenybopper. The constant twirling of the hair is also included.
Feb 26 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Sploopz!
Amy said this on a Futurama episode when she dropped her glass of champagne.
Feb 27 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Two cups, and some pie.
JD had said this to Danni on Scrubs when he was persuading her to stay longer.. with the temptation of two cups of coffee and some pie.
Feb 28 OMGTEHJHNNY )( You know what would make this party better? Sweet death.
During a really boring party on That 70s Show.. Eric's cry for help.
Mar 1 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Paint the town green! ...with red paint.
I think Philly had this as her MSN name for a while. I steal so much off her.
Mar 2 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Ahh! Ow! Ohh!
As Dr. Cox said to.. someone.. a patient, the guy who always thought he was sick.. "Take your temperature, check your vitals, and your rectal.. it's your basic Ahh, Ow.. (aroused) ohh!"
Mar 3 OMGTEHJHNNY )( I made like a finnity of those at scout camp.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE PEOPLE.
Mar 4 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Bend, and snap!
I don't believe this needs a description.
Mar 5 OMGTEHJHNNY )( Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Was is Philly that said this? Or Julez? Someone.
Mar 6 OMGTEHJHNNY )( From the outside to the backside.
I was attempting to say something in my head.. like "from the outside to the otherside" but I couldn't get the words. That's what came out instead.
Mar 7 The Master Of Irrelevance $$ Tumours aren't contagious, but I can make an exception.
DAMMIT I don't remember! Waaa.
Mar 9 The Master Of Irrelevance $$ 60 years?! That's almost 75 years!
I have a feeling this might have something to do with Tash, but I don't think I knew her back then.
Mar 10 Shad " You're learning stuff, you're doing stuff, you're eating chicken breast!
HAHAHAH wish I could remember this one, it was really good...
Mar 11 Shad " Oh, the necklace, yaay!
Yep, 70s Show quote.
Mar 12 Shad " That's right Evans.. time to die...
Squinty kept saying this all the time a while ago, although he doesn't remember it.
Mar 13 Shad " I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
This seems to have been on everyone's MSN name, but I stole it off Adelle. :)
Mar 14 Shad " People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Teh greatest, well not absolute greatest quote from Scrubs that is a classic. I'm still using it today.
Mar 15 Shad " You're welcome-o.
Dr Kelso trying to speak Spanish.
Mar 16 Shad " These boots are made for kicking... you.
Philly's MSN name, I believe?
Mar 17 Shad " Raisins are nuture's candy, just as eggs are nature's hand grenades.
70s show, during halloween.
Kitty: (gives trick or treaters raisins, the kids complain and whine) Oh come on now, raisins are nature's candy! (The kids throw eggs at their door)
Red: Yeah, just as eggs are nature's hand grenades.
Mar 18 Shad " Yummy yummy kelp. " Happy birthday David/NicLOL
I don't quite remember, it could have been off Spongebob. Whoever said it had a REALLY soothing voice though...



Wizzi and I have been exchanging comments yesterday. Here's a transcript:

Jhnny
OH WIZZFIZZ.

You are my little gentleman
Paint my house

..Rockin Robin..
raaaa.
i sure will paint your house.
and then ill fart all over it.
haha itll be a date!
pringles taste better if you crush them up.
loveeee wiz xxx

Jhnny
I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">..Rockin Robin..
yay for chocolate.
better have been an italian douchebag coz im italian mwahahaha
eggs. boiled or fried?
i like them both ways. or in an ommlette too!
smack those little yr 7ers back to yr 7 land because they are bitches fro trying to touch you with eggs.
thats my job anyway
loveee

Jhnny
sorry what was your job?
being a bitch?
being italian?
being a douchebag?
being a year 7
or a year 7 beater?

I like the last one.
I also like ice cream
and a nice pair of slacks.

won't you dine my sleigh tonight?

..Rockin Robin..
all of the above and much more.
like professional...eater?
guess what
CDs ARE SHINEY!
i just realised that because one was reflecting in my eye.
im pretty much the smartest like ever.
nice myspace, ever take it over any sweet jumps?
wooo good old napolean dynomite.
gobstopper...

Jhnny
I took my layout off the pier
I think it's still out there.
I can guess what too!
so, guess what
THOSE GLASSES ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR EYES
how can you seeeee

guess what again
I am a fhqwhgad

bloody doctors, you get the same disease 3 or 4 times, they start lecturing you like it's your fault.

gobstarter

..Rockin Robin..
my sunnies are only a little too big. they kinda fall off my head when i walk. but only a little.
guess what else.
i had americans at my house.
four 18 yr olds.
it was so very funny
one of them wore my glasses.
i got a pic
veryyy funny.
loveeee

Jhnny
guess ANOTHER thing
I ate a tube of americans for dinner.
4 18 year olds.
now I don't have any room in my stomach for like phillipino drag queens.

oh wellington. BEEF.

..Rockin Robin..
a tube of americans?
is that like american vegimite?
i figured out something today while i was eating my strawberry jam on toast.
they call jam, jelly.
because they say..yeah ill have some jelly on toast thanks.
and they mean that they want jam on toast.
WEIRDDDD
but preeeety funny
orange highlighter..

Jhnny
*coughs blood*

jam? jelly? THE DOUCHES. JAM AND JELLY IS OUR WORD.

my race will find this information very interesting. why thankyou Lolly, m'love.

I ate an orange highlighter today... now I shoot orange lazers out of my eyes. ^_^

..Rockin Robin..
i once knew a man from nantucket that could shoot green lazors from his eyes. true story.
and you know what else americans say that is weird
caramel
instead of saying it our way that say it like
carrraahhhhmahhhllll
like that!
its really funny.
and tomato sauce. theres no tomato sauce in america. its ketchup.
go figure..

Jhnny
*coughs blood*

jam? jelly? THE DOUCHES. JAM AND JELLY IS OUR WORD.

my race will find this information very interesting. why thankyou Lolly, m'love.

I ate an orange highlighter today... now I shoot orange lazers out of my eyes. ^_^

..Rockin Robin..
thats the SAME comment buddy!

oh yeah
guess what
i got a high score on my pinball machine!

Jhnny

*goes and figures*

americans.
they're so american.
I'm quite scared.
LIKE WE SHOULD WORSHIP THEM.
douchiess.

OH LOLLY, YOU ARE MY LITTLE GENTLEMAN.

what about the hawaiians?
I drove to Hawaii once.
the welcome sign said "Welcome to Hawaii, How'd you get here in a car?"

Jhnny

WHOAMG PHILLY..
COCO...
SARAH..
WIZZI*

THAT'S KERMAZING. what high score number?

yes, m'love, I seem to have pressed the POST COMMENT button and it froze, so I went back and posted it again.

I ATE A 20 DOLLAR BILL FOR SNACKS.

..Rockin Robin..
NOOOO
dont worship americans unless its the guys that stayed at my place.
and hawaiians are amreicans too.
but they are hawiian americans.
there is a difference. i think
i wish i could drive to hawaii.
i drove to see nemo one time in my bus
that was pretty cool
but the only problem was that we couldnt open the windows unless we were thirsty
icecream stickss

Jhnny
Rockin Robin, eh?
Me likes.
OMG
my ex and I
are fighting
and she recruited some bastard
and they both think I didn't respect her or something
and used her
not sure how they came to this conclusion
they think they know what happened in my head.
and this bloody other random, daniel, is acting all fucking manly and shit, saying he'd pay people to bash me and crap.

..Rockin Robin..
ill smash them for ya.
and OMG that happened to me.
these randoms added me to an msn convo and were abusing me and telling me how they were gonna kill me and stuff
scaryy people.
they couldnt even spell propperly.
tough break with the ex from hell it sounds like.
keep up the good thaughts.
like...DANCING NAKED!!
hehe i like to dance
not particularly naked
but i like to dance.
haha rockin robin, song.
good to dance to too.
loveeee

Jhnny
I LOVE DANCING
especially aerobics.

omg, I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">..Rockin Robin..
its so true.
it really shows how pathetic and immature you are. to argue.
i hate arguments unless its randoms on msn
then its fun to piss them off.
just tell them to get over themselves because you are cool because i said so and thats all that matters.
loveeee

Jhnny
yeah, msn fights r0x0rz, get to calculate your thoughts together in as much time as you want, and there's no physical hurtation at all ^_^

I might murder someone. Not you Lollie, that'd be a hate crime and I luv ya.

WHOAMG WIZZI'S 100TH COMMENTTT!!! *DANCES WITH STREAMERS*

..Rockin Robin..
WOAHHHH 100 COMMENTS.
I FEEL SO LOVED!!!
HAHA PARTAYYYY
you can murder...ummm
someone gross...
pamela anderson?
i dunno. someone like that..
THE BACKSTREET BOYS!
no body would miss them haha
i hope that you wouldnt kill me
then who would act like a mental at school?
it would be a really really sad school then and not just a really sad school.
dance to 'the boys are back in town' by thin lizzy
because its great
i did when i was a little tipsy at my cousins sweet 16th and i was with my kinda drunk mother and all my mental cousins and sister and friends. it was very much fun.
and 'shake your groove thing' by peaches and herb.
best song in the world to dance to.
im writing an assignment now.
its so boring.
im trying to make it differnt to what i usually write. yeah..
im hungry
loveeee

Jhnny
OH WIZZLING
you are my little gentleman.

I hate Pamela Anderson. and the backdoor boys.

I must get these songs! SOMEHOW!

omg I just tought, amber's goon douchebag who acted all manyl earlier, he threatened me, should I call the police? :)

*Dances to that song about the discoteque*

..Rockin Robin..
nahh not the police. they are the cheap way
you need a detective!
and this detective needs to stalk this dude and knock on the window when s/he is in the shower and on the toilet.
preferably on the toliet incase they shit themselves
haha im quite the thinker.
i neeeeeed a job.
loveeeeee

Jhnny
get a job as a chimney sweep.
you can sing a song about CHIMNEY SWEEPIN

WORK ALL DAY, AND I SLEEP NIGHT
RUSTLING THE CHIMNEHS'
I CLEAN ALL DAY THEN I THRUST ALL NIGHT
BUSTLIN THE CHIMNEHS'

your pic certainly makes you look like a detective... mouse detective, CHEEEESE

..Rockin Robin..
that is the best idea in the world!!!!
i will definately become a chimny sweep. and if that doesnt work..
ill shine peoples shoes for a nickel!
haha i like my glasses. and the pic of my glasses.
i think its really swifty.
HAHA other pic...we fell on eachother...
loveeeee

Jhnny
OMG WIZPIES, I just thought of things to tell you

Juzz said he might be flying to Victoria some day. I don't know if that means he's edging closer to getting there, or he's just being optimistic... ho-hum

ALSO, I forgot. FARGNIDDA. oh yes

I'd fly up there, but I don't look as old as you bubs. I art a YOUNGIN. so, er yeah. :) so I hope Juzz doesn't come down, or we meet whatever, however, till I am older, hehe

..Rockin Robin..
ive gotta go to dinner.
but ill further write many comments latarr
dont miss me too much haha
loveeeee

Jhnny
yes... "fell"

I might watch some Frasier. the house is too bloody quiet when it's thingo'd. empty. cept for me. the television = next to me, so that's good.

*falls over*
*cramp*
*eats a tube of colgate*
*strikes pose*
*becomes a hermit*

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