Monday, 26 September 2005

Cray-zee

Have fun at New Zealand Steph, you lucky little bugger? Grar, I wanna go to NZ.

I hate it. As soon as you finally get into the spirit of it being the holidays, it destroys it with SCHOOL AGAIN. Stefo has given us a book to read, quite possibly the most boring thing on the planet, I Am David, a book about some stingy little jackass who lives in a POW camp or something and tries to break free, and blah I've read about a hundred pages and there's 2 other people in the class who haven't made it half way eather. (Btw, I'm up to chapter two. Yeah, there's only 8 chapters.) I don't get it, that's the 2nd book we've had to read this year not from that Watermelon Moon pile of crap. We ALL BOUGHT THE BOOK it has about 20 stories in it, so why not work off that instead, moron? GRR. Makes me so angry I might just hurt myself.

Oh plus Stevo has given us A SECOND THING to do, some Grammar Survival Guide crap, in which we write about parts of grammar. Okay, we've all heard it before, nobody's gonna use it anyway, so just drop it. My least favourite subject, English, has 2 things to do in a 2 week (supposed relaxing) break, and we don't have anything else. Just makes me feel like the gum on the bottom of my table, that's probably been there for a few years, that I am forced to look at as I sit under the table every lesson. Luckily teahcers don't notice I'm missing (I usually sit up the back XD)

Let's try to move to good things. Yetserday me and Ben went to the movies and saw Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. It was pretty cool, except if you've seen it, at the end when the other kids walk out, you see Augustus covered in chocolate, Violet is blue, Mike is stretched out really tall, yet the worst one of all, Veruca, only got covered in garbage. Grr, she should've died.

Anyway, besides that the movie was weird, especially the Oompa Loompas. I mean, did you see in the credits? It said 'Oompa Loompa played by:' and it had one name ><". Crazy. The songs were actually pretty weird, yet still better than the old movie. Haha in the car on the way there and the way back, me and Ben (Mostly Ben) were poiting/staring at other drivers. Most of them P platers. One guy driving behind us we were poiting at, so he overtook us and went into the lane next to us, drove past laughing, then did the good ol' one finger salute. Haha, it was fun. Yaaay it's my birthday on Sunday, and I really want Monday off school coz it'll be the day after my birthday we go back to school. Noooooo, I don't wanna be in anxiety the entire holidays, then when it finally explodes on mah birthday, I SHOULD be able to relax and enjoy. No, instead I come back to a double Geography lesson, followed by excruciating mental pain with Lancaster, then I don't freakin care what's next, but I have Engligh some time that day. And the day after. And in the next two days. Then a double on Friday WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE. SOMEBODY STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF AND TAKE SOME PEOPLE WITH ME. Oh speaking of English, there's no way in hell I'm doing those English things. Nuh-uh. Already got enough stuff to deal with right now, I'm not gonna do more of this. Bye, lucky people.

Friday, 16 September 2005

Happy 12th (or 13th) birthday Squinty!

If you are reading this James, you're standing behind me. Hahahhahaha(ahahha)hahaha

James: *laugh*
Me: Pfft blah. There, I said it.

Dammit, what else can I put in here? Hmm-bop.

Was the last day of school today. Yaaay for... 2 week vacationess... at last. I deserved it. =) I have nothing planned for these holidays except sit in the exact same spot and gain weight.

Congratulations Squinty, you are dead. By me. You're turning THIRTEEN not TWELVE this year, asshole. Grar, behold, for I am angry. Like you're gonna read this anyway, hmm.

Goodbye my adoring crowd (population: James.)

Wednesday, 7 September 2005

Backwards Time!

.eyb eyb os yas ot esle gnihton evah I.
.driew woh ,mmH .llew os kcilc yeht ,thgin tsal rehto hcae ot decudortni erew esilE dna isseJ
.etisbew lamron a no dnif reven d'uoy modnar siht lla htiw derevoc '?lleH ehT tahW' dellac etisbew wen a gnitaerc era ytniuqS n eM
.RAVE gniht tsenemosewa eht eb dluow taht ,NYS no teg dna yrt annog era em nda isseJ ahhhah ...laicps oooooooooooooooooooo tuo niog era hpetS dna kriK
.gnirob tsuJ
.deneppah gnihtoN :pu uoy hctac em teL
.elihw a ni degwalb t'nevah I
(If you bothered translating that.... grarr eat a crane machine. You could do it the long way, or print screen and flip it :) Then again some letters would still be screwed, bah you can figure it out right? RIGHT?!!?)