Australia Day 2010

Dare I say that the last 8 months of my life have been the most hectic of them all. It's been about that long since I posted an entry, so I'll quickly fill you in.

They FINALLY opened the Dick Smith in Frankston in late April. Since then we've changed management about four times. That's roughly the same amount of times something has happened to piss me off and I've wanted to quit. But since I'm getting good hours, the people there are nice and it's not a difficult job... I'll stick with it until school becomes too hard to balance. Shouldn't be too long now. Thankyou, year 12. ><

Speaking of school, year 11 has possibly been one of the best years, despite the work overload. It was balanced by the joy of going in to H Block every day. H Block has got to be my favourite place to go - I just love everyone there and the memories we make there will last a life time. I'm excited to see this new building they're replacing it with (since H is fair old), although knowing Bayside, it won't be built until after we've graduated.

Not just my surroundings have changed over the last 8 months, but I certainly have changed a heck of a lot too. I think 2009 was my rebellious year where I really changed into letting myself take more risks and trying new things. Some of which I'm not proud of, but I still don't regret. Mistakes are needed to mould you into who you become - as HIMYM states it, there are some mistakes you just have to make.
Another thing that changed me in 2009 is the realization of my sexuality, something I had been denying for two years. In the back of my head I always knew I was gay, but I pushed it away until I couldn't fight it anymore. About half-way through the year I said "ah screw it" and faced facts. By that point everyone pretty much knew anyway. By the way, this doesn't impede my faith at all. I still believe in God and to all those people that think that God disowns homosexuals... sorry, but I have to disagree. Pretty sure God loves everyone.

Just after my birthday I got into a relationship with an amazing guy. It was the best relationship I've ever been in. For anyone who knows me, you'd know that I don't fall for people easily, I never have. But this time something just clicked. Anyway, three months in, I get slapped with the "I'm not ready for this" speech and it's over. Words can't express the rejection I felt. Call it pessimistic or whatever, but it'll take me forever and a half to find anyone I am actually interested in again, if ever. I'm not conventional with my relationships (nor am I really conventional with anything) so finding someone that feels the same is very, very hard for me.
After three weeks, I'm about 90% over it, but there's still that part of me that is incredibly depressed and wants to die. But I'm an optimistic specimen - I know things will turn around for me. It's the 'when' that I'm unclear about.
And for the record, no, I don't think I'm a hopeless teenager with rampant hormones that solely control my brain. Emm jun hinm.

Getting to 2010 now, January has been pretty poor so far. NYE was okay, spending it with good mates at Emily's house, but there were certain things that made the night unenjoyable. In January I also got dumped and I've been spending most of the month anxious about school going back. Don't get me wrong, school is generally a fun place to be, it's mostly the subject chocie thing I'm worried about. It wasn't until yesterday (three days before school goes back) that I finally decided on my final subject. I'm not happy about it, but it'll have to do. The line-up is as follows: Literature, Media, Philosophy and Further Maths. Instead of Maths I was originally doing Psychology but I hated it during "roll-over" last year (the most wasteful two weeks of the year in which they attempt to kick-start students with no textbooks or preparation for year 12 by giving them 10 days of year 12 classes, feeding them information they will lose and/or forget by the time holidays are over) so I dropped it. Geez, I've changed subjects a lot over the past year, haven't I?

Anyway that's my life up until now. Now let's chat instead, talking to myself makes me feel ludacrous. :D Is that how you spell that?

The Rest of Queensland AND The Formal!

Wednesday, September 20.
Wow, that was quite some time ago. I really need to pee so I'll try to make this short. Which day was this? AH YES. The day Sarah and I went to the beach. We went into Surfers Paradise first, and got a beachmat thingy made or that annoying stuff.. yeah that's the..D We aslo got a big umbrella. Unfortunately at the beach, it was so fxcking windy we spent like an hour putting the stuff up and trying to get it to stay, I was so post officed.
So Sarah went back to the hotel for like, 10 minutes, and came back with a boogieboard. So we went boogieboarding in the waves. I've never done that before, it's rather delicious. Mmm. :)
OH AND THOSE FREEKIN INDIAN PEOPLE FINALLY LEFT =D spa hogging bastards.

Thursday, September 21.
Right, mum couldn't be bothered, so Sarah and I went to Wet'n'Wild world.
(Well actually before that we went to Movie World and just walked around coz there was nothing to do.) I didn't particularly want to, what with my insane fear of drowning and the fact that I suck at swimming. :D But hell. We went into the wave pool and such, and there's this thing called Calypso Beach which is pretty spankable. It's a circular river that goes around this little island.. you go on it on inflatable tubes, it's great. Also, there's this thing called Buccaneer Bay for the kids. There's a big pirate head up the top that is having water poured into it, and when it gets too big, the bell rings, and everybody gets dunked in the water. So of course, Sarah and I stayed back and watched the kids drown.
There's another ride atop a biiig hill, I forget what it's called, but it's basically a water slide.. well actually there's 4 of them. There were some scaaary people in the lines there. Like some old man who looked pregnant with a small, mail-ordered bride from Asia. =D
Anyway, Sarah and I went down that thing heeeaps coz it's mighty fun. The first time I went down it, I'm so damn light, I wasn't going fast enough. The kid behind me (who is supposed to be gapped apart about 30 seconds) actually overtook me. It was embarrassment. And another time, and this was actually quite scary: I went down, then Sarah did. SHE WAS COMING UP BEHIND ME AWFUL FAST. I had to keep pushing myself to go must faster otherwise she would crash into me. Brr.

Friday, September 22.
I'm pretty sure we left on the Friday.. yes, jolly good, yes. We checked out in the morning and went over to the bus stop and waited for AAAGGGESSSS for the airport bus to come around. It finally did, and we got to the airport. The flight left at about 2:30, I believe, and we got back around 5, 5:30. During the flight I was sitting next to some indian guy. I was afraid he had a bomb.
SHUT UP. XD.
Anyway. We got back and outta the airport blahh blah and we were waiting in the drop-off bay, and by now it was dark. Father finally came around and we went home..
THEN I FOUND MY PINSTRIPE BLACK PANTS THAT I PLANNED ON TAKING TO QUEENSLAND. They were in my drawer the whole time.

Friday, December 1.
HAHA that's right. Let's skip forward two months to the YEAR TWELVE FORMAL. That was mighty fun. Sarah brought Ben as her date to this place in Cranbourne.. (they went in a limo) and she brought me, mother, father, Julia, Erin and Kyla. Everybody was tlaking and taking photos outside, then after a while we went into the dining area thing where the formal takes place :) the six of us, (minus sarah and ben) sat at a table, shared by these four, horny, drunken people. Every now and then they went outside with their partner and came back in separately (not much a time difference though, it was still obvious) buttoning their shirts and whatnot.
So eventually, Mason, Stef and Caz were up there introducing everyone to the formal etc, as Shad was taking pictures. Then the waitresses came around dropping random plates of food onto people. I got chicken and crap. I ate some of it. Hoozahs?!
Then came awards for teachers. Again, Mase, Stef and Caz were up there, I think they were the 'most likely' awards to teachers, they were hilaritus.
I think next there was dancing? There was a DJ of course, so everybody was dancing to the techno, and eventually there was the macarena, went for AGES. So me, Erin and Kyla joined in on zee action, and so did Mrs Field and her new, massive, unstable, black boyfriend.
Sorry bout that folks. ;D
Haaa, anyway
then they did dessert. Mousse, mm. Infact, this next thing probably happened before the dessert:
Students awards! Each student got a 'most likely' award and they were alllll different. Coz Sarah took a lot of days off school this year, hers was 'Most likely to take a sickie on the night of the formal'
Mason's was "Most likely to be married to AB this time next year" AHHAHAHA. Here's some others I can recall:
"Most likely to throw this award out"
"Most likely to do the best moves on the dance floor"
"Most likely to cater for Mexicans"
I DONT THINK THE LAST ONE IS RIGHT. But I like it, ton sarn.
Anyway, at around 10.30 dad, went home, then the DJ started up again. Me and Erin joined in the dancing for aaaages. They went at about 11:40, and we left at midnight.
JOLLY GOOD.

Word Count: 957.

Queensland, Dave Five AND My Birthday!

Tuesday, September 19.
Okay I'd like this to be quick. The Tuesday in Queensland was SEA WORLD DAY. There's a huuuuge monorail going around the place, which we rode on out of boredom, woohoo. There was a show on, some realllyyyy cheesy '60s surfer thing with teenagers in love and LOTS of water-skiing and water-activites. :]

We saw heaps of anermuhls, like the underground shark viewing thing, the seals whom have rocks, AND Melissa from year 11! We saw her but she didn't see us. No she's not an animal. Bahha :]

Sarah and I went on the log flume which was SHAPED LIKE A PIRATE XD and there was a huuuuge drop that I screamed at :] We too went on the Bermuda Triangle which took soooo long in the line and that crappy video about Americans. Then there was the boat ride into the volcano which SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Creepy aliens and very, very loud noises, flashing things, FIRE, backwardsness, betrayal and the guy talking on the "radio" which was just plain hilarity.

Anyway after looking at a lot of animals and this big ship that you could see dolphins from (and we also watched a dolphin training bit) we got on this chairlift from one side of the park which went allllll the way to the other side over the lakes and stuuf it was SO high up it was creepy.

ANYWAY I hate asians, they were walking so damn slow we missed the bus the hell out of there and we had to wait for another one -.-" ASIANS WERE EVERYWHERE.

The end.

Monday, October 2.
FOR THAT. Now my birthday was the first day of school, which was actually a staff work day so we didn't go, BAHAH. I tried planning my birthday party but things just got in the way that made me go: John confused? So I didn't end up having one.

I made a list :] Off it I got Scrubs season 4 (BOOYAH), Simpsons Season 8, and baha eee my dad got the wiggidy-wackiest birthday cards he made himself thanks to our old buddy the internet :] and a STEWIE LUNCHBOX HEHEHE it is so cute. Treehehehehehehe =DDD

Of course grandparents and uncle Bruce gave me money, woohoo! Happy birthday to me! :]

Word Count: 388.

Queensland Day Four AND The Show!

Monday, September 18.
Oookay, fay four was the Monday that we went to Currumbin, which is like a biiiig nature park thing. Like seriously, it's huge and spans over two roads. -.-"

The Currumbin National Park had animals and such. The queue at the lunch bar thing took like half an hour, we saw the Totally Wild show (which had nothing to do with the TV show whatsoever) and everythign there was uber expensive.

There were iris birds everywhere, and at 4pm they had a lorikeet feeding where people held up trays of food for lorikeets to come get.

So we walked around and such, la dee da, swell day for a hike. Then we went home.

Yeha I know, Currumbin wasn't that interesting.

Although later we could have gone into Surfers Paradise, if this was the night. It probably was, so I'll just write it here. :)

We got uber cool ice-cream and went ino the RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT MUSEUM.

It was so very, very weird. It was all underground, and there were weird videos and pictures and interactive things everywhere. Infact, one bit there was a mirror so you could do some tricks with your tongue, like rolling it etc. Then later in the thing you find out that it's a two-way mirror, so you get to watch people make stupid faces in the mirror! It was hilaritus!

Yes, hilaritus. Also they had this great thing where you walked through a small tunnel, and the walls are actually a big circle with fake rocks and stuff, and it rotated like crazy. So once you step inside you get really dizzy and walk along the path, and there's just a door out the other end next to the mirrors, that reflected the spininess of the rotating dealy.

Yeeeeah that didn't make much sense.

Wednesday, September 27.
Oookay, I'm gonna skip ahead a few weeks to the last Wednesday of the holidays before I forget it. I went to the Melbourne Shooow!

Okay I was meeting Donna and Julie at the Frankston station for the first time. I got there at like 7:30, and they were already there. Julie was scared of me coz I kept patting her, and Donna's sister Rachel, and her boyfriend Brad, were there too. So Trevor came as well, I donno if he was there already I don't remember, but then Louise came later and I met her for the first time as well. At like, 8, we got on a train and went up to Melbourne.

We had some trouble with wehre we were getting on or off, whathaveyou, and I kept bothering Donna and Julie on the way up which of course gave me ENDless enjoyment! HoozaH!

Sooo yeeeah we switched trains at Southern Cross station to the showgrounds one. We got there at like.. some time. 10, perhaps? Anwyay we went through and Julie peed, which was wonderful. Donna and I could hear PANIC! playing so we were singing along outside and Julie came out later, who heard us the whole time :)

Anyway there was some ride that had heaps of chain chairs and it got up really high and spun around in circles for aaages. Donna was eager to go no, I was not, and Julie is more brave than I so those two went on. BAHAH JULIE'S FACE WAS SO SCAAAAARED. Aww, she looked so cute tho <3 style="font-weight: bold;">

Amber and Julie were not happy. Oops <3<3<3 style="font-weight: bold;">Word Count: 1,036.

Queensland, Days Two & Three.

Saturday, September 16.
Oh-kay-son! 2nd day, we woke up, Sarah and I probably tried to find a slim chance to get in the spa as there was ALWAYS someone in it. ALWAYS. Especially this evil, greedy Indian couple who wouldn't stop howling over it. Silly, silly people.

So we got a bus down to Pacific Fair. Now Pacific Fair is this HUMUNGOE shopping centre, that is just the largest thing ever. It's like Southland, apparently.

I went and had breakfast at a cafe thing, pancakes :) They were HUMUNGOE so I didn't eat it all.. hehe. Mum stopped at like every store, and for some reason we stopped at Target for like 2 HOURS MINUS ONE HOUR. They wanted to shop shop shop! I found a DVD of Annie, Fly Away Home and Madeleine. So I bought that for the kicks.

KICK.

Then, I got sunnies! At last! We had searched for sungalsses just about everywhere and finally found some <3 style="font-weight: bold;">.

Sunday, September 17.
One. Where is the fife. And two, give me the fife.

Okay we got up and decided to go to MOVIE WORLD! Hoozah! We got in tharrrrrrr, there's like a gazillion sections before the actual entrance. First there's the bus parking and seating in very front, in the middle of nowhere.

Becuase Movie World and Wet n Wild World (and that Australian shack thing) are out in the middle of nowhere on the highway between the Gold Coast and Brisbane).

Anyway then there's the BUY YOUR TICKETS AREA. Then you walk forward like, another 10 metres and there's the VALIDATE YOUR TICKET area. Then like, another 30 metres ahead is the landmark archway to the park: The giant Movie World sign. We both some photos infront of it, which was the sex :)

So we went inside and there's this giant waterfall, that actually wasn't giant, infront of us. To the left is the BATMAN STORE AND RIDE which we didn't even get into that region. Infront of the waterfall is the SUPERMAN RIDE.

LIKE HELL.

Maddz kept wanting me to go on it, and I think not! Bahahah! Fools!

I can hear the transmission thing talking. "Please prepare for your suicide, now. If you wish to live, please exit the ride immediately. *Harnasses come down* BAHAHA JUST KIDDING."

Asians were everywhere taking photos, almost everything was a gift shop, and they had these delicious things called CHURROS, which is like a cinammon donut, only it's long like a huge sausage and baked more thoroughly :)

Oh golly I could live off those. Even writing about them is making my mouth go boom.

We went into a gift store or dozen, coz mum really wanted to, and I was phoning with Maddz thinking of soemthing to get her. I couldnt decide, so Sarah led me out and told me to come back at the end of the day, which we forgot all about. I still don't have anything for her!

So we passed the Shrek 4-D thing, and went in! Now I assumed 4-D was just 3-D with a MORE X-TREME name. I was wrong. 4-D is actually 3-D, except the chairs move too. For instance, Donkey sneezed, and wtaer came out of the chair infront of you and sprayed you in the legs. And spiders jumped on the screen, so little burts of air came out behind your legs and tickled your leggings. There was also a spray of wawter from the back of the chair in the neckle region, and the chairs vibrated a lot.

Okay, it was just creepy. So ON WE WENT down the path and there was like, Hi-5 impersenators, or Mystery Inc. impersonaters, I forget who was there at the time. Anyway it was just scary, so ON WE WALKED, into the little area which was the.. Looney Tunes something. We went on the River Ride, which was a journey to "find Bugs Bunny" coz he ran off, then we went through a river with lots of.. things. It was just weird.

So I then went on MY FIRST ROLLERCOASTER EVARRR. The Road Runner Rollercoaster. lol it was just weird. Who the hell puts their arms in the air?!

Lol, so Sarah and I went on the KIDS BUMPER CARS. Never been on that before, either. It was so great. lmao. Mum took photos :)

I wanted to get an airbrush tattoo, but Sarah didn't! BAAAAH

We went back to a gift shop and I bought a keyring, and mum bought some mugs. Teeeeeheeeee

I think we left after that. If I missed anything, TOO BAD

Oh wait, we saw the Police Academy Stunt Show. Lmao it was great. For the half-hour it filled, there was a mime dressed like a cop who was doing clown-things, like blowing up balloons and spraying people with water.

The stunt show itself was funny, they brought down 4 random people from the audience, and one of them WAS ACTUALLY A STUNT GUY. And he got hurt a lot. Lmao. It was terrific. There was explosions, fast cars, falling, diving, suspending, flying through the air.. bah it had it all. GIANT FIRE ERSPLOSION AT THE END.

So yeah we bussed home, watched that DVD I bought. Hehehehe.

Word Count: 957.

Queensland, Day One.

Friday, September 15.
Okay, it's the alst day of school, but I didnt go. I got on a plane to Queensland instead. The plane left at around the middle of the day and got there at 2:20. I sat at the airport outside at Coolangatta and called Maddz. A shuttle came like 20 minutes later. =D So we took the shuttle to Enderly Gardens, on the way noticing that there are too many resorts, buses and Asians, and settled in.

This place is great. It has a pool and a spa! Oh, and a sauna! Ooooooh. Actually it's got a table tennis, tennis court, a playground and a few barbeques to. It's just that we didn't use those. =D

So on the Friday night, Mother, Sarah and I went into the main shopping centre downtoen of Surfers Paradise, called Surfers. Or Surfers Centro, blah blah. On Friday nights down by the beach, there's a market, where people set up stalls and things. It was quite boring, though Mother found it FASCINATING! We walked around a lot after that, and bought a few things. Later we went home and went to bed. Late.

The thing about the Gold Coast is, if you're either old, fat, or Asian, you're going to reproduce. And boy do they. They were everywhere.

Oh... joy?!

HOORAY if you have Windows XP, you would know how you can have those multiple sign in acount things. Yaaay ever since we got XP years ago, we've had a famiyl account, and nothing more. This morning I created my own! Yay! It was pretty cool that the computer automatically had all the programs on my account, and I just moved some of my songs and my folder onto my thingo. It's greattttttttt I can automatically sign into MSN too, now! Hoorah!

Maddz' baptism was a blast. I will seriously consider buying a baptism.

Apparently, tomorrow is Steak and Blowjob Day, which is every March 14th. It's like the male version of Valentine's Day, which is weird. Hehehehehehe, check it out if you dare. http://www.steakandbjday.com I think it is.

Sarah's American friend, Marshall, planed over on Saturday morning and is currently residing in the subway system. Just kidding, he's staying at our house until like, next wednesday. (Yes, Matt, an American; eat your heart out.) Sarah's trying to hide it from mum, which is so funny. This is the first time Sarah's met Marshall, so she's trying to pass him off as "just a random friend that might need a place to stay every now and then" even though Sarah told me they would be staying at friends places and whatnot sometimes. I reckon she'll be too lazy to organize that.

I wanted these holidays to be ESPECIALLY lazy! Ever other hols has been lazy out of pure laziness of me, I wasn't trying to make it so. Well, these hols I am trying. I wanna barr all calls from pretty much everyone. I've blocked # number of people on MSN, but thanks to this NEW REALLY GAY EXCEPT FOR ONE THING beta MSN Sarah got, it unblocked them.

Grr, I hate change. Cupid, shoot me with an arrow from that poison bag you have. Yes, Cupid has a bag of poison arrows. He shoots them at unsuspecting villagers on Halloween.

Emm jun himn.

I've been saying that so much sicne yesterday... har diddy har. I'm off school today because mah throat hurties :( Boohoo for me.

Holy crap, in under 3 days I got that FINAL ANNOUCEMENT thing about MSN disabling your account unless you send it to however many people within a day NINE TIMES. It's fake, morons! How stupid can ya get? Some fag sitting with his internet porn and supposed diet pepsi writing a death letter for your email account isn't serious.

It's not easy, it's not easy tonight

I'm going to start talking about interesting chats I've had with people over the last few days, beginning wiiiiiiiith.....

My sister and I were talking last night about America, and how Geroge Bush is stupid. XD. Any war or slight coinflict with any country (for instance, if Canada threw a frisbee over the border) America seems to immeadiately send out troops. Where the hell do they get troops from? At least once a week on the news it says "American sends more troops to the bar to get wasted... oh I'm sorry, I meant Iraq." America just has to show off about that, and soon every newborn will be shooting random people in another country 10 minutes after their birth. I'm surprised America hasn't sent the cast of Friends so they can stand in the middle of crossfire and keep chanting 'World Peace'. Step aside America, you're not wanted here. In the words of Sarah: "The answer to world peace: Nuke America."

You were wrong, you were right

I bet most of these will be with me and Sarah, as yesterday we also talked about the school Carnival coming up. This is the third one in a row, and the 3rd one I've been to (if I go this year.) Our class is making squishy heads, those little balloons with flour in them tied up. Which I can't make properly. Ugggggggh a few weeks ago Mr. Dewar signed me up for like 12:30, though I said no. Here's the conversation:
Dewar: Do you wanna be rostered on?
Me: No, I'd rather not.
Dewar: Come on, it'll be fun!
Me: No, no, no, no, no.
Dewar: OK I'll put you on for 12:30, K?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arrrrrrrrgh then I remembered I have drama at 12:30 and can't get there, he asked when I would arrive I said bout 1:30, so he wrote down I would be at the carnival 1:30 onwards. So apparently I'm on at 1:30 now, and he didn't even tell me.

The Carnival is not compulsory, yet teachers are bein all shitty about the students going. It seems like they'll spank students that don't show up, coz like Sarah said, if the students didn't go, there'd be like almost nobody there. You want money? Let us pay you. Idiots.

They've even gotten rid of all the good rides and replaced them with a 3 year old party pack. There's a damn mechanical bull. Some people lost their virginity to those things.

And you are gone, tonight

Josh and his family went to Broome on the holidays and the first week back to school. Their rental 4 wheel drive car got in a head on smash with another car, so Josh brought photos and won't stop showing them off. "I'M IN A CAR CRASH, WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME?" Uggggggggghhhh....

Shotgun fire, anybody home?

In drama at school yesterday... so funny... me and Clare have this awesome handshake from Scrubs that pisses everyone off. XD. We didn't stop doing it, so Josh and Matt faked us and were being stupid... it was so funny....
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I will choke them.

Speaking of Matt, HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY MATT!!!! XD

Lalala!

Cray-zee

Have fun at New Zealand Steph, you lucky little bugger? Grar, I wanna go to NZ.

I hate it. As soon as you finally get into the spirit of it being the holidays, it destroys it with SCHOOL AGAIN. Stefo has given us a book to read, quite possibly the most boring thing on the planet, I Am David, a book about some stingy little jackass who lives in a POW camp or something and tries to break free, and blah I've read about a hundred pages and there's 2 other people in the class who haven't made it half way eather. (Btw, I'm up to chapter two. Yeah, there's only 8 chapters.) I don't get it, that's the 2nd book we've had to read this year not from that Watermelon Moon pile of crap. We ALL BOUGHT THE BOOK it has about 20 stories in it, so why not work off that instead, moron? GRR. Makes me so angry I might just hurt myself.

Oh plus Stevo has given us A SECOND THING to do, some Grammar Survival Guide crap, in which we write about parts of grammar. Okay, we've all heard it before, nobody's gonna use it anyway, so just drop it. My least favourite subject, English, has 2 things to do in a 2 week (supposed relaxing) break, and we don't have anything else. Just makes me feel like the gum on the bottom of my table, that's probably been there for a few years, that I am forced to look at as I sit under the table every lesson. Luckily teahcers don't notice I'm missing (I usually sit up the back XD)

Let's try to move to good things. Yetserday me and Ben went to the movies and saw Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. It was pretty cool, except if you've seen it, at the end when the other kids walk out, you see Augustus covered in chocolate, Violet is blue, Mike is stretched out really tall, yet the worst one of all, Veruca, only got covered in garbage. Grr, she should've died.

Anyway, besides that the movie was weird, especially the Oompa Loompas. I mean, did you see in the credits? It said 'Oompa Loompa played by:' and it had one name ><". Crazy. The songs were actually pretty weird, yet still better than the old movie. Haha in the car on the way there and the way back, me and Ben (Mostly Ben) were poiting/staring at other drivers. Most of them P platers. One guy driving behind us we were poiting at, so he overtook us and went into the lane next to us, drove past laughing, then did the good ol' one finger salute. Haha, it was fun. Yaaay it's my birthday on Sunday, and I really want Monday off school coz it'll be the day after my birthday we go back to school. Noooooo, I don't wanna be in anxiety the entire holidays, then when it finally explodes on mah birthday, I SHOULD be able to relax and enjoy. No, instead I come back to a double Geography lesson, followed by excruciating mental pain with Lancaster, then I don't freakin care what's next, but I have Engligh some time that day. And the day after. And in the next two days. Then a double on Friday WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE. SOMEBODY STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF AND TAKE SOME PEOPLE WITH ME. Oh speaking of English, there's no way in hell I'm doing those English things. Nuh-uh. Already got enough stuff to deal with right now, I'm not gonna do more of this. Bye, lucky people.

Happy 12th (or 13th) birthday Squinty!

If you are reading this James, you're standing behind me. Hahahhahaha(ahahha)hahaha

James: *laugh*
Me: Pfft blah. There, I said it.

Dammit, what else can I put in here? Hmm-bop.

Was the last day of school today. Yaaay for... 2 week vacationess... at last. I deserved it. =) I have nothing planned for these holidays except sit in the exact same spot and gain weight.

Congratulations Squinty, you are dead. By me. You're turning THIRTEEN not TWELVE this year, asshole. Grar, behold, for I am angry. Like you're gonna read this anyway, hmm.

Goodbye my adoring crowd (population: James.)

Went Rye-Bye-Rye << ?

Okay from Sunday till yesterday me and my family and Clare went to Rye :) twas coolness. Clare brought her PS2 with Eyetoy and stuff and uber cool. On Monday we went to the beach a bit and saw Madagascar, which sucked :) Storyline went nowhere, and the most serious thing was I WANNA EAT YOU BUT I CAN'T. There were a few funny bits tho. (I like to move it move it...)

On Tuesday we went Bowling... which I won out of me Clare and Sarah. Woopee. :) Then at the same place we went to mini-golf which Sarah won, and me and Clare tied. That place had an easy arcade, so me and Clare got lotsa tickets and bought a basketball hoop with a basketball, a basketball on a string wrapped around ya finger with velcro, clacker thingys which make loud noises and smells like gunpowder.. and also a slinky Ser-weeeet.

Attention bobdiedandikilledhim: That's great. Kissing emo guys?! Say wha.

Wednesday we headed home... (and Clare had to come to my house for a bit coz her mum was workin) and at home me and Clare walked to the shops over the road from me, and we bought 2 mugs each (only 50c, why not?) pretzels, pringles, thickshake thingy, and somehow clare talked me into buying a fish. (Only a buck. We gave it to Sarah anyhoo, she named it after her friend Oscar hahahah le daa ha da lee doo.)

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs9.html

How wange. Chekkit.

Song:

A glue stick

Some glitta paint

Words cut out from a magazine

BFF carved in a tree

That stands for BAOW FOM FROOSH!

A portajon

Came alive

Put on a play

With so-and-so

Unfortunatley

They didn't get

A very good review.

Whats her face

Ate staple sauce

A heaping bowl of staple sauce

And that crazy learner's permit girl

Gave me a ride

To Baggabes.

(What? They ain't got no turbografx games?)

Haha to check out the other TEE GEE ESS's go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

Ain't to teen girl.

Quite good, quite good.

G'bye, my spanish galleons!

P.S. Click on the o and the ! in TGS movies for somethin' speccy.

It's a holiday, celebrate!

So cool. Holidays.

Yesterday was my last day of Term 2, and I was the only person to bring a red nose for red nose day.. I scared a lot of people. I also brought a camera yesterday, took about 5 photos then the batteries died =( and most of the photos I took were crap anyhoo.

Instead of going to Youth last night, Squinty invited me to come to one of those CFA family night things... his sister Kate brought a friend Renee, blaaarg. They showed Toy Story 1 + 2. I only stayed to watch the first one, then me and Squinty went into the other room where the fire trucks are and climbed on them and played with tennis balls for a while, which we lost. Very funnn :)

Today... I love Saturdays where you go places frantically across the day. But the day ain't over yet ;)

I had my drama performances today for the parents, I did 'Power Struggle' and a snippet from 'Hating Alison Ashley.' I got some photos, which are in my photo collectionness. I've uploaded a number of photos to my MSN dp.

Congratulations Supergrover for 6 years at Helen! :)

Straight out bye.

I think my ribs are broken

Ahahhhh they hurt :(

Anyway holidays are going so fast, it's over in a few days :'(

Ocrap just remembered Little Nicky was sposed to bo back yesterday.

Anyhoo my ribs hurt.

Zoe was supposed to calle me aaaaaages ago but she never did. Meh

I hope Peta can give me that phone of hers.. it's uber cool and I want it :P Adelle offered a really crappy piece of phone to me yesterday... (although it doesn't have a cover?!)

Heh I stayed up on MSN till 1 this morning with her. He played Yahoo Pool, and apparently the Java was goin all screwy for her lol.

Anyway TAAAAAA