Amber & Jee-Jee G's Socioeconomic Funtime Sunflower Fully Sick Various 1/24th Median Earth Day!

Previously on Amber & Jee-Jee G's Socioeconomic Funtime Sunflower Fully Sick Various 1/24th Median Earth Day!...
John demanded that Amber come to Hastings Day this weekend, to which she refused because she had to work. This is what followed once this information about earning money at certain times of the week was released...



John says (7:28 PM):
disappointing. get back in your cage and don't come back out until night time.
- amber. says (7:28 PM):
IT IS NIGHT TIME.
John says (7:28 PM):
NUH UH
- amber. says (7:29 PM):
YAH HUH.
John says (7:29 PM):
LALALA./
- amber. says (7:29 PM):
LOL.
- amber. says:
yo.
would you consider 7.30pm night time?
{GOLDY} MELBOURNES MOST WANTED says:
yes
- amber. says (7:30 PM):
YEAH. SO YOU GET IN A CAGE AND WAIT TILL MORNING. BITCHHH.
John says (7:30 PM):
BUT IT'S NOT DARK
- amber. says (7:30 PM):
ITS STILL NGIHTTIME.
AND ITS ONYL COZ ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS.
John says (7:30 PM):
Amber. Seriously. You take things too far. Just take a rest. It's over the edge. You're breaking the fourth wall here, Amber. Stop it, Amber. STOP IT AMBER YOU'RE TAKING THINGS TOO FARRR
- amber. says (7:31 PM):
jee jee needs a mental hospital.
YOU'D BE LIEK THE PERFECT PERSON TO OWN A MENTAL HOSPITAL SERIOUSLY.
John says (7:32 PM):
HAHAHA. OMG. *checks off box 'career options'*
- amber. says (7:32 PM):
LMFAO
John says (7:32 PM):
Honestly. What would make someone actually think, "I'm considering opening up a mental hospital"
- amber. says (7:33 PM):
dude. its YOU.
John says (7:33 PM):
no no, I mean sane people.
- amber. says (7:33 PM):
hahaha
ummm.
- amber. says (7:34 PM):
next time you come by a sane person ask.
John says (7:34 PM):
okay uhh.... hmm.. where's kirsty when you need her. I guess the genetics stopped there
- amber. says (7:34 PM):
kirsts not sane bro.
- amber. says (7:35 PM):
xDD LUCY CALLED ME INSANE TODAY.
John says (7:35 PM):
stop talking gangsta you equal-opportunity slut.
- amber. says (7:35 PM):
i was like.
shhh. dont tellthe customers yet. you'll scare them off !
John says (7:35 PM):
Hah, LUCY of all people!? I'm liking her more and more
- amber. says (7:35 PM):
brobrobrobro.
homie gggg.
John says (7:35 PM):
jee-jee ggg brahh.
- amber. says (7:35 PM):
xDD
thats right !!
homie jee jee g brahhhh.
John says (7:35 PM):
LULZ.
John says (7:36 PM):
so ah. why is there now a sun in your name as opposed to the amber-related coffee cup we've all come to welcome as our own?
- amber. says (7:36 PM):
im shorties sunshine.
yuhhh.
John says (7:36 PM):
haha... THE EARTH SAYS HELLOOOO
- amber. says (7:37 PM):
xD LOL.
John says (7:37 PM):
I wrote the lyrics to that on my health outcome today. I couldn't stop laughing.
... you're right. I need to open a mental hospital
- amber. says (7:37 PM):
yes. im always right.
duhh.
John says (7:37 PM):
I feel like calling you amber dear.

- amber. says (7:38 PM):
dontyou dare.
John says (7:38 PM):
you know I hate you.
- amber. says (7:38 PM):
only old people call me dear.
or darling.
or whatever.
;D
ofcourseyou do.
John says (7:38 PM):
no I mean, I feel like telephoning you, amber dear.
- amber. says (7:39 PM):
oh xD
nah tv. =]
John says (7:39 PM):
betch.

Steamroller

amber. TEA? says:
STOP LISTENING TO KYLIE MINOGUE YOU GIRL.
William Shatner Syndrome says:
I AM A STEAMROLLER.
*rolls*
amber. TEA? says:
I DONT CARE. STREAMROLLERS DONT EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC.
William Shatner Syndrome says:
SAYS WHO YOU PREJUDICED GIRL.
amber. TEA? says:
SAYS ME. WHO KNOWS ALOT ABOUT THINGS LIKE STEAMROLLERS
William Shatner Syndrome says:
OH YEAH. WHAT'S A ROLLERSTEAM.,
amber. TEA? says:
ITS A ROLLER THAT STEAMS THINGS.
(H)
William Shatner Syndrome says:
damn.

amber lolly nicholsss.<3 :D

An inside look at Nicole and I being noobs

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:09 PM):
lets have a normal msn conversation

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:10 PM):
QWOWZ

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:10 PM):
hi
19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:10 PM):
hey

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:10 PM):
hru?

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:11 PM):
good thx

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:11 PM):
u?

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
k

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
brb

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
bak

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:11 PM):
k lol

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
wat up?

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:11 PM):
nm

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:11 PM):
u

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
nm

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
brb

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:11 PM):
back

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
lol k

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
wot u doin tomoz

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:12 PM):
nm

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:12 PM):
u?

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:12 PM):
brb

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:12 PM):
back

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
nm

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
k

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
o lol

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:12 PM):
lol

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
lol brb

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:12 PM):
back

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:13 PM):
k

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:13 PM):
g2g

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:13 PM):
bye

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
so...

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
kbai

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:13 PM):
LOL

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
: D

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:13 PM):
I'm not really going

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
Didn't think so lol

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:13 PM):
: D

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
I hate it when people go 'so...' expecting that will go somewhere

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:13 PM):
normal conversations are so boring!

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:13 PM):
I know

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:13 PM):
haha

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:13 PM):
you have to think of something

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:13 PM):
like fish

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:14 PM):
or a fishwasher

[[Nî¢ø£è]] True strength comes from within. says (3:14 PM):
LOL

[[Nî¢ø£è]] says (3:14 PM):
fishwasher

19202101007 .... Vile Villiers (Bananas) Vanquished says (3:14 PM):
LOL FISHWASHER

Julie and I could write a novel! #4

ulie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:29 AM):
my breath smell sminty fresh
and my teef are happah
javanana says (11:29 AM):
"we are julie's teeth. now that we are hygenic, we attack the tongue at dawn"

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:30 AM):
"11 o' hundred this is the tongue, our taste buds are up to date the teeth will suffer from sweet and bitter rushes causeing decaye'"
javanana says (11:31 AM):
"my teammates have died a minty death, they forgot not to brathe in as julie the overlod made us hygenically sound - I fear our troop will die out soon."

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:32 AM):
"Its the taste buds here it seems julie has eating hot food consisting of chilly I wait for papa to come home.. i fear he never will - taste bud jr "
javanana says (11:32 AM):
"my sons and I gather amongst the cold fire waiting for the tastebuds to fill their 'bitter' quota. then we will ambush the mouth nazis."

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:34 AM):
"oh no"
"it cant be"
"Hello, we are the tonsils, we will break down and give you unpleasant feeling and lots of salivia, the mouf is ourz!"

javanana says (11:34 AM):
LOLLLLLLL
"Hello, I am a dentist. gap gap. tonsils be gone!"

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:35 AM):
"Hello i r salviea we r in ur mouf oiln ur gumz
javanana says (11:35 AM):
"Howdy pardner, I am teh gums! I bleed at the sight of pointed prrrringless!"
julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:36 AM):
HAHAHA
i hate t hat, really i do.






i do love julie
and her tooth ways.
:D

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE.. A THIRD DAMN TIME

These always seem to happen when we have a conversation that goes for over half an hour.

John when I get married, my childs will be named Chauncey and Charleton says (11:06 PM):
i'm julie
"i'm bored."
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:06 PM):
i'm john
"i am intellectual and like to play backgammon"
HAHAHAHAA
WHO WON
JULIE DID.

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:09 PM):
"i bent my back hovering over the computer screen lusting for all them nice backgammon photos oh boy, if i were as young as i once was that backgammon championship would be mine no doubt!" - sample taken from John, the exclusive life of me

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:10 PM):
"I felt his luscious love wand insert to me. I knew in 9 months I would bring forth the life of a newborn baby. The only reason I have babies is so I can eat them and their fresh, vulture blood" - sample taken from Julie without her estrogen pills, but still thinks she has a vagina without them

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:11 PM):
HAHAHA
im going to put that on my myspace
John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:11 PM):
oh it's you all over

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:12 PM):
"Backgammon the word echoed in my mind, and my heart i lusted for it day and night they shall never know never know my love for it, for you backgammon my love is forbidden and i couldnt spare the thought of a life without you." Taken from "Six months in Johns head"

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:14 PM):
"My heart pounds for lust and love-- two emotions a roboticon like me never experiences. Some people say it means I don't fully live. I have been taking my Saturday nights, and swishing them into a toilet bowl of despair at dive bars and try my new ravashing pick-up lines: "Hello, would you like to suck face?"" - An exerpt from 'Julie on Julie - The many faces of me'

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:18 PM):
are we doing more or can I post my blog.
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:18 PM):
"I looked out the window, wondering 'would she come back to me?' The answer was no my precious love my life my everything backgammon left me in a hurry I realised it was my own fault and shouldve acknowledged that she wasnt into animal sex, and was trying to hurry the relationship but inside ill never forget you old backgammy." - Directors cut from Are you there backgammon? its me John.

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:21 PM):
"I pondered why a fish would ever want to do such a morbid thing. Fish don't drown like that, they just don't! That damn thing was my only true friend in this shallow world! If only the water was as shallow in Gumpy's bowl... my family say I'm insane. My co-workers say that the fish was my only friend. Damn right it was. How else will we ever know if humans and fish can be charged together in a catastrophe of DNA intertwining? We will NEVER know! The pet store doesn't open again until Monday! I doubt I'll last that long." Taken from Julie's back. They carved stories into her in prison.


OMG JULIE GROW UP.
You too, John
<3

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE.. AGAIN

JULIE. says (8:49 AM):
LMFAO
NO HES NOT
OMG
LMFAO
FJMISODEK;JLDF LOL

JULIE. says (8:50 AM):
WHAQTS HIS NAME
no mcjikkles over there
OFCOURSE YOURS
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:50 AM):
NEAL YOU RELIC.

JULIE. says (7:54 AM):
AND I SEE YOU LIKE EVERYMONTH
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHERES THAT LOGIC
we are breast buddys.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:55 AM):
I dont know Joolie. I JUST. DONT. KNOW.

JULIE. says (7:55 AM):
I SHOULD BUY SOME MILK
And put it in my shirt [obviously]

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:55 AM):
posers hanging around the back of a 7-11
HEY MANN GOT MILK

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:56 AM):
got reefer duuude

JULIE. says (7:57 AM):
punk; omgzz vegn plz!!!
me; GOT SOY MILK
YEAH
OOOO BURN!!!!

JULIE. says (7:58 AM):
please.
ill do out rageously laughable things.
oh the fun john, oh the fun!

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:54 AM):
OMG j00 CHOWDAH HEAD

JULIE. says (8:05 AM):
i am ju-lac
lord of all things to do with bandaids
YOU WILL BOW TO ME YOU MERE MORTAL

JULIE. says (8:08 AM):
excited...
john.....
ERECT NIPPLES
THIS CALLS FOR A SEXY PARTY.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:31 AM):
I'M NOT SHYLB AGBNSG BITING HEADS

JULIE. says (8:34 AM):
omg such fun
lets by ba-loonz.
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:34 AM):
BAH-WOONZ
JULIE. says (8:34 AM):
PANTALOONZ
XD
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:34 AM):
hot.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:45 AM):
LOL
there'll be lots of bogans at hastings

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:49 AM):
and zoe's dad is...
GILBERTO

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:50 AM):
LOL
without the O
JULIE. says (8:50 AM):
LMFAO
I WANN CALL HIM GILBERTO
LMFAO

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (9:01 AM):
WHOA WHOA
IF YOU'RE ALONE AND YOU NEED A FRIEND
SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU HEPATITIS!


OH THE MEMORIES

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE

jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
and he has a point. Of course, sitting on the computer all day and going to Frankston with FEMALES, mostly, sometimes is so much more homoerotic than playing grabass and spanking your jock buddies and changing together after a "game", and then winding down with a nice, steamy, group shower.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
ill squirt there crotches.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Thsi Bindi thing is so damn boring. Singing, then cooking, then singing, then cooking.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
I bet they all masturbate.
jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Dirty wenches.



jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
homoerotic. great word.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
OH yes John, I had a horrible case of crabs.

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
But I used some medicines i Bought and it cleared right up, oh jolly well it did.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Let's talk about cocaine in an elevator when other people are there. We'll talk so loud they have to eavesdop


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
going PITTA SLAP PITTA SLAP

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
YOU AINT MA MOMMA
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
GIT NOW, GIT.





!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
why with my charm and your ravishing looks jhnny.
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
by god we'll rule the suburb.



LULZ I LOVE MA JULIE <3

The sun will come out tomorrow! (AKA. Annie)

I was gonna do this blog and the next one, or two, depends, probably one, as one blog, but I'm afraid the whole thing will bugger up and I'll have to do it all again like I did with my report one. So I'll just write about Annie here.

Monday, September 12.
The very first day of Annie training at the school that we were performing it at. Oh boy was that hellish. We didn't get to use the real change rooms, and my part was too damn quiet, I was really bad at it. The guys had to go out and change in the toilets of the EMC Gym.. WHERE THERE WERE PEOPLE. And EMC people suck, trust me. The all think they're top shit. It was actually rather depressing. For them, not me. I just laughed at them for being so stupid.

Tuesday, September 13.
The performance is the very next day and we are so obviously totally not ready. But meh. xD we still didn't get the change rooms this time either, and Zoe and I told Cara to come to the back stage door at recess, and she did. She got shooed off by little kids. Then she came back at lunch, and we spoke for like 3 minutes before little kids told on them and got Cara and her friends kicked out. I hate children.

Wednesday, September 14.
Well now it's the night of the very first performance, at EMC, and we went through it with flying colours. We somehow made some sort of a fluke and went through it much better than we had rehearsed it. For instance, Warren dropped a champagne glass by accident and yelled out, "THAT'S MY FINE CHINA!" Everybody laughed! Well I didn't. I wasn't there, I was backstage. But I kept hearing about it, soooo much!

Thursday, September 15.
The second night of performing, we all sucked that night. It didn't go as well as Wednesday, but apparently it sold like 80 tickets on THAT DAY because people thought it was really good the previous night. Hilarity box! At the end of the show, Sofi had decided that the year 8's decided to give all the people who worked on the production a little gift. I GOT TO GIVE SHAD CHOCOLATES. The crowning touch, believe me. Anyway, I got outside afterwards, and I went to bother people and say bye to them, and who should I run into but CARA JADE HERSELF. Yes, her and her mother got tickets at the door, on the night, and now Cara won't stop saying Oxydent. Blahajdhads! So I talked with Cara for a while, and I later was introduced to Cara's mum, who I called Mrs. Cara Jade, sea monkies all around.

And then I left, never to return until the very next term...

BECAUSE I WENT TO QUEENSLAND THE NEXT DAY! Read the enxt blog for more details, that's if it's been invented yet, which would depend on whether or not you're reading this while you're all asleep and I'm still up writing this at 5:30 in the morning. What am I even doing up at this hour? I JUST DON'T KNOW. I think it's starting to get a bit light. I hear birds chirping and I thought I saw a bit of horizon outside. =D

Now for that thing I haven't done in a while, what my MSN names mean! The previous one for March 18, I remember was from a Simpsons episode, fairly new, with the guy who trained dugongs/manatees. Yeeeeeeah.

Mar 19 jerrrneee ~ They both died doing what they love... rafting.
JD is fed up with listening to the story Carla and Ron are talking about. Carla comes to the conclusion that they both died. JD says, "Oh, thank GOD!" in relief that the story is over. Then he needs to cover for it.
Mar 20 jerrrneee ~ Cleanliness is next to not dying ness.
Was this off Spongebob? Or was it some other quote off Spongebob that went along the same lines as that?
Mar 21 jerrrneee ~ Great cow of Moscow!
I think it was one of the random exclamations that Hermes would blurt out every so often on Futurama.
Mar 22 jerrrneee ~ This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep.
Lois on Family Guy: Do you want this man to be looking after your children? This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep. Vote for me!
Mar 23 jerrrneee ~ The in-your-face interface.
Just one of the many components of Bender.
Mar 24 jerrrneee ~ I am Bender. Please insert girder.
From the same episode as above, Bender's free will and brain disk is removed and that is all he can say.
Mar 25 jerrrneee ~ They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!
Again, the same episode, something Leela randomly sang.
Mar 26 jerrrneee ~ Warb of the worlds.
On one of the Simpsons halloween episodes, this was what one of those modified credit names said.
Mar 28 jerrrneee ~ Coming soon to an illegal DVD.
A tagline at the beginning of a Futurama episode.
Mar 29 jerrrneee ~ Ruby Joe was having a little female trouble of his own.
Bah, I don't remember, but it was really good! NYEEEE!
Mar 30 jerrrneee ~ Sweets for the sweet!
The gay waiter at the Sacred Heart Hospital that they would act gay infront of to get free food. One time he gave JD cake, while declaring, "Sweets for the sweet!"
Mar 31 jerrrneee ~ That's not crime! That's a box with CRIME written on it!
IT'S BURNT FACE MAN!!
Apr 1 jerrrneee ~ Teenage kids washing cars for money; is there anything more arousing?
Something mister Tom Tucker said as a finishing round-up for a filler story on the news.
Apr 2 jerrrneee ~ Nice and hollow, mister roboto.
How Homer says he likes the waffles his robot prepares.

Now then, it's best for me to be off! It's almost 6am, and I'm yet to sleep. I'll go to sleep when everybody is awake. Bwahahah!!

I'll write another blog when man walks on the sun.

Word Count: 1,035

Strap yourselves in.

Okay, listen to my song on my space!! It's terrific. To The Woman by Tammany Hall NYC. Try to listen to the lyrics, a lot of it is just gibberish and unadible. So I'll dig up some lyrics and post it (mostly for my benefit, coz I don't honestly know the lyrics either):

i was lonely and i was tired and i was drifting away.
i was half lit and just about losing it .
i was lost and looking till i heard you say,
"thanks for coming" and "glad to meet you" and
"have a good time" and "the drinks are that way."
then my heart grew and i knew just what to do and my words were with me.
they flowed that day.

hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say

all the sadness and all the misery and all the darkness seemed to leave.
and all that's charming and that's funny and all my faith was restored to me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

lonely then you saved me.
i was lonely then you saved me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

tharr, off the tammany hall website itself.

Yesterday, Jake, Josh and I went to go see X-Men 3, which by the way IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN. IT WAS GREAT. Yeha anyway, we went to Karingal, and after the movie I got chips at Chicken Plus (mm so damn fine) and Jake and Josh got something from Jade Garden or sommet...

Wow, I can't believe how many people I ran into at Karingal. I'm gonna try to list them off.

-That blonde curly-haired bastard in year 10
-His friend (they were both in the movie too)
-Daniel from drama (I have an inkling he was, too in the movie I was)
-Chris N in year 9...
-That curl-haird brunette guy.. I think his name is James?
-That blonde chick in year 11 (I think) saw me when I went to Hungry Jacks.. coz she was working the headset with angry people waiting outside
-Zak, Zach, Zac, however you spell his name, from youth.. I was loitering outside Hungry Jack's and he rocked up on his bike coz he works there, arhahrhar.

I branged my pimp hat to school on Thursday... BIIIIIIG MISTAKE. I hate you all (who go to my school). Everybody in year 8 wanted a piece of the hat, so there was stealing, pleading, begging, BEING A BITCH, (espiecially you, teenies) and so at the end of the day my hat was folded and scrunched, there was yogurt or something white (don't Kirk) on the side.. I PAID FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT and it's not mint anymore. For ONCE can I have something without it being shitted by you fat bastards? Especially you Elise, you kept running away from me when I chased after you attempting to punch you in the face and stealing my hat back. No, you weren't cute, giggling and shit, YOU'RE A BITCH. I hate you all.

Feb 1 - Jhnny - The trickster becomes the trickstered.
Wow, you gotta love Weebl and Bob.
Feb 4 - Jhnny - If I wasn't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye! (8)
Maybe the greatest line off Futurama.
Feb 5 - Jhnny - Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a shallow empty-handed JERK?! (8)
This was in the same song off Futurama.
Feb 6 - Jhnny - Now cut my beard.
I don't honestly remember... probably some crap. Actually, it was off a caarton, I just don't know what...
Feb 7 - Jhnny - I like your sleeves.
Napoleon Dynamite!!!
Feb 8 - Jhnny - Teh Floating Hobos!
There were hobos with jetpacks on their backs on Futurama :D
Feb 10 - Jhnny - Lol?
Oh, something old from years ago that made Sarah laugh.
Feb 11 - Jhnny - Microsoft Joke©
Mr. Bender's humor by: MICROSOFT JOKE©.
Feb 12 - Jhnny - Right. Let's go get drunk before pilates.
A great quote off Scrubs said by some posh bitches.
Feb 13 - Jhnny - ...then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
Another great Scrubs quote said by JD.
Feb 14 - Jhnny - If you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Kitty off That 70s Show after Eric holds out to tell on Laurie for having a fling with her teacher: Now you know I love you and your sister equally, but if you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Feb 15 = Jhnny = You gotta think evil man! Where would we be without the A-Bomb?
Another great quote from Hyde off That 70s show (same episode as above) as he's trying to convince Eric to dob Laurie in.
Feb 16 = Jhnny = Whoa, purple banana?
I was playing DK64 :)
Feb 17 = Jhnny = I don't know who it is, but it probly is fhqwhgads! = Happy birthday Elise!
Eye <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 18 = Jhnny = Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.
HAHHAHAHA this is like, the most classic quote everest. It's off Family guy. *man puts diamong ring of woman's finger. They kiss and the woman starts to get lower on his body. Chyron: Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.*
Feb 19 = Jhnny = Cheese is my life! (8)
Haha, on Whose Line Colin had to make a song about how cheese is his life.
Feb 20 = Jhnny = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmes!
Off the Simpsons, when Grampa is speeding down an aisle in a store screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO, then sees gnomes infront of him, and tacks on a 'mes' at the end.
Feb 21 = Jhnny = ABSOLUTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Kelso off Scrubs: Why don't we just make this the same as my sex policy with my wife. ABSOULTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Feb 23 = Jhnny = Are you here for the feeding?
Oh that's great, it's off Road Trip when Tom Green is about to eat that mouse..
Feb 24 = Jhnny = If you were asian, you'd be home by now.
OMG I laughed for so damn long when Jake randomly blurted this out in Art, even though it means absolutely nothing.

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Hah, I forgot to put in a subject.

Hah, ever since I got my newwie email address, I've been keeping track of the MSN names I put up. I'm gonna post some and the origin of them, for my own rememberance...

Jan 24 Jhnny - jhnnyblah@gmail.com
Obviously, this was to show that it was MEE
Jan 25 European Australian Italian Jumping Running Ghose Canary Snake
Me and somebody, I forgot who, were making up weird names or something.
Jan 27 Jhnny // It's a bit hard to moon, when ya have no ass. ;)
Quoted off That 70s Show
Jan 28 Jhnny // It's still three naked women, with a dog.
Same goes.
Jan 29 Jhnny // Shave off your eyebrows and glue them back on to look permanently surpirsed.
An idea they had on Malcolm in the Middle...
Jan 30 - Jhnny - You just watched it; you can't unwatch it!
The greatest quote off Futurama.
Jan 31 - Jhnny - Bent out on hedonism!
I discovered the word hedonism from Futurama XD

Well, now I'm bored. I really wanna get Family Guy season 4 pre-ordered for that extra-spesh box for them all to neatly fit in :P Like a meadow in the springtime.

Everytime I blog, my mind draws a total blank. I can't think of what to write! NYEEAHH!

Where's Mr. Cookiepants?!

OMG YAAAAY gahahha Clare is sleepin over on Saturday, we gotta have a Scrubs marathon-ness, and hopefully play her PS2 if she brings it. then in the morning I might be dragging her along to Le Maddz Baptism. It's gonna be so great, and Maddz will punish me if I can't get there.

Sara and Kathryn said I laugh like a girl today which I do ! (The end of this story.)

I keep a notepad file on all my MSN names since the start of the year. I change it every day I'm online, so why not? I have to put it up some day.

By the way, if you're wondering what my flash box thing is (or was, I might've changed it when you read this) it's Magical Trevor. Watch it here in a much bigger form: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/

Bye now.