The Rest of Queensland AND The Formal!

Wednesday, September 20.
Wow, that was quite some time ago. I really need to pee so I'll try to make this short. Which day was this? AH YES. The day Sarah and I went to the beach. We went into Surfers Paradise first, and got a beachmat thingy made or that annoying stuff.. yeah that's the..D We aslo got a big umbrella. Unfortunately at the beach, it was so fxcking windy we spent like an hour putting the stuff up and trying to get it to stay, I was so post officed.
So Sarah went back to the hotel for like, 10 minutes, and came back with a boogieboard. So we went boogieboarding in the waves. I've never done that before, it's rather delicious. Mmm. :)
OH AND THOSE FREEKIN INDIAN PEOPLE FINALLY LEFT =D spa hogging bastards.

Thursday, September 21.
Right, mum couldn't be bothered, so Sarah and I went to Wet'n'Wild world.
(Well actually before that we went to Movie World and just walked around coz there was nothing to do.) I didn't particularly want to, what with my insane fear of drowning and the fact that I suck at swimming. :D But hell. We went into the wave pool and such, and there's this thing called Calypso Beach which is pretty spankable. It's a circular river that goes around this little island.. you go on it on inflatable tubes, it's great. Also, there's this thing called Buccaneer Bay for the kids. There's a big pirate head up the top that is having water poured into it, and when it gets too big, the bell rings, and everybody gets dunked in the water. So of course, Sarah and I stayed back and watched the kids drown.
There's another ride atop a biiig hill, I forget what it's called, but it's basically a water slide.. well actually there's 4 of them. There were some scaaary people in the lines there. Like some old man who looked pregnant with a small, mail-ordered bride from Asia. =D
Anyway, Sarah and I went down that thing heeeaps coz it's mighty fun. The first time I went down it, I'm so damn light, I wasn't going fast enough. The kid behind me (who is supposed to be gapped apart about 30 seconds) actually overtook me. It was embarrassment. And another time, and this was actually quite scary: I went down, then Sarah did. SHE WAS COMING UP BEHIND ME AWFUL FAST. I had to keep pushing myself to go must faster otherwise she would crash into me. Brr.

Friday, September 22.
I'm pretty sure we left on the Friday.. yes, jolly good, yes. We checked out in the morning and went over to the bus stop and waited for AAAGGGESSSS for the airport bus to come around. It finally did, and we got to the airport. The flight left at about 2:30, I believe, and we got back around 5, 5:30. During the flight I was sitting next to some indian guy. I was afraid he had a bomb.
SHUT UP. XD.
Anyway. We got back and outta the airport blahh blah and we were waiting in the drop-off bay, and by now it was dark. Father finally came around and we went home..
THEN I FOUND MY PINSTRIPE BLACK PANTS THAT I PLANNED ON TAKING TO QUEENSLAND. They were in my drawer the whole time.

Friday, December 1.
HAHA that's right. Let's skip forward two months to the YEAR TWELVE FORMAL. That was mighty fun. Sarah brought Ben as her date to this place in Cranbourne.. (they went in a limo) and she brought me, mother, father, Julia, Erin and Kyla. Everybody was tlaking and taking photos outside, then after a while we went into the dining area thing where the formal takes place :) the six of us, (minus sarah and ben) sat at a table, shared by these four, horny, drunken people. Every now and then they went outside with their partner and came back in separately (not much a time difference though, it was still obvious) buttoning their shirts and whatnot.
So eventually, Mason, Stef and Caz were up there introducing everyone to the formal etc, as Shad was taking pictures. Then the waitresses came around dropping random plates of food onto people. I got chicken and crap. I ate some of it. Hoozahs?!
Then came awards for teachers. Again, Mase, Stef and Caz were up there, I think they were the 'most likely' awards to teachers, they were hilaritus.
I think next there was dancing? There was a DJ of course, so everybody was dancing to the techno, and eventually there was the macarena, went for AGES. So me, Erin and Kyla joined in on zee action, and so did Mrs Field and her new, massive, unstable, black boyfriend.
Sorry bout that folks. ;D
Haaa, anyway
then they did dessert. Mousse, mm. Infact, this next thing probably happened before the dessert:
Students awards! Each student got a 'most likely' award and they were alllll different. Coz Sarah took a lot of days off school this year, hers was 'Most likely to take a sickie on the night of the formal'
Mason's was "Most likely to be married to AB this time next year" AHHAHAHA. Here's some others I can recall:
"Most likely to throw this award out"
"Most likely to do the best moves on the dance floor"
"Most likely to cater for Mexicans"
I DONT THINK THE LAST ONE IS RIGHT. But I like it, ton sarn.
Anyway, at around 10.30 dad, went home, then the DJ started up again. Me and Erin joined in the dancing for aaaages. They went at about 11:40, and we left at midnight.
JOLLY GOOD.

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Queensland, Day One.

Friday, September 15.
Okay, it's the alst day of school, but I didnt go. I got on a plane to Queensland instead. The plane left at around the middle of the day and got there at 2:20. I sat at the airport outside at Coolangatta and called Maddz. A shuttle came like 20 minutes later. =D So we took the shuttle to Enderly Gardens, on the way noticing that there are too many resorts, buses and Asians, and settled in.

This place is great. It has a pool and a spa! Oh, and a sauna! Ooooooh. Actually it's got a table tennis, tennis court, a playground and a few barbeques to. It's just that we didn't use those. =D

So on the Friday night, Mother, Sarah and I went into the main shopping centre downtoen of Surfers Paradise, called Surfers. Or Surfers Centro, blah blah. On Friday nights down by the beach, there's a market, where people set up stalls and things. It was quite boring, though Mother found it FASCINATING! We walked around a lot after that, and bought a few things. Later we went home and went to bed. Late.

The thing about the Gold Coast is, if you're either old, fat, or Asian, you're going to reproduce. And boy do they. They were everywhere.

The sun will come out tomorrow! (AKA. Annie)

I was gonna do this blog and the next one, or two, depends, probably one, as one blog, but I'm afraid the whole thing will bugger up and I'll have to do it all again like I did with my report one. So I'll just write about Annie here.

Monday, September 12.
The very first day of Annie training at the school that we were performing it at. Oh boy was that hellish. We didn't get to use the real change rooms, and my part was too damn quiet, I was really bad at it. The guys had to go out and change in the toilets of the EMC Gym.. WHERE THERE WERE PEOPLE. And EMC people suck, trust me. The all think they're top shit. It was actually rather depressing. For them, not me. I just laughed at them for being so stupid.

Tuesday, September 13.
The performance is the very next day and we are so obviously totally not ready. But meh. xD we still didn't get the change rooms this time either, and Zoe and I told Cara to come to the back stage door at recess, and she did. She got shooed off by little kids. Then she came back at lunch, and we spoke for like 3 minutes before little kids told on them and got Cara and her friends kicked out. I hate children.

Wednesday, September 14.
Well now it's the night of the very first performance, at EMC, and we went through it with flying colours. We somehow made some sort of a fluke and went through it much better than we had rehearsed it. For instance, Warren dropped a champagne glass by accident and yelled out, "THAT'S MY FINE CHINA!" Everybody laughed! Well I didn't. I wasn't there, I was backstage. But I kept hearing about it, soooo much!

Thursday, September 15.
The second night of performing, we all sucked that night. It didn't go as well as Wednesday, but apparently it sold like 80 tickets on THAT DAY because people thought it was really good the previous night. Hilarity box! At the end of the show, Sofi had decided that the year 8's decided to give all the people who worked on the production a little gift. I GOT TO GIVE SHAD CHOCOLATES. The crowning touch, believe me. Anyway, I got outside afterwards, and I went to bother people and say bye to them, and who should I run into but CARA JADE HERSELF. Yes, her and her mother got tickets at the door, on the night, and now Cara won't stop saying Oxydent. Blahajdhads! So I talked with Cara for a while, and I later was introduced to Cara's mum, who I called Mrs. Cara Jade, sea monkies all around.

And then I left, never to return until the very next term...

BECAUSE I WENT TO QUEENSLAND THE NEXT DAY! Read the enxt blog for more details, that's if it's been invented yet, which would depend on whether or not you're reading this while you're all asleep and I'm still up writing this at 5:30 in the morning. What am I even doing up at this hour? I JUST DON'T KNOW. I think it's starting to get a bit light. I hear birds chirping and I thought I saw a bit of horizon outside. =D

Now for that thing I haven't done in a while, what my MSN names mean! The previous one for March 18, I remember was from a Simpsons episode, fairly new, with the guy who trained dugongs/manatees. Yeeeeeeah.

Mar 19 jerrrneee ~ They both died doing what they love... rafting.
JD is fed up with listening to the story Carla and Ron are talking about. Carla comes to the conclusion that they both died. JD says, "Oh, thank GOD!" in relief that the story is over. Then he needs to cover for it.
Mar 20 jerrrneee ~ Cleanliness is next to not dying ness.
Was this off Spongebob? Or was it some other quote off Spongebob that went along the same lines as that?
Mar 21 jerrrneee ~ Great cow of Moscow!
I think it was one of the random exclamations that Hermes would blurt out every so often on Futurama.
Mar 22 jerrrneee ~ This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep.
Lois on Family Guy: Do you want this man to be looking after your children? This is a man that believes the plural of goose is sheep. Vote for me!
Mar 23 jerrrneee ~ The in-your-face interface.
Just one of the many components of Bender.
Mar 24 jerrrneee ~ I am Bender. Please insert girder.
From the same episode as above, Bender's free will and brain disk is removed and that is all he can say.
Mar 25 jerrrneee ~ They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye!
Again, the same episode, something Leela randomly sang.
Mar 26 jerrrneee ~ Warb of the worlds.
On one of the Simpsons halloween episodes, this was what one of those modified credit names said.
Mar 28 jerrrneee ~ Coming soon to an illegal DVD.
A tagline at the beginning of a Futurama episode.
Mar 29 jerrrneee ~ Ruby Joe was having a little female trouble of his own.
Bah, I don't remember, but it was really good! NYEEEE!
Mar 30 jerrrneee ~ Sweets for the sweet!
The gay waiter at the Sacred Heart Hospital that they would act gay infront of to get free food. One time he gave JD cake, while declaring, "Sweets for the sweet!"
Mar 31 jerrrneee ~ That's not crime! That's a box with CRIME written on it!
IT'S BURNT FACE MAN!!
Apr 1 jerrrneee ~ Teenage kids washing cars for money; is there anything more arousing?
Something mister Tom Tucker said as a finishing round-up for a filler story on the news.
Apr 2 jerrrneee ~ Nice and hollow, mister roboto.
How Homer says he likes the waffles his robot prepares.

Now then, it's best for me to be off! It's almost 6am, and I'm yet to sleep. I'll go to sleep when everybody is awake. Bwahahah!!

I'll write another blog when man walks on the sun.

Word Count: 1,035

Happy 14th birthday Juzz!

Hooray! Birthday for Juzzle, I'll have to send you somthin... teehee woooo i'll buy something today and send it delayed :D

It's like 8:08AM right now and I've been up since 7:30, grr, it's a saturday. At drama today, Clare is comin to watch coz her and Holly went to primary school together... hmm-bop. Then after drama, me, Holly, Maggie and possibly Melissa will be goin to the movies, then we're comin back to my place so we can walk around and get some food and stuff yayayyaay

Btw Mason and Josh, for vice-capn's, you guys rock. :)

Mah dad is currently on a plane, flying to Papua New Guinea. Our churchness is doing some thing there and dad has to video-tape eet :( Hahahaha, gone for two weeks.

My friend once bought a used car from the paper, and ten years later.... BAM! Herpes.

Cya.

Emm jun himn.

I've been saying that so much sicne yesterday... har diddy har. I'm off school today because mah throat hurties :( Boohoo for me.

Holy crap, in under 3 days I got that FINAL ANNOUCEMENT thing about MSN disabling your account unless you send it to however many people within a day NINE TIMES. It's fake, morons! How stupid can ya get? Some fag sitting with his internet porn and supposed diet pepsi writing a death letter for your email account isn't serious.

It's not easy, it's not easy tonight

I'm going to start talking about interesting chats I've had with people over the last few days, beginning wiiiiiiiith.....

My sister and I were talking last night about America, and how Geroge Bush is stupid. XD. Any war or slight coinflict with any country (for instance, if Canada threw a frisbee over the border) America seems to immeadiately send out troops. Where the hell do they get troops from? At least once a week on the news it says "American sends more troops to the bar to get wasted... oh I'm sorry, I meant Iraq." America just has to show off about that, and soon every newborn will be shooting random people in another country 10 minutes after their birth. I'm surprised America hasn't sent the cast of Friends so they can stand in the middle of crossfire and keep chanting 'World Peace'. Step aside America, you're not wanted here. In the words of Sarah: "The answer to world peace: Nuke America."

You were wrong, you were right

I bet most of these will be with me and Sarah, as yesterday we also talked about the school Carnival coming up. This is the third one in a row, and the 3rd one I've been to (if I go this year.) Our class is making squishy heads, those little balloons with flour in them tied up. Which I can't make properly. Ugggggggh a few weeks ago Mr. Dewar signed me up for like 12:30, though I said no. Here's the conversation:
Dewar: Do you wanna be rostered on?
Me: No, I'd rather not.
Dewar: Come on, it'll be fun!
Me: No, no, no, no, no.
Dewar: OK I'll put you on for 12:30, K?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arrrrrrrrgh then I remembered I have drama at 12:30 and can't get there, he asked when I would arrive I said bout 1:30, so he wrote down I would be at the carnival 1:30 onwards. So apparently I'm on at 1:30 now, and he didn't even tell me.

The Carnival is not compulsory, yet teachers are bein all shitty about the students going. It seems like they'll spank students that don't show up, coz like Sarah said, if the students didn't go, there'd be like almost nobody there. You want money? Let us pay you. Idiots.

They've even gotten rid of all the good rides and replaced them with a 3 year old party pack. There's a damn mechanical bull. Some people lost their virginity to those things.

And you are gone, tonight

Josh and his family went to Broome on the holidays and the first week back to school. Their rental 4 wheel drive car got in a head on smash with another car, so Josh brought photos and won't stop showing them off. "I'M IN A CAR CRASH, WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME?" Uggggggggghhhh....

Shotgun fire, anybody home?

In drama at school yesterday... so funny... me and Clare have this awesome handshake from Scrubs that pisses everyone off. XD. We didn't stop doing it, so Josh and Matt faked us and were being stupid... it was so funny....
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I will choke them.

Speaking of Matt, HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY MATT!!!! XD

Lalala!

Cray-zee

Have fun at New Zealand Steph, you lucky little bugger? Grar, I wanna go to NZ.

I hate it. As soon as you finally get into the spirit of it being the holidays, it destroys it with SCHOOL AGAIN. Stefo has given us a book to read, quite possibly the most boring thing on the planet, I Am David, a book about some stingy little jackass who lives in a POW camp or something and tries to break free, and blah I've read about a hundred pages and there's 2 other people in the class who haven't made it half way eather. (Btw, I'm up to chapter two. Yeah, there's only 8 chapters.) I don't get it, that's the 2nd book we've had to read this year not from that Watermelon Moon pile of crap. We ALL BOUGHT THE BOOK it has about 20 stories in it, so why not work off that instead, moron? GRR. Makes me so angry I might just hurt myself.

Oh plus Stevo has given us A SECOND THING to do, some Grammar Survival Guide crap, in which we write about parts of grammar. Okay, we've all heard it before, nobody's gonna use it anyway, so just drop it. My least favourite subject, English, has 2 things to do in a 2 week (supposed relaxing) break, and we don't have anything else. Just makes me feel like the gum on the bottom of my table, that's probably been there for a few years, that I am forced to look at as I sit under the table every lesson. Luckily teahcers don't notice I'm missing (I usually sit up the back XD)

Let's try to move to good things. Yetserday me and Ben went to the movies and saw Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. It was pretty cool, except if you've seen it, at the end when the other kids walk out, you see Augustus covered in chocolate, Violet is blue, Mike is stretched out really tall, yet the worst one of all, Veruca, only got covered in garbage. Grr, she should've died.

Anyway, besides that the movie was weird, especially the Oompa Loompas. I mean, did you see in the credits? It said 'Oompa Loompa played by:' and it had one name ><". Crazy. The songs were actually pretty weird, yet still better than the old movie. Haha in the car on the way there and the way back, me and Ben (Mostly Ben) were poiting/staring at other drivers. Most of them P platers. One guy driving behind us we were poiting at, so he overtook us and went into the lane next to us, drove past laughing, then did the good ol' one finger salute. Haha, it was fun. Yaaay it's my birthday on Sunday, and I really want Monday off school coz it'll be the day after my birthday we go back to school. Noooooo, I don't wanna be in anxiety the entire holidays, then when it finally explodes on mah birthday, I SHOULD be able to relax and enjoy. No, instead I come back to a double Geography lesson, followed by excruciating mental pain with Lancaster, then I don't freakin care what's next, but I have Engligh some time that day. And the day after. And in the next two days. Then a double on Friday WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE. SOMEBODY STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF AND TAKE SOME PEOPLE WITH ME. Oh speaking of English, there's no way in hell I'm doing those English things. Nuh-uh. Already got enough stuff to deal with right now, I'm not gonna do more of this. Bye, lucky people.

Went Rye-Bye-Rye << ?

Okay from Sunday till yesterday me and my family and Clare went to Rye :) twas coolness. Clare brought her PS2 with Eyetoy and stuff and uber cool. On Monday we went to the beach a bit and saw Madagascar, which sucked :) Storyline went nowhere, and the most serious thing was I WANNA EAT YOU BUT I CAN'T. There were a few funny bits tho. (I like to move it move it...)

On Tuesday we went Bowling... which I won out of me Clare and Sarah. Woopee. :) Then at the same place we went to mini-golf which Sarah won, and me and Clare tied. That place had an easy arcade, so me and Clare got lotsa tickets and bought a basketball hoop with a basketball, a basketball on a string wrapped around ya finger with velcro, clacker thingys which make loud noises and smells like gunpowder.. and also a slinky Ser-weeeet.

Attention bobdiedandikilledhim: That's great. Kissing emo guys?! Say wha.

Wednesday we headed home... (and Clare had to come to my house for a bit coz her mum was workin) and at home me and Clare walked to the shops over the road from me, and we bought 2 mugs each (only 50c, why not?) pretzels, pringles, thickshake thingy, and somehow clare talked me into buying a fish. (Only a buck. We gave it to Sarah anyhoo, she named it after her friend Oscar hahahah le daa ha da lee doo.)

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs9.html

How wange. Chekkit.

Song:

A glue stick

Some glitta paint

Words cut out from a magazine

BFF carved in a tree

That stands for BAOW FOM FROOSH!

A portajon

Came alive

Put on a play

With so-and-so

Unfortunatley

They didn't get

A very good review.

Whats her face

Ate staple sauce

A heaping bowl of staple sauce

And that crazy learner's permit girl

Gave me a ride

To Baggabes.

(What? They ain't got no turbografx games?)

Haha to check out the other TEE GEE ESS's go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

Ain't to teen girl.

Quite good, quite good.

G'bye, my spanish galleons!

P.S. Click on the o and the ! in TGS movies for somethin' speccy.

Youth = Werrd

Hah last night I got drawn on by heaps of people. I have a little muzzle and stuff i"ll put up the photos some time.

I'm staying at dad's this weekend. Whoopee. Mum's goin to Philip Island, and it's dad's bday tomozza so that's cooleroo.

Blah I have nothing to say.

YO. I'LL HAVE 2 SLICES OF PEPPERONI.

*roar*

There's a bear in my oatmeal!

Hah. This morning Juzzy said in July he would be plane-ing down to Melb to meet me and people oh my gawsh excited.

HIS PARENTALS CANCELLED.

Yet, his family is now driving down here, and Juzzy gets to live with me for 2 days. Nyeee lol so bloody excited.

Last night Erin and her family came down for dinnar at my place, we talked to Juzz for a bit too. And Erin stupidly tripped on a footpath and twisted her ankle. BUT ONLY BY DAY! Anyway, she brought her friend Sarah, who I have MSN'd to a few times. She's so random. (And so hawt. Hahahaha)

Ain't no hollaback chickadee, ain't no hollaback chickadee.

STEWIE FOR GOV'NOR!

Goodbye loyal fans. (Vote 'Yes' on prop. 304; bring Juzz to victoria. And vote 'Yes' on 507, making Johnny Prez. Hahahha)