An incredible eight-foot heap!

Sorry. Listening to Len.

It's been a while since I've posted a blog. I kind of planned on doing one in October, but couldn't be bothered. Now it's the FIRST of November. What are the odds?!

If you missed the epic LAN party, you are a shameful human being. Scott, Andrew and I organized a LAN party in my church's hall - an incredible two days of food gorging, prize winning, player-beating and fire starting. Oops! Did I say fire starting?
Anywho, for the whole of the two days, I set up my camera (yes, I got an uber 8.1mp camera for my birthday, which was the 2nd, and the lan was the 3rd-4th) to take a photo of the room every 30 seconds. Dare I say, mission accomplished; except when my camera died and needed charging. Here's a video link of what the time lapse ended up looking like:



It was my sixteenth birthday on October 2nd. :D I had such an incredibly hectic day. Let me see if I can remember everything I did...
Had to be in Southland at 9am for a 2nd interview for Dick Smith (not the Southland one, the new one in Frankston) and I brought Katherine with me, something she was not happy with, having to get up so early. :D Buahaha.
Then, I went for my Learner's test at about 1:30 that day. Totally passed by one question I believe. But for some reason, I needed a doctor's certificate because I'm on medication before I could get my actual licence; something I didn't get t do till the following Tuesday, when I then got my L's, but came back the day after because the girl didn't give me the log book. Goth, don't you just hate VicRoads?
Continuing on my birthday day, I donated blood that afternoon at about four. Dare I say, that was the funnest experience I'd had in a while. I highly reccommend it. I got a blood donor card back a few days ago, where I found out my blood type is A-Pos. Same as Casey! Woohoo!
Then that night I went out for dinner with the family, and then had to be in bed early so I could get up at 5 and go to the LAN party early the next day.

Phew. Speaking of things involving Andrew and Scott, they roped me into joining them on the recent Science astronomy assignment, where we filmed an 8-minute movie over 2 days about the sun (another occasion involving a time lapse that my camera did). Here's another YouTube link to my time lapse:



Quickly, last week I sang at church for the first time. Something Mason got me into doing after hearing me sing at the school's music night. :D it was exhilirating.

Ah. Sorry about the really long blog.
Adios!

Past, Present and Future Plans

Here's a quick update on my nothingness

Yesterday was an exciting day I suppose. I burned a CD for Mason and walked to Leawarra station to collect Zoe. We walked back to my place, wrote a letter for her and AB, and tried putting it in her car, but eventually ended up in AB's letterbox. I wonder if he's checked it...

kinda pointless as we saw them about 20 minutes later while we were waiting for the bus.

Also, I've been trying to get my hands on Lost Season 2, but it's so hard! You can only ever find 1 + 3! But not 2! It's awful. Also I'm going to try and convince my mudja to change our crappy Bigpond internet plan, cos I found out last night we're on 256k... eugh.

I decided about a week ago what my plans are for my 16th birthday, although it's not till October. :D
I'm gonna go get my L's in the morning. I've been doing the practise test online occasionally and it's pretty easy; most of it is common sense anyway (if you're feeling tired, the incorrect answer would be to wind your windows down and crank the radio up). Then that afternoon, I'll go use my newfound ID to donate blood! I was on the donateblood.com.au website last night and apparently you have to BOOK a donation?! Feh! I just wanted to rock up!

Lufwaffle.

Queensland, Dave Five AND My Birthday!

Tuesday, September 19.
Okay I'd like this to be quick. The Tuesday in Queensland was SEA WORLD DAY. There's a huuuuge monorail going around the place, which we rode on out of boredom, woohoo. There was a show on, some realllyyyy cheesy '60s surfer thing with teenagers in love and LOTS of water-skiing and water-activites. :]

We saw heaps of anermuhls, like the underground shark viewing thing, the seals whom have rocks, AND Melissa from year 11! We saw her but she didn't see us. No she's not an animal. Bahha :]

Sarah and I went on the log flume which was SHAPED LIKE A PIRATE XD and there was a huuuuge drop that I screamed at :] We too went on the Bermuda Triangle which took soooo long in the line and that crappy video about Americans. Then there was the boat ride into the volcano which SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Creepy aliens and very, very loud noises, flashing things, FIRE, backwardsness, betrayal and the guy talking on the "radio" which was just plain hilarity.

Anyway after looking at a lot of animals and this big ship that you could see dolphins from (and we also watched a dolphin training bit) we got on this chairlift from one side of the park which went allllll the way to the other side over the lakes and stuuf it was SO high up it was creepy.

ANYWAY I hate asians, they were walking so damn slow we missed the bus the hell out of there and we had to wait for another one -.-" ASIANS WERE EVERYWHERE.

The end.

Monday, October 2.
FOR THAT. Now my birthday was the first day of school, which was actually a staff work day so we didn't go, BAHAH. I tried planning my birthday party but things just got in the way that made me go: John confused? So I didn't end up having one.

I made a list :] Off it I got Scrubs season 4 (BOOYAH), Simpsons Season 8, and baha eee my dad got the wiggidy-wackiest birthday cards he made himself thanks to our old buddy the internet :] and a STEWIE LUNCHBOX HEHEHE it is so cute. Treehehehehehehe =DDD

Of course grandparents and uncle Bruce gave me money, woohoo! Happy birthday to me! :]

Word Count: 388.

Bake me a pie, Martha. (AKA woww. big day, mum's bday, jelly baby.)

Ghahahaa. It's mum's birthday today. 48. Oldie. In the morning, I had to get at school at 8:30 for SRC, to get ready for the dealy. Collecting money, coz it was FREE DRESS DAY XD of course, I didnt collect money, no, I went down to I Block dressed as a giant purple jelly baby.

8:30.
Me: *comes in to the office. only other person there is yr 12 caz.*
Mrs. Rietveld: oh, good... *looking grateful* sinc you're so brave, WEAR THIS.

(well, basically)

Lawl, well, I had a really heavy backpack that sprayed air into the silk suit, and a giant head twice or three times my own head on the top. It was crazy. I had to balance my head so I could see with my real chin.

ANyway, we went around to home groups getting money off people, and I dressed in it again at lunch and took photos with little bastard children poking me and stuff. I hate them allllll.

Cara asked me to go to Frankston today.. haha too bad, I went out for dinner instead at Fratelli's. It was alright =P Me, Mum, Saarah, Ben and Ross went. Swellination! Haha, like at a diagonaly table away, there was a booth, with a mum, dad, a really tiny kid and another kid (which I didnt see, the dad was in the way =P) anyway, the kid was staring at us, so we stared back. Sarah made a retarded happy face, and I pointed at him. After a while he got upset and we saw him go, "mummy..." so we were like, AHH SHIT LOOK DOWN. and the mum was apparently glaring at us, I didn't see. Haha, the kid was still scared so he swapped seats with his creppy brutish father so the kid ditn have to look at us.

The dad was fxcking staring at us for the rest of the night.

Straight after taht, at like 8, me, Ben and Sarah drove up to KRISPY KREME, BITCH. In like, Narre Warren. The drive thru was empy and there were lines of like 30 asians inside. "Okay, drive thru." Went in, out in like a minute. Now we have 2 boxes, all up 24 donuts, to scoff down. Still not done.

When the three of us got home, Ross and Mum werent there, and we didnt have keys. Luckily Sarah knew the way in:

BREAK IN!

The bathroom window aint locked so we took of the flywire and went in. Now I'm here writing this blog =P

Word Count: 430

Champagin?

Well, my hair colour is quickly fading. I hate it when products lie to me. That shouldn't be legal.

Our settlement on the current house ends on Wednesday, so in 5 days I won't be here. However, two days after that is the day we move in. It's quite sad really (not really). Me and Sarah are staying with dad and mum's going to her friend's place.

Maddz, if you're reading this, what happened to you? You haven't been on MSN in like a week, and I can;t txt you I have no credit. Are you in hospital? Appendix go bye bye? Grar! Don't die! Although I don't think appendicitis is fatal, and I don't actually know if you have it or not.

HAR welllll I was on the phone till like 12:30 this morning/last night and because of that 2 1/2 hour conversation, I am now going out with Eevee... again. (Emily)

Yay Coco's birthday is on Monday. Easter Monday. Good for her. heheh

Schman!

It's been a whielish, although I have nothing to say really anyway MWHAHWHHWHWA

But I'm in a pretty happy mood, I'm in the feeling for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong long long long long long spacey. HEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS.

Duuude, like wicked orsum, yesterday was such a lazy day, I took out the couch and folded it out, using it as a chair and I slid it under the table. CD rack/SNES mousepad for the mousepad (how ironic) and a stereo speaker as a table. All this while having a ripping jolly good time on the webcam with Cindy (Maddz :D). I couldn't feel Captain Poop (a sort of irrelevant nickname for my ass :P) for a good solid few hours. Today I'm kinda doing the same, cept I'm sitting up, and Captain Poop still is as numb as ever.

By the way, I decided to name Maddy Cindy from now on, thanks to a goodie song called 'Cindy' by many Hall NYC. Dayum, I lurve that song. The song talks about how some guy loves Cindy. I love Maddz, so she is now Cindy. :D (P.S. We're not going out mwahhahaha)

Also there's this uber cool song called 'Baby Love Child' from Pizzicato Five which I also got today. Overly excited, I be.

Speaking of overly excited, I'm meeting Cindy on Wednesday! Ripper good, fellows! I can't wait! We're going to Fountain Gate and gonna see a movie :P fun fun!

About 2 weeks back I signed up to get a keycard for savings for money and such. How awesome, I love it. Hooray :) Oh, my PIN number? Why, of course. You went to all that trouble of asking me. It is ****.

Shman, me and Sarah walked to the shops today. Got a mediumish size of the greatest ice cream ever. Bestest ice cream for everest.

Whack-A-Newbie! Oh ohh ohhh!

Collant... ohhh this ice cream is so sexy. I love it.

I've decided to take up the horoscopes business. Here's some horoscopes I discovered while looking at the sky tonight:

Capricorn: You will have an uncontrollable urge to take a piss in public.

Aquarius: Your partner will dump you for a hot biker dude, even if you're partner is a man.

Pisces: The fish in your sign picture will be hooked, gutted, cleaned, and served as a sign dish for a meal at a fancy restaurant.

Aries: Don't hit yourself with a mallet; it could hurt.

Taurus: Yo mama so fat she couldn't write a horoscope.

Gemini: In the movie theater you will drop some popcorn and yell out 'DAMMIT!' Then people will yell at you.

Cancer: You will develop cancer in the bosom if you're a woman, and in the testicles if you're a man.

Leo: You will realize the new shampoo you bought is making your hair look worse.

Virgo: If you enter the lottery, you might win.

Libra: Your loved ones will tell you that your butt looks big in that.

Saggitarius: You will fail your next task, school or otherwise; then bitch and moan about it till everyone older than you is dead.

By the way, I'm a Libra. I don't think my butt looks big in that. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTY JULIA =) The big 5 decades.... fah la la!

Shman, I really wanted to go to JB HiFi so I could buy some Futurama DVDs. I spent 6 dollars on the ice cream and only have 20 left. I hope I could spend some of the money on my card. Oh, by the way, my pin again is ****. Have fun with that.

Wod Count: 603.

Happy 14th birthday Juzz!

Hooray! Birthday for Juzzle, I'll have to send you somthin... teehee woooo i'll buy something today and send it delayed :D

It's like 8:08AM right now and I've been up since 7:30, grr, it's a saturday. At drama today, Clare is comin to watch coz her and Holly went to primary school together... hmm-bop. Then after drama, me, Holly, Maggie and possibly Melissa will be goin to the movies, then we're comin back to my place so we can walk around and get some food and stuff yayayyaay

Btw Mason and Josh, for vice-capn's, you guys rock. :)

Mah dad is currently on a plane, flying to Papua New Guinea. Our churchness is doing some thing there and dad has to video-tape eet :( Hahahaha, gone for two weeks.

My friend once bought a used car from the paper, and ten years later.... BAM! Herpes.

Cya.

Emm jun himn.

I've been saying that so much sicne yesterday... har diddy har. I'm off school today because mah throat hurties :( Boohoo for me.

Holy crap, in under 3 days I got that FINAL ANNOUCEMENT thing about MSN disabling your account unless you send it to however many people within a day NINE TIMES. It's fake, morons! How stupid can ya get? Some fag sitting with his internet porn and supposed diet pepsi writing a death letter for your email account isn't serious.

It's not easy, it's not easy tonight

I'm going to start talking about interesting chats I've had with people over the last few days, beginning wiiiiiiiith.....

My sister and I were talking last night about America, and how Geroge Bush is stupid. XD. Any war or slight coinflict with any country (for instance, if Canada threw a frisbee over the border) America seems to immeadiately send out troops. Where the hell do they get troops from? At least once a week on the news it says "American sends more troops to the bar to get wasted... oh I'm sorry, I meant Iraq." America just has to show off about that, and soon every newborn will be shooting random people in another country 10 minutes after their birth. I'm surprised America hasn't sent the cast of Friends so they can stand in the middle of crossfire and keep chanting 'World Peace'. Step aside America, you're not wanted here. In the words of Sarah: "The answer to world peace: Nuke America."

You were wrong, you were right

I bet most of these will be with me and Sarah, as yesterday we also talked about the school Carnival coming up. This is the third one in a row, and the 3rd one I've been to (if I go this year.) Our class is making squishy heads, those little balloons with flour in them tied up. Which I can't make properly. Ugggggggh a few weeks ago Mr. Dewar signed me up for like 12:30, though I said no. Here's the conversation:
Dewar: Do you wanna be rostered on?
Me: No, I'd rather not.
Dewar: Come on, it'll be fun!
Me: No, no, no, no, no.
Dewar: OK I'll put you on for 12:30, K?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arrrrrrrrgh then I remembered I have drama at 12:30 and can't get there, he asked when I would arrive I said bout 1:30, so he wrote down I would be at the carnival 1:30 onwards. So apparently I'm on at 1:30 now, and he didn't even tell me.

The Carnival is not compulsory, yet teachers are bein all shitty about the students going. It seems like they'll spank students that don't show up, coz like Sarah said, if the students didn't go, there'd be like almost nobody there. You want money? Let us pay you. Idiots.

They've even gotten rid of all the good rides and replaced them with a 3 year old party pack. There's a damn mechanical bull. Some people lost their virginity to those things.

And you are gone, tonight

Josh and his family went to Broome on the holidays and the first week back to school. Their rental 4 wheel drive car got in a head on smash with another car, so Josh brought photos and won't stop showing them off. "I'M IN A CAR CRASH, WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME?" Uggggggggghhhh....

Shotgun fire, anybody home?

In drama at school yesterday... so funny... me and Clare have this awesome handshake from Scrubs that pisses everyone off. XD. We didn't stop doing it, so Josh and Matt faked us and were being stupid... it was so funny....
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I will choke them.

Speaking of Matt, HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY MATT!!!! XD

Lalala!

(Too Long To Mention)

Birthday on Sunday, Sunday for me, Sunday makes me a happy Johnny, birthday happy Johnny happy XD

I got 5th and 6th season of The Simpsons, 2nd Scrubs season and $35... yaaay (which I will spend on blank CD's and more DVD's XD)

Thanks for the prezzie offer there James... but yeah I guess it would be hard to send..

I have nothing to say cept 3 STEVO ASSIGNMENTS IN 5 DAYS? WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK I AM, A BULEMIA CLINIC COUNSELLOR? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Go home now.

Happy 12th (or 13th) birthday Squinty!

If you are reading this James, you're standing behind me. Hahahhahaha(ahahha)hahaha

James: *laugh*
Me: Pfft blah. There, I said it.

Dammit, what else can I put in here? Hmm-bop.

Was the last day of school today. Yaaay for... 2 week vacationess... at last. I deserved it. =) I have nothing planned for these holidays except sit in the exact same spot and gain weight.

Congratulations Squinty, you are dead. By me. You're turning THIRTEEN not TWELVE this year, asshole. Grar, behold, for I am angry. Like you're gonna read this anyway, hmm.

Goodbye my adoring crowd (population: James.)

Happy 13th birthday Jessi! (for yesterday...)

That's right, it was Jessi's birthday yesterday.. hmm-bop

Me and Holly and David (and maybe Kelly) are making this internet cartoon series with a green screen... gonna be so damn awesome.

It's 5:58PM!

Almost 6, crack the champagne.

Don't ask why, I have no thing with 6 o clock whatsoever anyway.

I'm gonna keep writing till then...

Bobdiedandikilledhim: what the hell is your name? and what's your email addy? We gotta talk on MSN man :P

5:59PM!

Clare said I could borrow her Season 3 and 4 of Scrubs like a month ago. I want it bad, I'll have something to do..

Speaking of something to do, I'm sorting all the songs on my computer into actual folders. Gonna take me forever, but it's worth it.

6:00PM!!!

CRACK TEH CHAMPAGNE, ITALIAN.

Happy 14th birthday Sarah!

Scary, so many birthdays now... ahhhh

Yes, she's Erin's friend gblahahahghnnadfas

Jessi is scaring me smoke dope eat a bar of soap and fly home a bubble twiddledeedumblahblah

Stop saying words blaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahhaha so good.

High! Dum diddly dum dum diidly dum dum diddly dum dum diddly diddly! Heard that song? Awesome.

Even if you haven't, awesome still.

Anyway, I'll end my seemlessly pointless blog now, I'll write another when man walks on the sun.

Byeeee

Youth = Werrd

Hah last night I got drawn on by heaps of people. I have a little muzzle and stuff i"ll put up the photos some time.

I'm staying at dad's this weekend. Whoopee. Mum's goin to Philip Island, and it's dad's bday tomozza so that's cooleroo.

Blah I have nothing to say.

YO. I'LL HAVE 2 SLICES OF PEPPERONI.

*roar*

Lots of things hurt today

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Check it out and comment on how pointless it is.

Now then, my hamstring, I think that's it, the muscle on my thighs, has been hurties since I woke up this morning. Probably from all the running at skirmish yesterday at Kirk's bday party. For those who don't know, Skirmish is tre cool. It's like laser challenge, except it's outdoors in the bush. There's like metal huts and tin drums and old cars and such and you gotta shoot others. Way cool. Gotta go again sometime.

After that yesterday we all went to maccas and to Kirk's dad's place. His dad had this thing that Josh wouldn't stop laughing about, and I can't say unless Kirk or someone reads it. Nyah, I'm so delightfully evil on the inside and outside and on my hurting legs.

WHOAMG my mind hurts. Thinking hurts.

Yes, yes it does.

I hope I get off school tomorrah. These damn hamstrings hurt more than... um... listening to a Britney Spears song. Yes, I can stand her incoherant babble for about 7 seconds. She should die.

And you know who else is an annoying singer? Gwen Stefani. It sounds like she's whinging all the time. (Why the hell do you need to whinge about bananas?)

Goodnight America.