I hope that's just excessive fat. I don't want another child. (AKA Maddz slept over!)

Yesterday, my bestest buderling Maddz slept over. Funnery.

I was at dads, and me, mum and Sarah were at a mad dash to beat them to our place before they did. They arrived like 20 seconds later, hehehe.

We set up shop and went on a HUGE walk around the place, we stopped at a school and played on the playground for a while... ahahah. Then we entered a charity store and bought some coffee mugs and some hat *disturbed face*

Back at home, we loitered for a bit, went on MSN, Maddz painted my nails 0_o (actually it was awesome, black and then glittery dark purple, it was lush.) We went to bed at like, 12/12.30.

In the morning, we woke up, ate fetuses, then at 10 mum dropped us off (at the hospital) and we walked down to Karingal shopping centre. We saw SO many people! Aisha, Matt, her church pastor (who for some reason was down in Frankston? eh I dunno which church he's from), Daniel, and some kid in grade 5 at school.

>.<

At Karingal, we looked at the map, they have TWO Safeways. This really pissed Maddz off, lol. We went in Safeway and got Pringles, Mentos, Raspberry Bullets, blank CDs, and some forks, which I LOVE. Also, at the Reject Shop, I made Maddz get a dummy. She got a two-pack, now Gen has one too, ahaha.

WOW, 70 free texts for $10?! Bargain. Plus, Maddz got the new AFI album.

We WALKED back to my hosue, must've taken like, an hour. Just beat her mum back, again. Lol xD!

Goodbye, fellow fetus-goers.

PS, the old moustachioed lady was there again, too.

I <3 Irony

I think it's so ironic that Myspace has an ad for blogsource... yeah, "we're advertising the hostile take over of our company which we don't want to happen by putting up ads for it on our website." Well I laugh at their faces.

Some coffee and a cake and a lime.

Hah, I went to JayJays and got the AWESOMENEST pimp hat and bum gloves. Have I already said this? Well you're hearing it again.

And Sofi agrees with me. That scary moustache woman IS there always.

Well I laugh at her face.

...and Ashley Parker Angel's.

KATHLEEN IS ACUTALLY A PIXIE NINJA!

Did you do it? Did you go to Pets Paradise? I'm probably going to the Hub tomorrow, I'll see if she's still there...

Omg, I can't stop listening to Stop by the Spice Girls on Tash's space. I just love the whirring kinda thing in the background in the chorus, it's addictive. Better than secks.

Kathleen revealed to me that's she lives a double life as a pixie ninja that Jeremy doesn't know about... and David is actually an italian gigolo.

Who am I? Matthew McCann. Always have, always will be... NO WAIT! I was named Tits McGee on Thursday. That's me. I'm loving it.

Peas?

So.. very.. bored.. ANYONE who lives in the Mornington Peninsula, GO TO KARINGAL HUB, PLEEEEEEASE I wanna see if I'm insane or not.. or if she's actually ALWAYS there. I don't honestly know why she's always there. Usually with a coffee cup from Gloria Jeans and a full shopping trolley. Infact, when you describe her fully, she sounds very retarted.

Old woman. Old *wrinkly dimensia* woman. Sitting. Staring. Outside a pet shop in the middle of a giant shopping centre. With a moustache. A big, freaking moustache. And a Gloria Jeans coffee cup. And, a shopping trolley. Always. Always sitting there.

Great, I'm so scared I just wet myself...

I WILL BE SKINNAY!!

Hah, I love it.

Anyway, we moved out and our new house is coolio. The computer is right next to the TV though! Grar!

I finally got credit again! On Saturday! Already I've used 295 of my free minutes hahah.

Emily dumped me on easter monday. DURING the movie. Ice Age 2. Geez, talk about class, or lack thereof.

Turns out my problem with myspace was that I had the wrong password, so I did the 'Forget Your Password' dealy and got my password back. Unfortuneately, that wouldn't work either, but I deleted the cookies so it works again. Hooray!

Hah, I just have to say this. Go into Karingal Hub some time during the day or preferrably afternoon. Go to Pets Paradise and look at the bench just outside. I GUARANTEE you will see an old wrinkly lady... which facial hair. I'm serious, she has an extremely bushy moustache. It scares me, I feel like throwing up. (I don't think her moustache is scientifically possible.)

Oh man, I love the song Stupid Girls by Pink. I hate Pink, but seriously look up the lyrics, it describe teenyboppers so well!