Julie and I could write a novel! #4

ulie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:29 AM):
my breath smell sminty fresh
and my teef are happah
javanana says (11:29 AM):
"we are julie's teeth. now that we are hygenic, we attack the tongue at dawn"

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:30 AM):
"11 o' hundred this is the tongue, our taste buds are up to date the teeth will suffer from sweet and bitter rushes causeing decaye'"
javanana says (11:31 AM):
"my teammates have died a minty death, they forgot not to brathe in as julie the overlod made us hygenically sound - I fear our troop will die out soon."

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:32 AM):
"Its the taste buds here it seems julie has eating hot food consisting of chilly I wait for papa to come home.. i fear he never will - taste bud jr "
javanana says (11:32 AM):
"my sons and I gather amongst the cold fire waiting for the tastebuds to fill their 'bitter' quota. then we will ambush the mouth nazis."

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:34 AM):
"oh no"
"it cant be"
"Hello, we are the tonsils, we will break down and give you unpleasant feeling and lots of salivia, the mouf is ourz!"

javanana says (11:34 AM):
LOLLLLLLL
"Hello, I am a dentist. gap gap. tonsils be gone!"

julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:35 AM):
"Hello i r salviea we r in ur mouf oiln ur gumz
javanana says (11:35 AM):
"Howdy pardner, I am teh gums! I bleed at the sight of pointed prrrringless!"
julie we bury our dead at dawn says (11:36 AM):
HAHAHA
i hate t hat, really i do.






i do love julie
and her tooth ways.
:D

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE.. A THIRD DAMN TIME

These always seem to happen when we have a conversation that goes for over half an hour.

John when I get married, my childs will be named Chauncey and Charleton says (11:06 PM):
i'm julie
"i'm bored."
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:06 PM):
i'm john
"i am intellectual and like to play backgammon"
HAHAHAHAA
WHO WON
JULIE DID.

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:09 PM):
"i bent my back hovering over the computer screen lusting for all them nice backgammon photos oh boy, if i were as young as i once was that backgammon championship would be mine no doubt!" - sample taken from John, the exclusive life of me

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:10 PM):
"I felt his luscious love wand insert to me. I knew in 9 months I would bring forth the life of a newborn baby. The only reason I have babies is so I can eat them and their fresh, vulture blood" - sample taken from Julie without her estrogen pills, but still thinks she has a vagina without them

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:11 PM):
HAHAHA
im going to put that on my myspace
John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:11 PM):
oh it's you all over

TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:12 PM):
"Backgammon the word echoed in my mind, and my heart i lusted for it day and night they shall never know never know my love for it, for you backgammon my love is forbidden and i couldnt spare the thought of a life without you." Taken from "Six months in Johns head"

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:14 PM):
"My heart pounds for lust and love-- two emotions a roboticon like me never experiences. Some people say it means I don't fully live. I have been taking my Saturday nights, and swishing them into a toilet bowl of despair at dive bars and try my new ravashing pick-up lines: "Hello, would you like to suck face?"" - An exerpt from 'Julie on Julie - The many faces of me'

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:18 PM):
are we doing more or can I post my blog.
TEDDY SCARES ! says (11:18 PM):
"I looked out the window, wondering 'would she come back to me?' The answer was no my precious love my life my everything backgammon left me in a hurry I realised it was my own fault and shouldve acknowledged that she wasnt into animal sex, and was trying to hurry the relationship but inside ill never forget you old backgammy." - Directors cut from Are you there backgammon? its me John.

John "I am intellectual and I like to play backgammon" says (11:21 PM):
"I pondered why a fish would ever want to do such a morbid thing. Fish don't drown like that, they just don't! That damn thing was my only true friend in this shallow world! If only the water was as shallow in Gumpy's bowl... my family say I'm insane. My co-workers say that the fish was my only friend. Damn right it was. How else will we ever know if humans and fish can be charged together in a catastrophe of DNA intertwining? We will NEVER know! The pet store doesn't open again until Monday! I doubt I'll last that long." Taken from Julie's back. They carved stories into her in prison.


OMG JULIE GROW UP.
You too, John
<3

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE.. AGAIN

JULIE. says (8:49 AM):
LMFAO
NO HES NOT
OMG
LMFAO
FJMISODEK;JLDF LOL

JULIE. says (8:50 AM):
WHAQTS HIS NAME
no mcjikkles over there
OFCOURSE YOURS
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:50 AM):
NEAL YOU RELIC.

JULIE. says (7:54 AM):
AND I SEE YOU LIKE EVERYMONTH
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHERES THAT LOGIC
we are breast buddys.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:55 AM):
I dont know Joolie. I JUST. DONT. KNOW.

JULIE. says (7:55 AM):
I SHOULD BUY SOME MILK
And put it in my shirt [obviously]

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:55 AM):
posers hanging around the back of a 7-11
HEY MANN GOT MILK

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (7:56 AM):
got reefer duuude

JULIE. says (7:57 AM):
punk; omgzz vegn plz!!!
me; GOT SOY MILK
YEAH
OOOO BURN!!!!

JULIE. says (7:58 AM):
please.
ill do out rageously laughable things.
oh the fun john, oh the fun!

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:54 AM):
OMG j00 CHOWDAH HEAD

JULIE. says (8:05 AM):
i am ju-lac
lord of all things to do with bandaids
YOU WILL BOW TO ME YOU MERE MORTAL

JULIE. says (8:08 AM):
excited...
john.....
ERECT NIPPLES
THIS CALLS FOR A SEXY PARTY.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:31 AM):
I'M NOT SHYLB AGBNSG BITING HEADS

JULIE. says (8:34 AM):
omg such fun
lets by ba-loonz.
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:34 AM):
BAH-WOONZ
JULIE. says (8:34 AM):
PANTALOONZ
XD
John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:34 AM):
hot.

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:45 AM):
LOL
there'll be lots of bogans at hastings

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:49 AM):
and zoe's dad is...
GILBERTO

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (8:50 AM):
LOL
without the O
JULIE. says (8:50 AM):
LMFAO
I WANN CALL HIM GILBERTO
LMFAO

John! we came to this country with nothing but a ladel and a dream says (9:01 AM):
WHOA WHOA
IF YOU'RE ALONE AND YOU NEED A FRIEND
SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU HEPATITIS!


OH THE MEMORIES

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE

jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
and he has a point. Of course, sitting on the computer all day and going to Frankston with FEMALES, mostly, sometimes is so much more homoerotic than playing grabass and spanking your jock buddies and changing together after a "game", and then winding down with a nice, steamy, group shower.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
ill squirt there crotches.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Thsi Bindi thing is so damn boring. Singing, then cooking, then singing, then cooking.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
I bet they all masturbate.
jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Dirty wenches.



jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
homoerotic. great word.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
OH yes John, I had a horrible case of crabs.

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
But I used some medicines i Bought and it cleared right up, oh jolly well it did.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Let's talk about cocaine in an elevator when other people are there. We'll talk so loud they have to eavesdop


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
going PITTA SLAP PITTA SLAP

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
YOU AINT MA MOMMA
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
GIT NOW, GIT.





!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
why with my charm and your ravishing looks jhnny.
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
by god we'll rule the suburb.



LULZ I LOVE MA JULIE <3