Sunday 24 December 2006

MEMORIES... WITH JULIE

jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
and he has a point. Of course, sitting on the computer all day and going to Frankston with FEMALES, mostly, sometimes is so much more homoerotic than playing grabass and spanking your jock buddies and changing together after a "game", and then winding down with a nice, steamy, group shower.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
ill squirt there crotches.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Thsi Bindi thing is so damn boring. Singing, then cooking, then singing, then cooking.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
I bet they all masturbate.
jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Dirty wenches.



jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
homoerotic. great word.


!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
OH yes John, I had a horrible case of crabs.

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
But I used some medicines i Bought and it cleared right up, oh jolly well it did.


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
Let's talk about cocaine in an elevator when other people are there. We'll talk so loud they have to eavesdop


jhnny is as dead as the cat i'm sitting on! says:
going PITTA SLAP PITTA SLAP

!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
YOU AINT MA MOMMA
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
GIT NOW, GIT.





!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
why with my charm and your ravishing looks jhnny.
!julie is a zombie. KNIFE vs. FACE round 1 says:
by god we'll rule the suburb.



LULZ I LOVE MA JULIE <3

Sunday 3 December 2006

The Rest of Queensland AND The Formal!

Wednesday, September 20.
W
ow, that was quite some time ago. I really need to pee so I'll try to make this short. Which day was this? AH YES. The day Sarah and I went to the beach. We went into Surfers Paradise first, and got a beachmat thingy made or that annoying stuff.. yeah that's the..D We aslo got a big umbrella. Unfortunately at the beach, it was so fxcking windy we spent like an hour putting the stuff up and trying to get it to stay, I was so post officed.
So Sarah went back to the hotel for like, 10 minutes, and came back with a boogieboard. So we went boogieboarding in the waves. I've never done that before, it's rather delicious. Mmm. :)
OH AND THOSE FREEKIN INDIAN PEOPLE FINALLY LEFT =D spa hogging bastards.

Thursday, September 21.
R
ight, mum couldn't be bothered, so Sarah and I went to Wet'n'Wild world.
(Well actually before that we went to Movie World and just walked around coz there was nothing to do.) I didn't particularly want to, what with my insane fear of drowning and the fact that I suck at swimming. :D But hell. We went into the wave pool and such, and there's this thing called Calypso Beach which is pretty spankable. It's a circular river that goes around this little island.. you go on it on inflatable tubes, it's great. Also, there's this thing called Buccaneer Bay for the kids. There's a big pirate head up the top that is having water poured into it, and when it gets too big, the bell rings, and everybody gets dunked in the water. So of course, Sarah and I stayed back and watched the kids drown.
There's another ride atop a biiig hill, I forget what it's called, but it's basically a water slide.. well actually there's 4 of them. There were some scaaary people in the lines there. Like some old man who looked pregnant with a small, mail-ordered bride from Asia. =D
Anyway, Sarah and I went down that thing heeeaps coz it's mighty fun. The first time I went down it, I'm so damn light, I wasn't going fast enough. The kid behind me (who is supposed to be gapped apart about 30 seconds) actually overtook me. It was embarrassment. And another time, and this was actually quite scary: I went down, then Sarah did. SHE WAS COMING UP BEHIND ME AWFUL FAST. I had to keep pushing myself to go must faster otherwise she would crash into me. Brr.

Friday, September 22.
I
'm pretty sure we left on the Friday.. yes, jolly good, yes. We checked out in the morning and went over to the bus stop and waited for AAAGGGESSSS for the airport bus to come around. It finally did, and we got to the airport. The flight left at about 2:30, I believe, and we got back around 5, 5:30. During the flight I was sitting next to some indian guy. I was afraid he had a bomb.
SHUT UP. XD.
Anyway. We got back and outta the airport blahh blah and we were waiting in the drop-off bay, and by now it was dark. Father finally came around and we went home..
THEN I FOUND MY PINSTRIPE BLACK PANTS THAT I PLANNED ON TAKING TO QUEENSLAND. They were in my drawer the whole time.

Friday, December 1.
H
AHA that's right. Let's skip forward two months to the YEAR TWELVE FORMAL. That was mighty fun. Sarah brought Ben as her date to this place in Cranbourne.. (they went in a limo) and she brought me, mother, father, Julia, Erin and Kyla. Everybody was tlaking and taking photos outside, then after a while we went into the dining area thing where the formal takes place :) the six of us, (minus sarah and ben) sat at a table, shared by these four, horny, drunken people. Every now and then they went outside with their partner and came back in separately (not much a time difference though, it was still obvious) buttoning their shirts and whatnot.
So eventually, Mason, Stef and Caz were up there introducing everyone to the formal etc, as Shad was taking pictures. Then the waitresses came around dropping random plates of food onto people. I got chicken and crap. I ate some of it. Hoozahs?!
Then came awards for teachers. Again, Mase, Stef and Caz were up there, I think they were the 'most likely' awards to teachers, they were hilaritus.
I think next there was dancing? There was a DJ of course, so everybody was dancing to the techno, and eventually there was the macarena, went for AGES. So me, Erin and Kyla joined in on zee action, and so did Mrs Field and her new, massive, unstable, black boyfriend.
Sorry bout that folks. ;D
Haaa, anyway
then they did dessert. Mousse, mm. Infact, this next thing probably happened before the dessert:
Students awards! Each student got a 'most likely' award and they were alllll different. Coz Sarah took a lot of days off school this year, hers was 'Most likely to take a sickie on the night of the formal'
Mason's was "Most likely to be married to AB this time next year" AHHAHAHA. Here's some others I can recall:
"Most likely to throw this award out"
"Most likely to do the best moves on the dance floor"
"Most likely to cater for Mexicans"
I DONT THINK THE LAST ONE IS RIGHT. But I like it, ton sarn.
Anyway, at around 10.30 dad, went home, then the DJ started up again. Me and Erin joined in the dancing for aaaages. They went at about 11:40, and we left at midnight.
JOLLY GOOD.

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