Schman!

It's been a whielish, although I have nothing to say really anyway MWHAHWHHWHWA

But I'm in a pretty happy mood, I'm in the feeling for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong long long long long long spacey. HEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS.

Duuude, like wicked orsum, yesterday was such a lazy day, I took out the couch and folded it out, using it as a chair and I slid it under the table. CD rack/SNES mousepad for the mousepad (how ironic) and a stereo speaker as a table. All this while having a ripping jolly good time on the webcam with Cindy (Maddz :D). I couldn't feel Captain Poop (a sort of irrelevant nickname for my ass :P) for a good solid few hours. Today I'm kinda doing the same, cept I'm sitting up, and Captain Poop still is as numb as ever.

By the way, I decided to name Maddy Cindy from now on, thanks to a goodie song called 'Cindy' by many Hall NYC. Dayum, I lurve that song. The song talks about how some guy loves Cindy. I love Maddz, so she is now Cindy. :D (P.S. We're not going out mwahhahaha)

Also there's this uber cool song called 'Baby Love Child' from Pizzicato Five which I also got today. Overly excited, I be.

Speaking of overly excited, I'm meeting Cindy on Wednesday! Ripper good, fellows! I can't wait! We're going to Fountain Gate and gonna see a movie :P fun fun!

About 2 weeks back I signed up to get a keycard for savings for money and such. How awesome, I love it. Hooray :) Oh, my PIN number? Why, of course. You went to all that trouble of asking me. It is ****.

Shman, me and Sarah walked to the shops today. Got a mediumish size of the greatest ice cream ever. Bestest ice cream for everest.

Whack-A-Newbie! Oh ohh ohhh!

Collant... ohhh this ice cream is so sexy. I love it.

I've decided to take up the horoscopes business. Here's some horoscopes I discovered while looking at the sky tonight:

Capricorn: You will have an uncontrollable urge to take a piss in public.

Aquarius: Your partner will dump you for a hot biker dude, even if you're partner is a man.

Pisces: The fish in your sign picture will be hooked, gutted, cleaned, and served as a sign dish for a meal at a fancy restaurant.

Aries: Don't hit yourself with a mallet; it could hurt.

Taurus: Yo mama so fat she couldn't write a horoscope.

Gemini: In the movie theater you will drop some popcorn and yell out 'DAMMIT!' Then people will yell at you.

Cancer: You will develop cancer in the bosom if you're a woman, and in the testicles if you're a man.

Leo: You will realize the new shampoo you bought is making your hair look worse.

Virgo: If you enter the lottery, you might win.

Libra: Your loved ones will tell you that your butt looks big in that.

Saggitarius: You will fail your next task, school or otherwise; then bitch and moan about it till everyone older than you is dead.

By the way, I'm a Libra. I don't think my butt looks big in that. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTY JULIA =) The big 5 decades.... fah la la!

Shman, I really wanted to go to JB HiFi so I could buy some Futurama DVDs. I spent 6 dollars on the ice cream and only have 20 left. I hope I could spend some of the money on my card. Oh, by the way, my pin again is ****. Have fun with that.

Wod Count: 603.

May Flowers, And Innarnet!

It's May! And the net is back! W00ty! Finally! Blah blah mahuff mahuff.

Le Squint is here today, he's playing the SNES now, but it's all good. He's playing Zeldarr.

Dad heard of some thing called Firefily, kind of like Skype, but this is Melbourne-based so you can make phone calls and such it's uber cool. 5c per minute to un-local places in the state and out of state is expensive, and 18c flat-fee for local.

Atm I'm trying to tell Holly what TGS means. Here, have a look: www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

Lawl coolies.

G'bye.