Ooh, aah, I lost my sanity! I left it in my boyfriend's mental asylum!

What a joyous few weeks it's been. Been quite adventureous. Lemme begin with this:

BOYSRROTTENMADEOUT2COTTONGIRLSRNTSXYMADEOUT2PEPSI

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I REALLY DESPISE THAT SONG. And that Tamara chick is a slut. Anyway, I'm scratching my foot now. Think a mozzie got me.

Dad let out the cat this morning and he hasn't seenit since. Arrf.

Since Wednesday's sport lesson, start of the week for me, everybody has been singing the "Rip, slip, brush, ahh!" Thing off that uberly gay advertisement. You know, people singing about some thing you put your finger to brush your teeth (apparently it takes 3 of them to get your mouth clean.) Now then, we were doing kick-offs or something, and all of a sudden Steph just started singing "RIP, SLIP, BRUSH, AHHH!!!" Oman uberly funny. So now everybody is. About 5 minutes after, Abe (though whenever I spell his name I spell it A-B-D-E-D) decided to sing it: Strip, lick, suck, ahh! How uberly gross. Totarrlyy.

Today's the 30th right? Well who cares, cept me. Now then, Telstra's being a bitch about our internet and other things...

A few weeks ago dad was trying to switch his mobile from Telstra to Optus. Telstra got his brithday wrong, and took a week to do something that should've taken not even a day.

From the 18th to the 26th, the net was supposed to be installed at our place. We had to put TPG (internet) and Telstra (phone) together for ADSL, but Telstra took too long. So we called and they said it would be done on the 28th. Well, it wasn't. So yesterday we called back, and they said it will happen on the 2nd. Fat chance.

Because of Telstra being slacky, I'm at dad's place writing this, just like I was for my last 2 bloggies. LAWLEH BLOGGIES.

Last night me and Kirk went to COC youth for the first time. UBERLY COOL. MUST GO AGAIN. Basacially all other 49 year 7's have gone to PenCC for some reason, that place has got to be the worst youth evar. It's the exact same boring crap each week. At COC it's always creative, funny, and just heaps o' funness. PenCC suxx0rz. Next week COC are doing this uberly cool activity, it's like a pizza scavanger hunt, but cooler than a lameass scavanger hunt. We're split up into 3 groups, and we drive around Franga to the leader's house to beg/steal/buy/borrow pizza toppings from leader's houses. When we have them all, we bring le toppings back to the church to make PIZZARRRR!!! Uber cool.

This Easy Mac tastes so plain. Probably because I added too much water then starined it and flavour probably strained too.

Goodbye, fair Helena.

Blog, Ala Johnny

I'VE BEEN INSPIRED BY JUZZ'S HUGELY LONG BLOG ENTRY.

I'm at dad's place again doing nothing, seeing as there's nothing better to do. He still has the net and I don't.

I was reading Juzz'd blog just before and he wrote a list of people he wants to meet. here's an example of one:

1. The kid on the sultana bran who goes "NAHAHAHA" randomly when he is asked a question

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THAT..... Arrf. Now blahblahblah

RAWRJOHNNETHSMAAAAASHRAWKLAWL

I phoned with Juzz a few days ago. He starts school again on Wednesday, uber bummar.

Here's a list of people I want to meet:

1. A LA JUZZY (and all people associated with Juzzy.) This would include: Jesse, Emma, Sair, umm... Drew.. Dan.. meh can't think of many more.

Here's a list of people I never want to see again:

1. Mrs. Field

2. Britney Spears

3. Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle.

Here's a list of things I want gone from my life:

1. School.

I've been downloading Family Guy at dad's place. Ala Peter. What does ala mean? Uber random. I'm downloading more FG now anyway, not sure why, I've explained it to about 3 people today anyway. Juzz suggested I go random all over my entry so that I shall. I might just go crazy for a minute, and then I go back to whatever it is I do. Which I don't believe is anything.

MWAAHAHAHA I'M SO DELIOUSISLY (WHATEV .) EEEEEVIL. NAYHAHA

WHOAMGBBQSAUCELAWLJOHNNETHSMASHIHOPEJUZZYCANCOMEDOWNTOVICTORIAHEWANTSTOMETTMEANDERRIBERRIANDDELLANDITWILLBEUBERCOOLICAN'TFINDTHEDAYUMSPACEBAROHTHEREITISSPACEBAR.

It's a sah-weeet trip to a candy shop where bon-bons play, on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.

Please donate for a trip for my dying friend Juzz (he has Ala Juzz disease.) so he can take a trip down to Victoria. This is his dying wish. Please donate. Contact me for details.

Shiny bald-headed eagle, the mother of all evil, and a part time Year 7 English teacher, is giving us weekend homework because he forgot we had today off because it's Anzac Day. (dumbass bitch. I'm so angry. I don't wanna write a freakin short story, I've written like 50 of em. MOVE ONTO SOMETHING NEW YOU IMBOSSILES.)

You know what really burns me up? Society. Yes, for example, people base their lives on repetitive music (For instance, people like Mario, Jesse McCartey, and others basically have the same music every time, then why the hell do people like them?) It's a travesty. It's all identical. PICK SOMETHING NEW JERKS.

And television! It rocks. Although there are some shows, like The OC, which all of the "cool group" of people in Year 7 at my school basically live their life according to that show. (Ooh lesbians I'll turn lesbian.)

Which brings me on to something else: Crowds. What the hell is the point of these people? They're like followers you know. The bad people. There's like 30 of them out of the 50 Year 7's this year and they all follow each other. They all watch OC, listen to repetitive music, and think the only way to get popular is to go and kiss a stranger they've known for exactly 2 weeks. It burns me up inside. My neck hurts. They always hang out behind a building making out, throwing stuff, swearing, being bitches. I've had it. They classify people as to what their opinion of them is: Recently I got labelled a nerd for not hanging out with the drones. Wtf? What if doing what I do (yes, I like having friends, and I'm on the computer a lot) was actually the thing that 'normal' people did? Does that mean the idiots would get labelled as nerds?

Thanks a lot self, now I'm angry. Nyahahha.

Anyway imma play some Solitaire with Adelle, in which she will kick my ass as usual. If Juzz ends up coming down to Victoria, I will invite Dell and Erin and Juzz over to my house and we have a party. ;) Lol, it will be uber cool. Anyway, I'm off to getting my ass kicked. Toodles.

Ye Olde Self

To people who don't read my blog,

Hi.

Anyway, enough about me, more about me.

I'm at dad's place atm, I stayed the night because he has the net and I don't, hahaha. I'm so pathetic.

Erin's back from America! Talked to her and Adelle this morning, who by the way met each other this morning also.

Trying to sleep last night was evil since the cat kept coming in my room and waking me up, SO I PUT IT OUT!!! ;)

Mr Stevens, the mother of all evil, and teaches Year 7 English part-time, has been nicknamed (as of last year some time) The Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle. Well, he's bald. During English yesterday Kirk Josh and I (and Sara got involved somehow) were just passing notes to each other when we were supposed to be writing a story. Hahhaa, Josh came up with a funny concept: "Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle Season Open." Oman I love that. I laugh at it so much.

Juzz has been counting down the days until the Grinspoon concert. He's keeping it in his MSN name as "SEVEN DAYS TO GOOOOOO" etc.

Anyway, that's enough about me, now more about me.

I was so bored last night I got Steph's phone number and called her for no apparent reason. Apparently she's moving near me in a place apparently known as Langwarrin. Uber cool.

Josh could be sleeping over tonight. I hope he is :) But Mum's being all stingy about it, and letting Amy Pratt (Sarah's friend) sleep over instead when I asked first dammit :( She says Amy's quiet as a mouse. SO IS JOSH. We'll be downstairs watching movies anyway, so I doubt we'd be making much noise ;)

Anyway, enough about me, more about ending.

Taaaa

I think my ribs are broken

Ahahhhh they hurt :(

Anyway holidays are going so fast, it's over in a few days :'(

Ocrap just remembered Little Nicky was sposed to bo back yesterday.

Anyhoo my ribs hurt.

Zoe was supposed to calle me aaaaaages ago but she never did. Meh

I hope Peta can give me that phone of hers.. it's uber cool and I want it :P Adelle offered a really crappy piece of phone to me yesterday... (although it doesn't have a cover?!)

Heh I stayed up on MSN till 1 this morning with her. He played Yahoo Pool, and apparently the Java was goin all screwy for her lol.

Anyway TAAAAAA

Last Day

Well that was sort of cool. Last day of school for the term yesterday. It was also bad hair day, shave for a cure, sausage sizzle, drinks, hair colouring and free dress. All of those were at school too. Everyone of those (cept shave for a cure) was a money contribute thingy, and for the more money we raised, the more teacher's heads we could shave of colour. Mr Dewar looks like a clownfish.

By teh way, whoamg I have a girlfriend. Zoe in 7B. She was sposed to call last night :( Oh wellers.

Speaking of phones, Kirk's uncle is coming down next week and, well, HE HAS AN OLD PHONE TO GIVE TO KIRK. Kirk says he might give it to me if it's a crap one :P Isn't that coolness.

And I was on the phone to Kirk and Emily and Elise and for a short time, Ben last night. It was coolio. Hehehhee I tried calling Peta then with Kirk and Emily so all 4 of us could talk but we couldn't get through to her :(