Strap yourselves in.

Okay, listen to my song on my space!! It's terrific. To The Woman by Tammany Hall NYC. Try to listen to the lyrics, a lot of it is just gibberish and unadible. So I'll dig up some lyrics and post it (mostly for my benefit, coz I don't honestly know the lyrics either):

i was lonely and i was tired and i was drifting away.
i was half lit and just about losing it .
i was lost and looking till i heard you say,
"thanks for coming" and "glad to meet you" and
"have a good time" and "the drinks are that way."
then my heart grew and i knew just what to do and my words were with me.
they flowed that day.

hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say

all the sadness and all the misery and all the darkness seemed to leave.
and all that's charming and that's funny and all my faith was restored to me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

lonely then you saved me.
i was lonely then you saved me.

so hey to hey to the woman that saved my life .
she helped me make it through a darker day.
you're the most beautiful girl alive.
i'm no poet but i want to say.

tharr, off the tammany hall website itself.

Yesterday, Jake, Josh and I went to go see X-Men 3, which by the way IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN. IT WAS GREAT. Yeha anyway, we went to Karingal, and after the movie I got chips at Chicken Plus (mm so damn fine) and Jake and Josh got something from Jade Garden or sommet...

Wow, I can't believe how many people I ran into at Karingal. I'm gonna try to list them off.

-That blonde curly-haired bastard in year 10
-His friend (they were both in the movie too)
-Daniel from drama (I have an inkling he was, too in the movie I was)
-Chris N in year 9...
-That curl-haird brunette guy.. I think his name is James?
-That blonde chick in year 11 (I think) saw me when I went to Hungry Jacks.. coz she was working the headset with angry people waiting outside
-Zak, Zach, Zac, however you spell his name, from youth.. I was loitering outside Hungry Jack's and he rocked up on his bike coz he works there, arhahrhar.

I branged my pimp hat to school on Thursday... BIIIIIIG MISTAKE. I hate you all (who go to my school). Everybody in year 8 wanted a piece of the hat, so there was stealing, pleading, begging, BEING A BITCH, (espiecially you, teenies) and so at the end of the day my hat was folded and scrunched, there was yogurt or something white (don't Kirk) on the side.. I PAID FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT and it's not mint anymore. For ONCE can I have something without it being shitted by you fat bastards? Especially you Elise, you kept running away from me when I chased after you attempting to punch you in the face and stealing my hat back. No, you weren't cute, giggling and shit, YOU'RE A BITCH. I hate you all.

Feb 1 - Jhnny - The trickster becomes the trickstered.
Wow, you gotta love Weebl and Bob.
Feb 4 - Jhnny - If I wasn't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye! (8)
Maybe the greatest line off Futurama.
Feb 5 - Jhnny - Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a shallow empty-handed JERK?! (8)
This was in the same song off Futurama.
Feb 6 - Jhnny - Now cut my beard.
I don't honestly remember... probably some crap. Actually, it was off a caarton, I just don't know what...
Feb 7 - Jhnny - I like your sleeves.
Napoleon Dynamite!!!
Feb 8 - Jhnny - Teh Floating Hobos!
There were hobos with jetpacks on their backs on Futurama :D
Feb 10 - Jhnny - Lol?
Oh, something old from years ago that made Sarah laugh.
Feb 11 - Jhnny - Microsoft Joke©
Mr. Bender's humor by: MICROSOFT JOKE©.
Feb 12 - Jhnny - Right. Let's go get drunk before pilates.
A great quote off Scrubs said by some posh bitches.
Feb 13 - Jhnny - ...then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
Another great Scrubs quote said by JD.
Feb 14 - Jhnny - If you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Kitty off That 70s Show after Eric holds out to tell on Laurie for having a fling with her teacher: Now you know I love you and your sister equally, but if you ever get the chance again, PULL THE TRIGGER!
Feb 15 = Jhnny = You gotta think evil man! Where would we be without the A-Bomb?
Another great quote from Hyde off That 70s show (same episode as above) as he's trying to convince Eric to dob Laurie in.
Feb 16 = Jhnny = Whoa, purple banana?
I was playing DK64 :)
Feb 17 = Jhnny = I don't know who it is, but it probly is fhqwhgads! = Happy birthday Elise!
Eye <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 18 = Jhnny = Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.
HAHHAHAHA this is like, the most classic quote everest. It's off Family guy. *man puts diamong ring of woman's finger. They kiss and the woman starts to get lower on his body. Chyron: Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.*
Feb 19 = Jhnny = Cheese is my life! (8)
Haha, on Whose Line Colin had to make a song about how cheese is his life.
Feb 20 = Jhnny = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmes!
Off the Simpsons, when Grampa is speeding down an aisle in a store screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO, then sees gnomes infront of him, and tacks on a 'mes' at the end.
Feb 21 = Jhnny = ABSOLUTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Kelso off Scrubs: Why don't we just make this the same as my sex policy with my wife. ABSOULTELYNOTnowmakemeasandwich.
Feb 23 = Jhnny = Are you here for the feeding?
Oh that's great, it's off Road Trip when Tom Green is about to eat that mouse..
Feb 24 = Jhnny = If you were asian, you'd be home by now.
OMG I laughed for so damn long when Jake randomly blurted this out in Art, even though it means absolutely nothing.

Word Count: 1121.

Hah, I forgot to put in a subject.

Hah, ever since I got my newwie email address, I've been keeping track of the MSN names I put up. I'm gonna post some and the origin of them, for my own rememberance...

Jan 24 Jhnny - jhnnyblah@gmail.com
Obviously, this was to show that it was MEE
Jan 25 European Australian Italian Jumping Running Ghose Canary Snake
Me and somebody, I forgot who, were making up weird names or something.
Jan 27 Jhnny // It's a bit hard to moon, when ya have no ass. ;)
Quoted off That 70s Show
Jan 28 Jhnny // It's still three naked women, with a dog.
Same goes.
Jan 29 Jhnny // Shave off your eyebrows and glue them back on to look permanently surpirsed.
An idea they had on Malcolm in the Middle...
Jan 30 - Jhnny - You just watched it; you can't unwatch it!
The greatest quote off Futurama.
Jan 31 - Jhnny - Bent out on hedonism!
I discovered the word hedonism from Futurama XD

Well, now I'm bored. I really wanna get Family Guy season 4 pre-ordered for that extra-spesh box for them all to neatly fit in :P Like a meadow in the springtime.

Everytime I blog, my mind draws a total blank. I can't think of what to write! NYEEAHH!

I <3 Irony

I think it's so ironic that Myspace has an ad for blogsource... yeah, "we're advertising the hostile take over of our company which we don't want to happen by putting up ads for it on our website." Well I laugh at their faces.

Some coffee and a cake and a lime.

Hah, I went to JayJays and got the AWESOMENEST pimp hat and bum gloves. Have I already said this? Well you're hearing it again.

And Sofi agrees with me. That scary moustache woman IS there always.

Well I laugh at her face.

...and Ashley Parker Angel's.

KATHLEEN IS ACUTALLY A PIXIE NINJA!

Did you do it? Did you go to Pets Paradise? I'm probably going to the Hub tomorrow, I'll see if she's still there...

Omg, I can't stop listening to Stop by the Spice Girls on Tash's space. I just love the whirring kinda thing in the background in the chorus, it's addictive. Better than secks.

Kathleen revealed to me that's she lives a double life as a pixie ninja that Jeremy doesn't know about... and David is actually an italian gigolo.

Who am I? Matthew McCann. Always have, always will be... NO WAIT! I was named Tits McGee on Thursday. That's me. I'm loving it.

Peas?

So.. very.. bored.. ANYONE who lives in the Mornington Peninsula, GO TO KARINGAL HUB, PLEEEEEEASE I wanna see if I'm insane or not.. or if she's actually ALWAYS there. I don't honestly know why she's always there. Usually with a coffee cup from Gloria Jeans and a full shopping trolley. Infact, when you describe her fully, she sounds very retarted.

Old woman. Old *wrinkly dimensia* woman. Sitting. Staring. Outside a pet shop in the middle of a giant shopping centre. With a moustache. A big, freaking moustache. And a Gloria Jeans coffee cup. And, a shopping trolley. Always. Always sitting there.

Great, I'm so scared I just wet myself...

I WILL BE SKINNAY!!

Hah, I love it.

Anyway, we moved out and our new house is coolio. The computer is right next to the TV though! Grar!

I finally got credit again! On Saturday! Already I've used 295 of my free minutes hahah.

Emily dumped me on easter monday. DURING the movie. Ice Age 2. Geez, talk about class, or lack thereof.

Turns out my problem with myspace was that I had the wrong password, so I did the 'Forget Your Password' dealy and got my password back. Unfortuneately, that wouldn't work either, but I deleted the cookies so it works again. Hooray!

Hah, I just have to say this. Go into Karingal Hub some time during the day or preferrably afternoon. Go to Pets Paradise and look at the bench just outside. I GUARANTEE you will see an old wrinkly lady... which facial hair. I'm serious, she has an extremely bushy moustache. It scares me, I feel like throwing up. (I don't think her moustache is scientifically possible.)

Oh man, I love the song Stupid Girls by Pink. I hate Pink, but seriously look up the lyrics, it describe teenyboppers so well!