Tuesday, 20 December 2005

Quizzle.

I've been too busy or too bored to write a blog in almost a month, so here's a quiz thing I stole off my sister.
Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[] wear glasses/need glasses. [rarely]
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are not together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[maybe] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[at once?] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've gotten stitches.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[] I've been to the Eifel Tower

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[not the stupid kissy way] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've been in a car crash.
[] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
[] I've layed on grass staring at the sky for hours at a time.
[] I've spewed after eating Mac Donalds.
Relationships
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[]I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[can't remember.] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. [do game cheats count? ;P]
[x] I've cheated on a test/quiz.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x]I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink. (use your own perception of regular)
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anoreic or bulimic.
[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I'm addicted to self harm.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[sort of... i hope not.] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily... [depends who]
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[x] I daydream constantly.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair
[] I have "ass" in my screen name
[x] I love being neat
[] I love Spam
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[]I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I'm good at remembering numbers.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] My answers are totally honest
Crap.

Friday, 25 November 2005

Rant

For starters, happy buh'day Em for yesterday! XD
And also, I started a new website 3 days ago: Cyber Rant. http://www.cyberrant.cjb.net. It's awesome, as I rant about things that annoy me. One of them which rocks is about the Crazy Frog, that bastard. Here's a little photo I made in photoshop for it:

Hooray, I would love for that to happen. Visit my site, or I stab.

Gee, that wasn't very good, was it?

Saturday, 12 November 2005

Happy 14th birthday Juzz!

Hooray! Birthday for Juzzle, I'll have to send you somthin... teehee woooo i'll buy something today and send it delayed :D
It's like 8:08AM right now and I've been up since 7:30, grr, it's a saturday. At drama today, Clare is comin to watch coz her and Holly went to primary school together... hmm-bop. Then after drama, me, Holly, Maggie and possibly Melissa will be goin to the movies, then we're comin back to my place so we can walk around and get some food and stuff yayayyaay
Btw Mason and Josh, for vice-capn's, you guys rock. :)
Mah dad is currently on a plane, flying to Papua New Guinea. Our churchness is doing some thing there and dad has to video-tape eet :( Hahahaha, gone for two weeks.
My friend once bought a used car from the paper, and ten years later.... BAM! Herpes.
Cya.

Monday, 31 October 2005

Pacific-A-Gogo Land

OMG, it's so annoying when people ask what's up or how I am. FOr the last 24 hours, I've been holding a little competition, for the next 5 people to ask either of those questions will be blocked. Well it went pretty quickly, morons.
Manolio Ugly One's Lectro Pawn!
Me, Holly, David and Kelly are doing a new thingo, which I'm animating with plasticine, called 'Accidental Friends', which I reckon the evil, evil, Newgrounds viewers will disapprove of, seeing as nothing impressed them anymore.
People keep saying 'Are you there' and crapola if you don't reply to what they say within the next 30 seconds. Geez, you think they'd have that much common sense.
Also one of the stupidest things around is that damn block checker thing that appears every time you start a conversation. Of course, it only comes out of the person who was stupid enough to download it in the first place. There's obviously no way to know that easily who blocked you in the first place. I say, don't get yourself blocked anyway. Only anyone who gets blocked a lot would download that crapola.
I'm so cynical.

Thursday, 13 October 2005

Emm jun himn.

I've been saying that so much sicne yesterday... har diddy har. I'm off school today because mah throat hurties :( Boohoo for me.

Holy crap, in under 3 days I got that FINAL ANNOUCEMENT thing about MSN disabling your account unless you send it to however many people within a day NINE TIMES. It's fake, morons! How stupid can ya get? Some fag sitting with his internet porn and supposed diet pepsi writing a death letter for your email account isn't serious.

It's not easy, it's not easy tonight

I'm going to start talking about interesting chats I've had with people over the last few days, beginning wiiiiiiiith.....

My sister and I were talking last night about America, and how Geroge Bush is stupid. XD. Any war or slight coinflict with any country (for instance, if Canada threw a frisbee over the border) America seems to immeadiately send out troops. Where the hell do they get troops from? At least once a week on the news it says "American sends more troops to the bar to get wasted... oh I'm sorry, I meant Iraq." America just has to show off about that, and soon every newborn will be shooting random people in another country 10 minutes after their birth. I'm surprised America hasn't sent the cast of Friends so they can stand in the middle of crossfire and keep chanting 'World Peace'. Step aside America, you're not wanted here. In the words of Sarah: "The answer to world peace: Nuke America."

You were wrong, you were right

I bet most of these will be with me and Sarah, as yesterday we also talked about the school Carnival coming up. This is the third one in a row, and the 3rd one I've been to (if I go this year.) Our class is making squishy heads, those little balloons with flour in them tied up. Which I can't make properly. Ugggggggh a few weeks ago Mr. Dewar signed me up for like 12:30, though I said no. Here's the conversation:
Dewar: Do you wanna be rostered on?
Me: No, I'd rather not.
Dewar: Come on, it'll be fun!
Me: No, no, no, no, no.
Dewar: OK I'll put you on for 12:30, K?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arrrrrrrrgh then I remembered I have drama at 12:30 and can't get there, he asked when I would arrive I said bout 1:30, so he wrote down I would be at the carnival 1:30 onwards. So apparently I'm on at 1:30 now, and he didn't even tell me.

The Carnival is not compulsory, yet teachers are bein all shitty about the students going. It seems like they'll spank students that don't show up, coz like Sarah said, if the students didn't go, there'd be like almost nobody there. You want money? Let us pay you. Idiots.

They've even gotten rid of all the good rides and replaced them with a 3 year old party pack. There's a damn mechanical bull. Some people lost their virginity to those things.

And you are gone, tonight

Josh and his family went to Broome on the holidays and the first week back to school. Their rental 4 wheel drive car got in a head on smash with another car, so Josh brought photos and won't stop showing them off. "I'M IN A CAR CRASH, WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME?" Uggggggggghhhh....

Shotgun fire, anybody home?

In drama at school yesterday... so funny... me and Clare have this awesome handshake from Scrubs that pisses everyone off. XD. We didn't stop doing it, so Josh and Matt faked us and were being stupid... it was so funny....
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I will choke them.

Speaking of Matt, HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY MATT!!!! XD

Lalala!

Thursday, 6 October 2005

(Too Long To Mention)

Birthday on Sunday, Sunday for me, Sunday makes me a happy Johnny, birthday happy Johnny happy XD
I got 5th and 6th season of The Simpsons, 2nd Scrubs season and $35... yaaay (which I will spend on blank CD's and more DVD's XD)
Thanks for the prezzie offer there James... but yeah I guess it would be hard to send..
I have nothing to say cept 3 STEVO ASSIGNMENTS IN 5 DAYS? WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK I AM, A BULEMIA CLINIC COUNSELLOR? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
Go home now.

Monday, 26 September 2005

Cray-zee

Have fun at New Zealand Steph, you lucky little bugger? Grar, I wanna go to NZ.

I hate it. As soon as you finally get into the spirit of it being the holidays, it destroys it with SCHOOL AGAIN. Stefo has given us a book to read, quite possibly the most boring thing on the planet, I Am David, a book about some stingy little jackass who lives in a POW camp or something and tries to break free, and blah I've read about a hundred pages and there's 2 other people in the class who haven't made it half way eather. (Btw, I'm up to chapter two. Yeah, there's only 8 chapters.) I don't get it, that's the 2nd book we've had to read this year not from that Watermelon Moon pile of crap. We ALL BOUGHT THE BOOK it has about 20 stories in it, so why not work off that instead, moron? GRR. Makes me so angry I might just hurt myself.

Oh plus Stevo has given us A SECOND THING to do, some Grammar Survival Guide crap, in which we write about parts of grammar. Okay, we've all heard it before, nobody's gonna use it anyway, so just drop it. My least favourite subject, English, has 2 things to do in a 2 week (supposed relaxing) break, and we don't have anything else. Just makes me feel like the gum on the bottom of my table, that's probably been there for a few years, that I am forced to look at as I sit under the table every lesson. Luckily teahcers don't notice I'm missing (I usually sit up the back XD)

Let's try to move to good things. Yetserday me and Ben went to the movies and saw Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. It was pretty cool, except if you've seen it, at the end when the other kids walk out, you see Augustus covered in chocolate, Violet is blue, Mike is stretched out really tall, yet the worst one of all, Veruca, only got covered in garbage. Grr, she should've died.

Anyway, besides that the movie was weird, especially the Oompa Loompas. I mean, did you see in the credits? It said 'Oompa Loompa played by:' and it had one name ><". Crazy. The songs were actually pretty weird, yet still better than the old movie. Haha in the car on the way there and the way back, me and Ben (Mostly Ben) were poiting/staring at other drivers. Most of them P platers. One guy driving behind us we were poiting at, so he overtook us and went into the lane next to us, drove past laughing, then did the good ol' one finger salute. Haha, it was fun. Yaaay it's my birthday on Sunday, and I really want Monday off school coz it'll be the day after my birthday we go back to school. Noooooo, I don't wanna be in anxiety the entire holidays, then when it finally explodes on mah birthday, I SHOULD be able to relax and enjoy. No, instead I come back to a double Geography lesson, followed by excruciating mental pain with Lancaster, then I don't freakin care what's next, but I have Engligh some time that day. And the day after. And in the next two days. Then a double on Friday WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON HERE. SOMEBODY STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF AND TAKE SOME PEOPLE WITH ME. Oh speaking of English, there's no way in hell I'm doing those English things. Nuh-uh. Already got enough stuff to deal with right now, I'm not gonna do more of this. Bye, lucky people.

Friday, 16 September 2005

Happy 12th (or 13th) birthday Squinty!

If you are reading this James, you're standing behind me. Hahahhahaha(ahahha)hahaha

James: *laugh*
Me: Pfft blah. There, I said it.

Dammit, what else can I put in here? Hmm-bop.

Was the last day of school today. Yaaay for... 2 week vacationess... at last. I deserved it. =) I have nothing planned for these holidays except sit in the exact same spot and gain weight.

Congratulations Squinty, you are dead. By me. You're turning THIRTEEN not TWELVE this year, asshole. Grar, behold, for I am angry. Like you're gonna read this anyway, hmm.

Goodbye my adoring crowd (population: James.)

Wednesday, 7 September 2005

Backwards Time!

.eyb eyb os yas ot esle gnihton evah I.
.driew woh ,mmH .llew os kcilc yeht ,thgin tsal rehto hcae ot decudortni erew esilE dna isseJ
.etisbew lamron a no dnif reven d'uoy modnar siht lla htiw derevoc '?lleH ehT tahW' dellac etisbew wen a gnitaerc era ytniuqS n eM
.RAVE gniht tsenemosewa eht eb dluow taht ,NYS no teg dna yrt annog era em nda isseJ ahhhah ...laicps oooooooooooooooooooo tuo niog era hpetS dna kriK
.gnirob tsuJ
.deneppah gnihtoN :pu uoy hctac em teL
.elihw a ni degwalb t'nevah I
(If you bothered translating that.... grarr eat a crane machine. You could do it the long way, or print screen and flip it :) Then again some letters would still be screwed, bah you can figure it out right? RIGHT?!!?)

Saturday, 20 August 2005

Luna Park

What an exciting day today will be...
Me and Sarah slept downstairs last night, woo (video hits sucks).
Drama today... Ella's bringing a friend of hers or something, apparently she is more crazy than I am. Not possible.
After that me Dad, Kerry, Jessi, Sarah, and Sarah's friend James (wow! A whole day with James! :P) Peta's supposed to be going to Luna Park today as well, but I couldn't go. Now this morning dad asks if I wanna go... dammit! If he called me half an hour earlier I could've called Peta and tell her I was coming! Maybe I'll nump into her then...
Pfft David brought ILH Ep 1 script to drama last week... now Heather wants us to perform it the week Kelly gets back, which is next week (churn).
James, if you're reading this, Sarah won't let me add you to my MSN list.. blahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahaha
I hope I bump into Peta today hmm.

Sunday, 7 August 2005

Happy 13th birthday Jessi! (for yesterday...)

That's right, it was Jessi's birthday yesterday.. hmm-bop
Me and Holly and David (and maybe Kelly) are making this internet cartoon series with a green screen... gonna be so damn awesome.
It's 5:58PM!
Almost 6, crack the champagne.
Don't ask why, I have no thing with 6 o clock whatsoever anyway.
I'm gonna keep writing till then...
Bobdiedandikilledhim: what the hell is your name? and what's your email addy? We gotta talk on MSN man :P
5:59PM!
Clare said I could borrow her Season 3 and 4 of Scrubs like a month ago. I want it bad, I'll have something to do..
Speaking of something to do, I'm sorting all the songs on my computer into actual folders. Gonna take me forever, but it's worth it.
6:00PM!!!
CRACK TEH CHAMPAGNE, ITALIAN.

Monday, 1 August 2005

Happy 14th birthday Sarah!

Scary, so many birthdays now... ahhhh
Yes, she's Erin's friend gblahahahghnnadfas
Jessi is scaring me smoke dope eat a bar of soap and fly home a bubble twiddledeedumblahblah
Stop saying words blaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahhaha so good.
High! Dum diddly dum dum diidly dum dum diddly dum dum diddly diddly! Heard that song? Awesome.
Even if you haven't, awesome still.
Anyway, I'll end my seemlessly pointless blog now, I'll write another when man walks on the sun.
Byeeee

Friday, 29 July 2005

Happy 14th birthday Erin!

Okay, my youth group, Insano Cafonkey, is better than any other, case closed.
Especially PenCC.
They didn't even name their group, they just called it after the church.
My church is COC and the youth is called Insano Cafonkey. Woo
Every week there it's just like pizza and boring kiddy games like pass the parcel or dodgeball or one of those games where you could carry a jellybean through a straw or something.
Check out the photo in weird stuff in my photo album to see.
Anyway, last night Elizabeth Murdoch College (not my school, thankfully) and Gateway Family Church held a play called Bye Bye Birdie... and my dad was in it... it was prett alright blaaa
That's right, bag my groceries!

Saturday, 23 July 2005

I hate Materialism.

Oh wow, so you've decided to go shopping at least twice a week. Okay, shove it. People are so bent on things like materialism and being older than they actually are, it's spread the world apart.
All the younger teenagers who MUST spend at least $50 a week, MUST have at least 5 boyfriend/girlfriends each year, and MUST be just like everyone else. Well screw it. Have you seen those kind of people, and letting things like this run their lives is making so many of their problems BIGGER. If you're someone who doesn't care for shopping or crappy television and doesn't want to be found as an object, then chances are you probably don't have much conflit in your life.
BUT LOOK AT THEM.
Oh no! I cry over every insignificant thing I encounter! How will I ever grow up to lead a successful life?
You can see the people who are doing well in life and school, then look at the people I describe. Just picture them in 15 years: What will their career be? Will they be rich? Will they end up in a marriage? Will the shoot themselves because life is going far down the tubes?
Well look at each person you encounter, I dare you, and think of these questions. You can see who will live a more successful life.

Wednesday, 20 July 2005

Problems With Today's Generation (Mine)

Here's my rant for you all, problems with society today.

I don't even know where to begin.. Ah yes. Just because you managed to push someone over doesn't mean you're the king. You're a 12 year old with a mental disease, go scare someone. I hate the kind of person that believes they CAN and WILL be the greatest at everything because they need attention. If you need attnetion, run around naked. Nobody cares for your selfishness.

There's even that kind of person that takes any petty slight about themselves and turns it into something to show off about and coast on till you can think of something new to brag about that night. That's the exact kind of idiot who should be locked up somewhere away from the decent people of the world. "GUESS WHAT?! I found a new pube growing! Wow, I'm so much better than you." Fool!

Now for the groups. There's 4 main groups in my age of society. Here's a graph type thing:

'Cool' - Mainly consits of women. Normally the kind of person who is superofficial, OMG SHOPPING! AnD TyPeS UpPeRcAsE AnD LoWeRcAsE SeNtEnCeS! Sometimes these people can be nice. About half half really. I wouldn't really call them Cool.

'Jock' - Mainly consits of guys. Loves football. *Egh* Is brought in by controlling people. Not all the time, they can be really nice. Woo

'Nerd' - Normally teased by the Cool and Jock group for who they are. That's meeeean

'Outsider' - The kind of people who don't want to be labelled and would rather die than fit in with one of the Cool or Jock groups. Wants to be different.

What am I you ask? Outsider.

Now for individual people:

I can really only think of one at the moment.

'Leader/Dictator' - Doesn't care what group they're in as long as they could either change the group, be the leader of the group, and exclude others.

Sorry if this has insulted you (Wait, I'm not sorry) I'm extremely pissed.

BYEEEEEEEEEEE

Saturday, 16 July 2005

Quiz. This is so copied off Sarah.

TEN people I enjoy spending time with (in no specific order):
Mum, Dad, Sarah (even), all my school chums.

NINE things I'm wearing:
Undies, shirt, pants >_>

EIGHT things on my Mind:
I know there's something I have to do but I can't remember it. I hope Dell comes to HOG. That Honour Your Parents song from the play. I hope I get the comp back after Sophie's party. Sophie's party gonna rock. I hope today's drama doesn't suck. The time. I hope Erin gets on soon.

SEVEN items I Touch everyday:
My bed. Doorknobs. Buttons. My fingers. The phone. Food. Water.

SIX things I Do everyday:
Stare into oblivion. breathe. eat. sleep. blink. swallow.

FIVE things I want to do before I die:
Meet all my good chums on the net. Star in TV somehow. Nobody wants to die a virgin >_> Haha.. *rolls eyes* I dunno can't think of anything else.

FOUR things I will Never do:
Sing in public. Strip for an audience. >_<>THREE things I Do when I wake up:
Wonder if I swallowed anything in the night. Sit up. Look around the room.

TWO of my favorite foods:
Edible kinds. Not-off kinds.

One Thing I Love Most:
HUGGLES. Ugh sounds like a nappie brand.



Bye all.... maybe forever, I think I did swallow something in the night >_<

Friday, 15 July 2005

Play Thing.

Hmm bop, last nightwas my school's production thing called 'Around The World In Ten Commandments' which was a bout this chick presenting to her class her bible assignment about the 10 commandments as she travelled around the world. It was cool I was in the first bit, Israel, then there was France, Egypt, (great dance ladies!!) Hawaii, Austria, Ireland, (haha go Matt) Italy, Honeymooners, (not sure where that was, but there was 2 newlyweds going on honeymoon and sang about adultery) Jamacia, America (STRETCHING TEH TRUTH, IS TELLING A LIE) Spain, and then China =)
The songs were too catchy.
Anyway dad met this woman on the net called Kerry, and she has a duaghter my age called Jessi and we've been talking and stuff. She sounds just like Rachael from BB >_>
I started school back on Tuesday, and this week I've had 6 periods of work lol, r0x0rzin. And I'm home today, Friday, so bla. Every other day we left for rehearsals at some church after the first 3 periods, except for yesterday we went to the Franky Arts Centre all day woo!
Man, I haven't blogged in a while.
AGH Tegan is so frustrating. She hits :(
Bah nothing else to say bye imaginary readers of blogness.

Thursday, 30 June 2005

Went Rye-Bye-Rye << ?

Okay from Sunday till yesterday me and my family and Clare went to Rye :) twas coolness. Clare brought her PS2 with Eyetoy and stuff and uber cool. On Monday we went to the beach a bit and saw Madagascar, which sucked :) Storyline went nowhere, and the most serious thing was I WANNA EAT YOU BUT I CAN'T. There were a few funny bits tho. (I like to move it move it...)
On Tuesday we went Bowling... which I won out of me Clare and Sarah. Woopee. :) Then at the same place we went to mini-golf which Sarah won, and me and Clare tied. That place had an easy arcade, so me and Clare got lotsa tickets and bought a basketball hoop with a basketball, a basketball on a string wrapped around ya finger with velcro, clacker thingys which make loud noises and smells like gunpowder.. and also a slinky Ser-weeeet.
Attention bobdiedandikilledhim: That's great. Kissing emo guys?! Say wha.
Wednesday we headed home... (and Clare had to come to my house for a bit coz her mum was workin) and at home me and Clare walked to the shops over the road from me, and we bought 2 mugs each (only 50c, why not?) pretzels, pringles, thickshake thingy, and somehow clare talked me into buying a fish. (Only a buck. We gave it to Sarah anyhoo, she named it after her friend Oscar hahahah le daa ha da lee doo.)
How wange. Chekkit.
Song:
A glue stick
Some glitta paint
Words cut out from a magazine
BFF carved in a tree
That stands for BAOW FOM FROOSH!
A portajon
Came alive
Put on a play
With so-and-so
Unfortunatley
They didn't get
A very good review.
Whats her face
Ate staple sauce
A heaping bowl of staple sauce
And that crazy learner's permit girl
Gave me a ride
To Baggabes.
(What? They ain't got no turbografx games?)
Haha to check out the other TEE GEE ESS's go to http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html
Ain't to teen girl.
Quite good, quite good.
G'bye, my spanish galleons!
P.S. Click on the o and the ! in TGS movies for somethin' speccy.

Saturday, 25 June 2005

It's a holiday, celebrate!

So cool. Holidays.

Yesterday was my last day of Term 2, and I was the only person to bring a red nose for red nose day.. I scared a lot of people. I also brought a camera yesterday, took about 5 photos then the batteries died =( and most of the photos I took were crap anyhoo.

Instead of going to Youth last night, Squinty invited me to come to one of those CFA family night things... his sister Kate brought a friend Renee, blaaarg. They showed Toy Story 1 + 2. I only stayed to watch the first one, then me and Squinty went into the other room where the fire trucks are and climbed on them and played with tennis balls for a while, which we lost. Very funnn :)

Today... I love Saturdays where you go places frantically across the day. But the day ain't over yet ;)

I had my drama performances today for the parents, I did 'Power Struggle' and a snippet from 'Hating Alison Ashley.' I got some photos, which are in my photo collectionness. I've uploaded a number of photos to my MSN dp.

Congratulations Supergrover for 6 years at Helen! :)

Straight out bye.

Friday, 17 June 2005

Cheerio.

Okay, today's Friday, and I have the day off. Whopee. I've been wanting to write this blawg for evar bit I haven't yet. Nyah :)

Last Friday - I had VCD that day, in which me and Sara and Clare and Kirk have to make a design postery dealy for a Quiksilver/Roxy Summer Sale. Me and Clare decided to work on the poster on the weekend. Woo

Saturday - Me and Clare went to Fountain Gate shopping because I tried to invite her round, but the same time happened to be when mum wanted to go shopping argh. So anyhoo, we bought 2 cans or silly string each, bubbles (each of us) some lunch... and went and watsed money at Tunza Fun and got 3 slinkys from it :D You know that arcade game big bessie where that fat chick gets bigger as you throw balls into her mouth? Listen to what she says next time you play that, unless you think you're too cool to be seen in Tunza Fun. Bleh later we went to my place, played with silly string and bubbles and slinky, then finished the posterness.

Sunday - Well it's the 3nd day of my 4 day weekend :) And I watched Scrubs all day.

Monday - I watched Scrubs all day.

Tuesday - Oman, Sophie invited me to go to the movies with David, Steph and Tom to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith at the new Karingal cinemas (which has a Vmax :D). That movie was awesome, David din't like it though. BURN. Anyhoo, it was fun because for some time me and David and Tom went off away from the girls and talked/bitched about things... like Emily and James who are stuck to each others genitalia, although they cover that up with clothing. :P

Wednesday - Normal boring school day, had practise for that play thing which I hate. Argh. It happened on the basketball court from 4th period till the rest of the day... Luckily I had Geog 4th, English 5th, then lunch. Teehee, even though I was at the start, I got to stay and miss out on English. :)

Thursday - Today was the day :O The presentation of the poster thing in VCD. Clare wanted to use the bubbles, slinky and silly string for something since we bought it, so we used it in our presentation and wasted the entire period practising/doing nothing.

Friday - That's today alrighty. Today's cool because I get to stay home, seeing as here is a soccer rally day tomorrow and almost everybody is going, so I doubt there will be classes as normal today, or the teachers will just not put in enough effort like I never do. Today's great too coz Juzz is home also. :)

Tomorrow - Hasn't happened yet. Nyah

Pip pip cheerio yall.

Oh by the way, through the week I've been watching Scrubs, and I had a fight with this bitch in year 8 Courtney, who thinks she's better than the world and she's really queer.

Sunday, 12 June 2005

After all, I am a lady! (aka SYG)

Here's my little State Youth Games recap. I loved SYG. It was full of SYG. SYG is a giant Chrsitian youth camp in Warragul with games that are played among different Victorian youth groups, along with cheering, gaming, The Village (which is like a disco club thing) movies, live bands, guest speakers, et cetera. Anyway, NOW is my BIGGER recap, with lots of random things that happened along the way.

#1 Found out SYG has their own radio station!! We were driving through the entrance and saw a sign that said "SYGFM 91.1" and it bores me anyway, but Katherine went on it! And I missed it! Agghhh coz the radio station is in the terminally-ill centre of the whole park, not too far from Frankston actually.

#2 Wow, isn't my tent screwed. Opening Ceremony. The tent Matt and I were going to be sleeping in wasn't waterproof, and since the tents were already set up when we got there, ours was not. So we looked around for where we had to sleep, and ended up sleeping in a ROOM. A ROOM. Instead of verybody else n a tent, we got a cozy warm room out the back of the stage/pavillion that is Frankston Campus. Sam, John, and wo other random people I don't know decided to sleep in the room too, GRAR.. xD. Also, the Opening Ceremony was on Friday night... snore. It went pretty fast actually.

#3 Took a huge journey to find Erin. My good ol' pal Erin F. from Ringwood that I've known since I was born went to SYG too, and so did her sister Kyla, who I have known for just as long. I tried texting/calling her for a while and didn't get through. Then she called me and we were trying to locate each other, and I almost walked right past her while on the phone to her out the front of the toilet block, I must've looked so stupid.

#4 Was stalked. As usual, Erin (not the good one, the bad one) from youth was following me and touching me and such... "DO UP YA JACKET DO UP YA JACKET ITS SO COLLLD BLAHBLAHBLAH WHITE NOISE SHRIEKING" the good Erin later decided to name her StalkStalk. All one word.

#5 Met Tash. Erin and I were walking through the Frankston campus and ran into Tash who we too also almost walked right past, and she went HEY JHNNY! And I was like.. WOAH it's Tash. I know her off the internet/sister, and have only ever met her once. Erin immediately decided she likes Tash.

#6 Tash and Erin met StalkStalk. We were standing in Frankston and StalkStalk came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder. I naturally turned around and she wasn't there, but nooo was on the other side of me. Then she was giggling/hyperventilating, and at this point Erin and Tash were thinking, "I hate her."

#7 Met Sam. This actually happened on the bus ride up to Warragul as I was sitting next to Tori, got to know her a bit, but Matt and Sam had met while still at the church and I sorta met him on the bus. He's cool xD

#8 Got my special Frank T-shirt! Frankston have special T-Shirts that are plain black with a special Frankston logo on the back and on the front are many variations of Frankston slogans. "Fitter, Faster, Franker." "May the Frank be with you." "Just Frank It." "Be Frank." But the one I got was "Is Frank, is Good."

#9 Met Siobhan. Her name annoys me, not only did I not spell it right the first time I wrote it there (had to fix it) I could never remember her name either. She really likes hugs, and she went to Ormond camp along with Tash and is really good friends with Tash. I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Met Rachel. I don't remember if I met Rachel the same time I met Siobhan, but eh. Rachel is really small and really great... we immediately clicked and for some reason ran off from out group randomly after knowing each other about 5 minutes. How odd.

#11 Found out about Katherine's love for hugs. Katherine goes to Frankie youth, and I found out how much she loves hugs. Swell.

#12 Learned many new dances. ALL off Tash. I can't dance over the internet, and I really don't have the energy or motivation to describe them.

#13 Danced at The Village with Erin. We went over to The Village disco and stood there watching people dance for a while, and graudally started to boogie slightly.

#14 One hour sleep. Friday night I just couldn't sleep. Got about one hour in total. Didn't fully sleep till like 5 or 6.

#15 Saturday morning: Ultimate Frisbee. Just so you know, I didn't sign up for any sports because I am NOT a sporty person, but I was awake at like... 8? Yeah, 8. So I was forced to go "spectate" until like 12:30... BORDEOM. I phoned with Maddz a bit and I got absolutely no break from StalkStalk the whole time, Sam and Matt were defending me.

#16 My lack of food. I didnt' eat one meal they cooked for us on camp. I smuggled my own food, so when lunch, brekkie or dinner came I hid in my room for a while and ate till it was over. xD

#17 Saturday Afternoon: Where was I supposed to be? I was standing in the entrance of Franky campus with Tash and Siobhan, which is where everybody else was. They were sorting out who's going where to spectate, but I don't know what happened, but Sarah Lay, Tori and I were left behind which is what I wanted, I don't want to go bore myself alone watching somebody play something anyway, lol, so I spent the afternoon with Tashy and Siobhan.

#18 The Box. At the Gate 4 entrance to Lardner Park (where we go through) there's a little ticket box thing there and the door was open, so we loitered in a 2x1 metre box for a few hours. It was great, actually. Tash was sitting down, Siobhan was ontop of her and I was standing and sometimes leaning on the door... and the box of like, sliding down a hill so I fell down into the door a few times. We were greeting people coming through the gate and got some yellow-petalled weeds and gave them to people. Also, Tash had a kissing booth.

#19 <3> I've ditched Frankston so much and went with Tash and Siobhan down to their Ormond camp. People were like "HEY you're not from here!" Hey, NS, kind of obvious you fools. I've been in and out of Ormond so much, people recognize me, and I had an interview on their video xD

#20 Aerobics. Aerobics were at about... well some time in the evening, and Tash, Siobhan, Erin, Fatty (who goes to Ormand, briefly met him a bit, he's great. He's actually quite skinny) and I got front row, but we were shoved back to make room for judges, so we got second row instead. The guys infront of us were from Ringwood, and they were all like "Oh yeah, we're so good we got front row by default." Continued.. in number 21. Anyway, we saw like 10 different aerobics performances, they were sooo good/funny, it's great.

#21 Scaring the tools at Aerobics. Anyway, these guys infront of us... I have a thing on my list of things to do before I die that is "Meet someone random in a random way." Tash told me to steal one of the guys' beanie. I wouldn't, told her to. We went back and forth until she complained to Siobhan, who immediately just took the beanie and gave it to Tash. The guy turned around, who later we found out was called Cameron, and he was like "Can I please have my beanie back now?" And tash kept not giving it back, smelling the beanie... "I have a beanie fetish." Eventually we gave it back. Another blonde guy... I forget his name... his hair looks really fluffy, so thanks to Tash's brilliant indearing, I stroked his head going "You're fluffier than you look." And managed to cross off that thing on my list xD!! Some guy called Logan there got up to talk to someone else for a second, so Tash went and stole his seat. When he came back, he was like "Uhh... what are you doing in my chair?" "Ah, just laying back." "Can I please sit back in my chair?" To which Tash responded by smacking her legs a few times to signal that she wants him to sit on her. Arhahrhahr

#22 I forget Siobhan's name. I keep forgetting it. I have her in my phone, a few times when I forgot, I took out my phone and found out. I started calling her random names instead... Shipoopi, Shanaynay, Shilly, Geneva...

#23 Ran off with Rachel again. I don't know how it happened, but we walked through Dandenong campus where Rachel is and she dragged me away from Tash and Geneva and we ran off a bit.

#24 Netball. As usual, I ditched breakfast on Sunday morning and got sent to Netball. We lost so hard, and they made me play 1 and a half rounds, which I spose wasn't that bad, but I made a fool out of myself so much coz I'm bad at netball xD

#25 Sunday afternoon. Ditched volleyball or whatever was on and went with Tash and Geneva, but they had to leave for Air Hockey at two, but fortuneately Erin was back at that time, so I hung out with her for the afternoon. We went to the box, the movie tent, which was empty, but the whole SYG was almost empty because people were playing/spectating sports.

#26 MENTOS!! Erin got me hooked on Mentos while we were at the movie tent. She had a giant tub thing of heaps of them (which was written in Indonesian. Still tasted the same tho), which I had heaps of, and so me, Erin, Sam Pratt and somebody else, eventually... eh people came and went.. we were eating them and chucking the wrappers in the bonfire at Frankston xD Now I'm addicted to mentos.

#27 Where were we sposed to be? Some time during the evening, Staffy, Tash, Geneva, Steve and I went ant loitered at the box for a while, and completely lost track of the time. Turns out we were supposed to go to a worship service, but we completely forgot about it. Oh well.

#28 What a fulfilling conversation. There was nobody at Ormond, so after we somehow lost Steve, that left Staffy, Geneva, Tash and I to go in the warmness of Ormond and we had a special conversation about love and Tash's erections and such. Ahahha, ignore that. xD

#29 Loiter at Dandenong. Tash, Geneva/Siobhan and I went over to Dandenong to see if we could find James... but he wasn't there :( No, instead we found some random people that know Geneva, and they had a can of whipped cream, kept spraying Geneva, hehe. I hugged one of the guys, and he took it to heart, took me round the corner and humped me... it was so hot. I must find him again.

#30 Intellectual convo round the bonfire. Back at Frankston now, near midnight on Sunday, I was sitting at the bonfire, and also there was Katherine, StalkStalk, Grant, and some others that came in and out. We started talking about the theory of evolution, and about how all this Christianity stuff is true, as in Katherine's words, "I don't think the laws of gravity and planets and people and the galaxy and things like that just came together as a coincidence. There must've been God."

#31 Monday... GOING HOOOOME! I wasn't all that tired when I got up, (compared to the other days) and I got up, sat infront of the heater for a bit, then helped Kate, Katherine, Sam Pratt, Steve and Whatsherface take down a tent... it took SO long, especially fitting it into the bag. All of it hurt, it took so much longer than it should've, it was like giving birth.

#32 The Finals! We had all packed up and left the campsite and went over to a basketball place where the netball and basketball finals were on. Tash, Shipoopi, Erin, StalkStalk, Katherine, Rachel, Zac and I loitered in the lobby. We borrowed a pen from reception and Tash and I drew on everything... all over my face and my body especially. Rachel got some pom-poms from Dandenong, so I stole some and we were dancing around with them, it was so much funnn.

#33 State Youth Games 2006: The Closing Ceremony. Ah, State Youth Games is over. The Closing Ceremony was in the gym where the finals were, and they handed out awards and such. One Community won State Youth Games! Wooo! After we went to some park and lunched or something, then went back, washed the bus at the car wash and I got a lift home with Matt xD

#34 I signed Aisha's journal xD. Aisha has a little journal that she puts out to people for them to leave messages, so I left two messages. One had a bunch of things that SYG could stand for... crazy.

#35 Natasha Profile. Tash picked up an axe and threatened StalkStalk. Tash danced. Tash is very popular everywhere, she knew everybody. Tash lost her voice on some day, Saturday I think, and was croaky the rest of the camp. The end.

#36 Aerobics Part 2. Sunday night, Frankston performed for Aerobics infront of everybody. They did the dance from Napoleon Dynamite, it was SOOO GOOOOD! Ala TGS.

#37 SYG made me sick. SYG had the coldest weather ever, I had a cold that was UBER bad on Saturday and Sunday, and now my throat hurts and such, and I'm really hot... fever perhaps? Ehh I have a bit of a headache too.

I hope you read all that.

Word Count: 2372.

Saturday, 4 June 2005

Youth = Werrd

Hah last night I got drawn on by heaps of people. I have a little muzzle and stuff i"ll put up the photos some time.

I'm staying at dad's this weekend. Whoopee. Mum's goin to Philip Island, and it's dad's bday tomozza so that's cooleroo.

Blah I have nothing to say.

YO. I'LL HAVE 2 SLICES OF PEPPERONI.

*roar*

Saturday, 28 May 2005

Dammit Holly!

I have to do a History and Bible assignment to be done on Monday, and I havent't started my History one. This doesn't exactly help either when Word won't work for me, freakin Microsoft I hate it.

OMG after I wrote that I went to an MSN convo and then the window down the bottom with my blog entry was flashing... it's like microsoft knows.

At drama today, Holly kept saying I love Kelli, and apparently she told her that, and I don't :( And now Melissa is bugging me about it so yeah, how gay.

I saw hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy today. Geez, that movie sometimes can make no sense. There's some thing about a towel that can protect you, and at the end the universe ended up being inside a dog. I don't know what the hell was going on.

I just previewed Ben's space, and he's only written 2 blogs, both this morning. The basic thing: Good morning, and the count of how many times he's gone to the toilet today.

Ciao mama.

Saturday, 21 May 2005

IE SUCKS CRAP.

OMG. I JUST WROTE A GOOD BLOG ENTRY, I CLICK PUBLISH, AND THE PAGE DOESNT LOAD. I CLICK BACK AND ITS GONE. MOZILLA WOULDNT DO THIS TO ME. I JUST WROTE SOMETHING WITH THE SAME JIST AS THIS, AND IT FUCKIN HAPPENED AGAIN. IE WILL BUUUUUUUUURN FOR ITS NON-COOKIE DEALY.


Note, Added Jan 23, 2006: I did another blog on this day which I'm not adding ^_^

Saturday, 14 May 2005

There's a bear in my oatmeal!

Hah. This morning Juzzy said in July he would be plane-ing down to Melb to meet me and people oh my gawsh excited.

HIS PARENTALS CANCELLED.

Yet, his family is now driving down here, and Juzzy gets to live with me for 2 days. Nyeee lol so bloody excited.

Last night Erin and her family came down for dinnar at my place, we talked to Juzz for a bit too. And Erin stupidly tripped on a footpath and twisted her ankle. BUT ONLY BY DAY! Anyway, she brought her friend Sarah, who I have MSN'd to a few times. She's so random. (And so hawt. Hahahaha)

Ain't no hollaback chickadee, ain't no hollaback chickadee.

STEWIE FOR GOV'NOR!

Goodbye loyal fans. (Vote 'Yes' on prop. 304; bring Juzz to victoria. And vote 'Yes' on 507, making Johnny Prez. Hahahha)

Sunday, 8 May 2005

Lots of things hurt today

http://www.myrobotfriend.com/thecut.html

Check it out and comment on how pointless it is.

Now then, my hamstring, I think that's it, the muscle on my thighs, has been hurties since I woke up this morning. Probably from all the running at skirmish yesterday at Kirk's bday party. For those who don't know, Skirmish is tre cool. It's like laser challenge, except it's outdoors in the bush. There's like metal huts and tin drums and old cars and such and you gotta shoot others. Way cool. Gotta go again sometime.

After that yesterday we all went to maccas and to Kirk's dad's place. His dad had this thing that Josh wouldn't stop laughing about, and I can't say unless Kirk or someone reads it. Nyah, I'm so delightfully evil on the inside and outside and on my hurting legs.

WHOAMG my mind hurts. Thinking hurts.

Yes, yes it does.

I hope I get off school tomorrah. These damn hamstrings hurt more than... um... listening to a Britney Spears song. Yes, I can stand her incoherant babble for about 7 seconds. She should die.

And you know who else is an annoying singer? Gwen Stefani. It sounds like she's whinging all the time. (Why the hell do you need to whinge about bananas?)

Goodnight America.

Friday, 6 May 2005

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Tuesday, 3 May 2005

Mick's suck, Yankee's suck, Mick's suck.

I've been updating this piece of crap more than usual for some reason. Though I basically have nothing to tell.

Sara absolutely hates Zoe (my ex-gf.) so today, I asked Sara to dump her for me (Zoe would go crazy if I did lawl) and Sara did gladly. Now Zoe's saying I have to say it to her face. Lawl what a fun day.

We got a new kid at school yesterday! His name is Jake, uber cool, and has instantly become part of mine, Josh's and Kirk's group. Speaking of Kirk I was sitting at my desk today leaning on my arms on the table. TRYING TO SLEEP. And by the way, my table is like pushed up against the wall. Kirk kept pushing my elbow again and again and again, then pushed my ebloe uber hard so I punched my face pretty hard, and then my head into the wall. Hurtopia.

After sah-cool today Mum didn't come till 3:50 anyhoo, and anyhoo I had the anyhooingness rehearsals for that gay play. WHOAMG I MADE A RHYME, I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD EAT LIME. WHOAMG, THERE I GO AGAIN, YESTERDAY KIRK BROKE MY PEN. (Asshole.)

Anyway, g'bye.

Sunday, 1 May 2005

May Flowers, And Innarnet!

It's May! And the net is back! W00ty! Finally! Blah blah mahuff mahuff.

Le Squint is here today, he's playing the SNES now, but it's all good. He's playing Zeldarr.

Dad heard of some thing called Firefily, kind of like Skype, but this is Melbourne-based so you can make phone calls and such it's uber cool. 5c per minute to un-local places in the state and out of state is expensive, and 18c flat-fee for local.

Atm I'm trying to tell Holly what TGS means. Here, have a look: www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

Lawl coolies.

G'bye.

Saturday, 30 April 2005

Ooh, aah, I lost my sanity! I left it in my boyfriend's mental asylum!

What a joyous few weeks it's been. Been quite adventureous. Lemme begin with this:

BOYSRROTTENMADEOUT2COTTONGIRLSRNTSXYMADEOUT2PEPSI

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I REALLY DESPISE THAT SONG. And that Tamara chick is a slut. Anyway, I'm scratching my foot now. Think a mozzie got me.

Dad let out the cat this morning and he hasn't seenit since. Arrf.

Since Wednesday's sport lesson, start of the week for me, everybody has been singing the "Rip, slip, brush, ahh!" Thing off that uberly gay advertisement. You know, people singing about some thing you put your finger to brush your teeth (apparently it takes 3 of them to get your mouth clean.) Now then, we were doing kick-offs or something, and all of a sudden Steph just started singing "RIP, SLIP, BRUSH, AHHH!!!" Oman uberly funny. So now everybody is. About 5 minutes after, Abe (though whenever I spell his name I spell it A-B-D-E-D) decided to sing it: Strip, lick, suck, ahh! How uberly gross. Totarrlyy.

Today's the 30th right? Well who cares, cept me. Now then, Telstra's being a bitch about our internet and other things...

A few weeks ago dad was trying to switch his mobile from Telstra to Optus. Telstra got his brithday wrong, and took a week to do something that should've taken not even a day.

From the 18th to the 26th, the net was supposed to be installed at our place. We had to put TPG (internet) and Telstra (phone) together for ADSL, but Telstra took too long. So we called and they said it would be done on the 28th. Well, it wasn't. So yesterday we called back, and they said it will happen on the 2nd. Fat chance.

Because of Telstra being slacky, I'm at dad's place writing this, just like I was for my last 2 bloggies. LAWLEH BLOGGIES.

Last night me and Kirk went to COC youth for the first time. UBERLY COOL. MUST GO AGAIN. Basacially all other 49 year 7's have gone to PenCC for some reason, that place has got to be the worst youth evar. It's the exact same boring crap each week. At COC it's always creative, funny, and just heaps o' funness. PenCC suxx0rz. Next week COC are doing this uberly cool activity, it's like a pizza scavanger hunt, but cooler than a lameass scavanger hunt. We're split up into 3 groups, and we drive around Franga to the leader's house to beg/steal/buy/borrow pizza toppings from leader's houses. When we have them all, we bring le toppings back to the church to make PIZZARRRR!!! Uber cool.

This Easy Mac tastes so plain. Probably because I added too much water then starined it and flavour probably strained too.

Goodbye, fair Helena.

Monday, 25 April 2005

Blog, Ala Johnny

I'VE BEEN INSPIRED BY JUZZ'S HUGELY LONG BLOG ENTRY.

I'm at dad's place again doing nothing, seeing as there's nothing better to do. He still has the net and I don't.

I was reading Juzz'd blog just before and he wrote a list of people he wants to meet. here's an example of one:

1. The kid on the sultana bran who goes "NAHAHAHA" randomly when he is asked a question

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THAT..... Arrf. Now blahblahblah

RAWRJOHNNETHSMAAAAASHRAWKLAWL

I phoned with Juzz a few days ago. He starts school again on Wednesday, uber bummar.

Here's a list of people I want to meet:

1. A LA JUZZY (and all people associated with Juzzy.) This would include: Jesse, Emma, Sair, umm... Drew.. Dan.. meh can't think of many more.

Here's a list of people I never want to see again:

1. Mrs. Field

2. Britney Spears

3. Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle.

Here's a list of things I want gone from my life:

1. School.

I've been downloading Family Guy at dad's place. Ala Peter. What does ala mean? Uber random. I'm downloading more FG now anyway, not sure why, I've explained it to about 3 people today anyway. Juzz suggested I go random all over my entry so that I shall. I might just go crazy for a minute, and then I go back to whatever it is I do. Which I don't believe is anything.

MWAAHAHAHA I'M SO DELIOUSISLY (WHATEV .) EEEEEVIL. NAYHAHA

WHOAMGBBQSAUCELAWLJOHNNETHSMASHIHOPEJUZZYCANCOMEDOWNTOVICTORIAHEWANTSTOMETTMEANDERRIBERRIANDDELLANDITWILLBEUBERCOOLICAN'TFINDTHEDAYUMSPACEBAROHTHEREITISSPACEBAR.

It's a sah-weeet trip to a candy shop where bon-bons play, on the sunny beach of peppermint bay.

Please donate for a trip for my dying friend Juzz (he has Ala Juzz disease.) so he can take a trip down to Victoria. This is his dying wish. Please donate. Contact me for details.

Shiny bald-headed eagle, the mother of all evil, and a part time Year 7 English teacher, is giving us weekend homework because he forgot we had today off because it's Anzac Day. (dumbass bitch. I'm so angry. I don't wanna write a freakin short story, I've written like 50 of em. MOVE ONTO SOMETHING NEW YOU IMBOSSILES.)

You know what really burns me up? Society. Yes, for example, people base their lives on repetitive music (For instance, people like Mario, Jesse McCartey, and others basically have the same music every time, then why the hell do people like them?) It's a travesty. It's all identical. PICK SOMETHING NEW JERKS.

And television! It rocks. Although there are some shows, like The OC, which all of the "cool group" of people in Year 7 at my school basically live their life according to that show. (Ooh lesbians I'll turn lesbian.)

Which brings me on to something else: Crowds. What the hell is the point of these people? They're like followers you know. The bad people. There's like 30 of them out of the 50 Year 7's this year and they all follow each other. They all watch OC, listen to repetitive music, and think the only way to get popular is to go and kiss a stranger they've known for exactly 2 weeks. It burns me up inside. My neck hurts. They always hang out behind a building making out, throwing stuff, swearing, being bitches. I've had it. They classify people as to what their opinion of them is: Recently I got labelled a nerd for not hanging out with the drones. Wtf? What if doing what I do (yes, I like having friends, and I'm on the computer a lot) was actually the thing that 'normal' people did? Does that mean the idiots would get labelled as nerds?

Thanks a lot self, now I'm angry. Nyahahha.

Anyway imma play some Solitaire with Adelle, in which she will kick my ass as usual. If Juzz ends up coming down to Victoria, I will invite Dell and Erin and Juzz over to my house and we have a party. ;) Lol, it will be uber cool. Anyway, I'm off to getting my ass kicked. Toodles.

Saturday, 23 April 2005

Ye Olde Self

To people who don't read my blog,

Hi.

Anyway, enough about me, more about me.

I'm at dad's place atm, I stayed the night because he has the net and I don't, hahaha. I'm so pathetic.

Erin's back from America! Talked to her and Adelle this morning, who by the way met each other this morning also.

Trying to sleep last night was evil since the cat kept coming in my room and waking me up, SO I PUT IT OUT!!! ;)

Mr Stevens, the mother of all evil, and teaches Year 7 English part-time, has been nicknamed (as of last year some time) The Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle. Well, he's bald. During English yesterday Kirk Josh and I (and Sara got involved somehow) were just passing notes to each other when we were supposed to be writing a story. Hahhaa, Josh came up with a funny concept: "Shiny Bald-Headed Eagle Season Open." Oman I love that. I laugh at it so much.

Juzz has been counting down the days until the Grinspoon concert. He's keeping it in his MSN name as "SEVEN DAYS TO GOOOOOO" etc.

Anyway, that's enough about me, now more about me.

I was so bored last night I got Steph's phone number and called her for no apparent reason. Apparently she's moving near me in a place apparently known as Langwarrin. Uber cool.

Josh could be sleeping over tonight. I hope he is :) But Mum's being all stingy about it, and letting Amy Pratt (Sarah's friend) sleep over instead when I asked first dammit :( She says Amy's quiet as a mouse. SO IS JOSH. We'll be downstairs watching movies anyway, so I doubt we'd be making much noise ;)

Anyway, enough about me, more about ending.

Taaaa

Wednesday, 13 April 2005

I think my ribs are broken

Ahahhhh they hurt :(

Anyway holidays are going so fast, it's over in a few days :'(

Ocrap just remembered Little Nicky was sposed to bo back yesterday.

Anyhoo my ribs hurt.

Zoe was supposed to calle me aaaaaages ago but she never did. Meh

I hope Peta can give me that phone of hers.. it's uber cool and I want it :P Adelle offered a really crappy piece of phone to me yesterday... (although it doesn't have a cover?!)

Heh I stayed up on MSN till 1 this morning with her. He played Yahoo Pool, and apparently the Java was goin all screwy for her lol.

Anyway TAAAAAA

Saturday, 2 April 2005

Last Day

Well that was sort of cool. Last day of school for the term yesterday. It was also bad hair day, shave for a cure, sausage sizzle, drinks, hair colouring and free dress. All of those were at school too. Everyone of those (cept shave for a cure) was a money contribute thingy, and for the more money we raised, the more teacher's heads we could shave of colour. Mr Dewar looks like a clownfish.

By teh way, whoamg I have a girlfriend. Zoe in 7B. She was sposed to call last night :( Oh wellers.

Speaking of phones, Kirk's uncle is coming down next week and, well, HE HAS AN OLD PHONE TO GIVE TO KIRK. Kirk says he might give it to me if it's a crap one :P Isn't that coolness.

And I was on the phone to Kirk and Emily and Elise and for a short time, Ben last night. It was coolio. Hehehhee I tried calling Peta then with Kirk and Emily so all 4 of us could talk but we couldn't get through to her :(

Tuesday, 22 March 2005

School sucks

SO DOES INTERNET EXPLORER. Oh man this piece of crap is so hard to work with.

I'm taking the day off today because I can't stand school. I'm dying. So I'm taking a holiday.

I found a new host for my site the other day, but I have to post 15 posts on the forum till I can get it. Pretty screwy, but that's how I "pay for my account." By posting. I'm on like, 13 posts now.

Hmm. I can't be stuffed writing much more.